What will you not believe?

TheParrot

Hello,

I have been thinking lately. Is there anything that the average Irish person will not believe?

No matter what the media say, little Paddy is all over it. The more stupid the matter, the more Paddy will chirp. He believes any excuse for anything, never thinking of the implications of certain actions.

Disgraceful. How about you waken up Paddy? Look at the thread about a Christian Bale rant. It just screams "promotional exerise" and yet Paddy is taken in. "oh, he is such a bad boy", "oh, and we are all losing our jobs, and he still acts like that. Have you seen my copy of Heat Magazine?".

Well I tell you what, Paddy deserves all he gets. He turned into a jumped up little prick when a few pounds were thrown at him. He became arrogant, and now he is getting what he deserves.

Any comments, or do you not have any opinions of your own?

Quazzie

TheParrot wrote: »

Hello,

I have been thinking lately. Is there anything that the average Irish person will not believe?

No matter what the media say, little Paddy is all over it. The more stupid the matter, the more Paddy will chirp. He believes any excuse for anything, never thinking of the implications of certain actions.

Disgraceful. How about you waken up Paddy? Look at the thread about a Christian Bale rant. It just screams "promotional exerise" and yet Paddy is taken in. "oh, he is such a bad boy", "oh, and we are all losing our jobs, and he still acts like that. Have you seen my copy of Heat Magazine?".

Well I tell you what, Paddy deserves all he gets. He turned into a jumped up little prick when a few pounds were thrown at him. He became arrogant, and now he is getting what he deserves.

Any comments, or do you not have any opinions of your own?

Isn't Paddy a racist term.

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Loomis

I won't believe it's not butter

javaboy

TheParrot wrote: »

Any comments, or do you not have any opinions of your own?

This coming from a parrot? How ironic. :rolleyes:

TheParrot

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

Isn't Paddy a racist term.

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Oh, I hope I don't get lines.

Paddy a racist term? I see the indoctrination has taken. Are we fully up to date with all Politically Correct opinions? Maybe I should go in for an upgrade.

TheParrot

javaboy wrote: »

This coming from a parrot? How ironic. :rolleyes:

maybe you get the point???????????????? oh, I would say you have a little "alternative" sense of humor. I bet it really makes you stands out as an individual.

Caoimhín

OP, you sound like such an angry young man. Maybe you should turn off the computer and go out and meet a nice girl? Or even buy a little dog to play with? Talk to someone about your irrational anger, it might help you to work some of these issues out.

c - 13

Like - Oh. My. God. I cant believe How you can not be totally impressed by Christian bales rant, he totally has his fingers on the pulse of the world ... and stuff. :rolleyes:

OldGoat

The Parrot, eh? I can't decide if I should do a Pythonesk routine or should I go straight for the Pirate jokes.
Hummmmm decisioins, decisions.

TheParrot

c - 13 wrote: »

Like - Oh. My. God. I cant believe How you can not be totally impressed by Christian bales rant, he totally has his fingers on the pulse of the world ... and stuff. :rolleyes:

He has all the little people talkin'. They would chirp about anything, so long as you provide some decent bait. Clowns of the first degree. Maybe they could get a job at the circus.

javaboy

TheParrot wrote: »

maybe you get the point???????????????? oh, I would say you have a little "alternative" sense of humor. I bet it really makes you stands out as an individual.

No my god awful dress sense and inability to mix in a social setting does that quite nicely.

So in the interests of fairness, where are you from?

TheParrot

OldGoat wrote: »

The Parrot, eh? I can't decide if I should do the Pythonesk routine or should I go straight for the Pirate jokes.
Hummmmm decisioins, decisions.

Or maybe you come up with something original of your own. Something you have not seen on TV.

Would that be asking too much?

Loomis

TheParrot wrote: »

He has all the little people talkin'. They would chirp about anything, so long as you provide some decent bait. Clowns of the first degree. Maybe they could get a job at the circus.

Little people? I'm 34 stone. Shows how little you know. Pfft

TheParrot

javaboy wrote: »

No my god awful dress sense and inability to mix in a social setting does that quite nicely.

So in the interests of fairness, where are you from?

A little island that has had its population thoroughly degraded.

Caoimhín

TheParrot wrote: »

A little island that has had its population thoroughly degraded.

Achill?

TheParrot

Mr. Anderson wrote: »

Little people? I'm 34 stone. Shows how little you know. Pfft

You're 34 stone???

Be careful, the social services will knock on your door one of these days. You are what is now considered a "burden on the community".

Sad times.

OldGoat

TheParrot wrote: »

Or maybe you come up with something original of your own. Something you have not seen on TV.

Would that be asking too much?

Wait for it...wait...wait...Yore Ma
Damn, you are right, nothing original. (hangs head in shame):o

TheParrot

I'm so scared about global warming, what about the polar bears.

Don't worry love, it's all another scam.

http://www.kusi.com/weather/colemanscorner/38574742.html

Loomis

TheParrot wrote: »

You're 34 stone???

Be careful, the social services will knock on your door one of these days. You are what is now considered a "burden on the community".

Sad times.

:rolleyes:

Anyway...
Because Bale is not one of the 'little people' he's exempt from the social convention of manners?

davyjose

TheParrot wrote: »

Hello,

I have been thinking lately. Is there anything that the average Irish person will not believe?

No matter what the media say, little Paddy is all over it. The more stupid the matter, the more Paddy will chirp. He believes any excuse for anything, never thinking of the implications of certain actions.

Disgraceful. How about you waken up Paddy? Look at the thread about a Christian Bale rant. It just screams "promotional exerise" and yet Paddy is taken in. "oh, he is such a bad boy", "oh, and we are all losing our jobs, and he still acts like that. Have you seen my copy of Heat Magazine?".

Well I tell you what, Paddy deserves all he gets. He turned into a jumped up little prick when a few pounds were thrown at him. He became arrogant, and now he is getting what he deserves.

Any comments, or do you not have any opinions of your own?

And ... breathe!

TheParrot

Mr. Anderson wrote: »

:rolleyes:

Anyway...
Because Bale is not one of the 'little people' he's exempt from the social convention of manners?

What?, it was a promotional exercise for his new film.

Look at the thread title, what will you not believe?

davyjose

TheParrot wrote: »

maybe you get the point???????????????? oh, I would say you have a little "alternative" sense of humor. I bet it really makes you stands out as an individual.

What makes you stand out Parrot? Your anonymous internet rantings about the state of society?

Try harder.

AnonoBoy

I will not believe in ghosts.

(At least that's what I tell myself over and over in hushed tones as I cower under my duvet with a torch every night)

javaboy

Banned. This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be.