Reef balls, the fashionable way to dispose of your corpse.

The_Minister

First we had Lifegem which turned your loved ones into little gems.

The we had the "Green" option of dissolving the corpse in lye; it would be safe to pour it down the drain (If one wanted to).

We've had body farms for a while.

And now we have Eternal Reef Balls a way to commemorate your loved one by making them part of an endangered reef. You get turned into a ball with holes in it for the reef to grow on, and it has a bronze plaque on it, with your name.

If people try to find any more novelty ways to dispose of corpses, we'll soon be eating Soylent Green for real.

Jesus Juice

What happened to the good ol' days of a nice unceremonial dumping of the body in some woods for the wolves to feed on?








Whats more natural then that?Your not just part of a ****ty reef,your part of the food chain.

ejmaztec

Stuffed and mounted. What more is there to be said?

Sharpshooter

They should have called it Eternal Greef Balls.

AlmightyCushion

ejmaztec wrote: »

Stuffed and mounted. What more is there to be said?

As long as it's not snyper doing the mounting I'd be happy with that.

galwayrush

It there's one thing i've learned from AH, it's Soylent Green. is the answer.:cool:

Don't feed the fish. feed the people.:cool:

Sharpshooter

Jesus Juice wrote: »

What happened to the good ol' days of a nice unceremonial dumping of the body in some woods for the wolves to feed on?

Whats more natural then that?Your not just part of a ****ty reef,your part of the food chain.

Until the wolves take a dump of their own, and then you're just crap.

Jesus Juice

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Until the wolves take a dump of their own, and then you're just crap.

But you see,your fertilizer then!
You just keep giving back to the environment.

Sharpshooter

Jesus Juice wrote: »

But you see,your fertilizer then!
You just keep giving back to the environment.

Of corpse , you are right , I'd still feel like shit though.

ejmaztec

Jesus Juice wrote: »

What happened to the good ol' days of a nice unceremonial dumping of the body in some woods for the wolves to feed on?

It still happens in C.S.I.

Jesus Juice

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Of corpse , you are right , I'd still feel like shit though.

Awwww jesus.......

Jesus Juice

ejmaztec wrote: »

It still happens in C.S.I.

With out the Rockin' sound track.










*and Horatio Kane..