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Last day at work!

  • 06-02-2009 11:55am
    #1
    Sumire
    Closed Accounts Posts: 42 ✭


    Well it's my last day in my current job, I'm obviously not going to do any work so any ideas on how to keep myself busy unitil I can go to the pub?


Comments

  • #2
    Mena
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭Mena


    5 hour pub lunch.


  • #3
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Turn on all the taps in the jacks and leave early.


  • #4
    James Forde
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭James Forde


    Fill out social welfare application forms?


  • #5
    Snowball
    Closed Accounts Posts: 826 ✭✭✭Snowball


    tic tac toe on msn?


  • #6
    Roadend
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 885 ✭✭✭Roadend


    Send an e-mail to head honcho calling him a wan*er, you won't have to wait till 5 to leave then.


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  • #7
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    It's time to claim some free stuff, run around the office peeing on things.


  • #8
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Buy a bag of prawns and hide them individually and randomly around the building. (Under the ceiling tiles is a good spot).

    Your soon to be ex colleagues will love you for months to come.


  • #9
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,219 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Boards, coffee, chat, repeat.


  • #10
    Sumire
    Closed Accounts Posts: 42 ✭Sumire


    bryanjf wrote: »
    Fill out social welfare application forms?

    Starting a new (better paid & more secure) job on Monday :D


  • #11
    Naos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,739 ✭✭✭Naos


    www.jobs.ie


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  • #12
    Gone Drinking
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭Gone Drinking


    Find the hottest chick you work with and offer yourself up to her, there and then.

    If she says yes, take her down to arousal town

    If she says no, call her fcuking ugly and move onto the next hottest chick in line.


  • #13
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Sumire wrote: »
    Starting a new (better paid & more secure) job on Monday :D
    Damnit, this is no place for good news! Take your big happy head elsewhere!!


  • #14
    aidan_walsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    Sell/post up many, many corporate secrets.


  • #15
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Start reading the TV guides so you know what afternoon crap you'll be wasting your life away watching very shortly.


  • #16
    Sumire
    Closed Accounts Posts: 42 ✭Sumire


    Gone Drinking wrote: »
    Find the hottest chick you work with and offer yourself up to her, there and then.

    If she says yes, take her down to arousal town

    If she says no, call her fcuking ugly and move onto the next hottest chick in line.

    Um... I'm a girl.... But also, there's no hot chicks in here - well there won't be after 5pm today!


  • #17
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    As I always do on my last day, copy any decent tunes or porn from the network!


  • #18
    jocksandsocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36 ✭jocksandsocks


    flood the toilets
    spread gossip
    set off the fire alarm


  • #19
    Danbo!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    jocksandsocks wrote: »
    set off the fire alarm

    This can be easily achieved by setting the place on fire


  • #20
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Photocopy your ass a few times, go down the shop and buy some generic cards. Put the photocopies in the cards and hand them out as goodbye cards.

    -Funk


  • #21
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    biko wrote: »
    Boards, coffee, chat, repeat.

    When did this thread become about my job?


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  • #22
    Naos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,739 ✭✭✭Naos


    If you've already got a job lined up, then I second the 5 hour pub lunch motion.


  • #23
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,257 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Sumire wrote: »
    Starting a new (better paid & more secure) job on Monday :D

    You must have had a lousy job if you get paid less than what they give you in prison. No wonder you turned to a life of crime - next time don't get caught.


  • #24
    Duff_Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 414 ✭✭Duff_Man


    my last day 2day aswell......i didnt go in tho and did nothin the last few days!


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