Scumbags' plans ruined.

The Citizen

They say that rain keeps the scum off the streets, but snow has the opposite effect.

I decided to get the bus out of the city centre today. A group of scumbags got on around 4 stops later. I had a hunch that something was going to kick off so I remained silent but vigilant in my seat. Around 5 minutes later the scum revealed they had smuggled snowballs onto the bus. Soon enough, the scum were throwing snowballs all around the bus. Within seconds I was on my feet and ran down to the bus driver and informed him of what was happening upstairs. The driver stopped the bus and went upstairs. He confronted the scum and removed them from the bus. The terror-stricken passengers breathed a collective sigh of relief as I thwarted yet another scumbag plan to disrupt the peace.

:mad:

YDMHSSB

people get beaten up on buses and this lot were worried about getting hit with snow?:rolleyes:

omb0wyn5ehpij9

Emmm.....ok so!

delta_bravo

Why didnt you simply beat them to death as per your usual methods?

EKRIUQ

Wow! your a real life "Chuck Norris"

K-9

They didn't stand a snowballs chance.........................

YDMHSSB

YDMHSSB wrote: »

people get beaten up on buses and this lot were worried about getting hit with snow?:rolleyes:

have you ever seen what some of those little f*ckers put in snowballs? you'd be worried too.

seeing as this is ah though;
whats your address and i'll stick that blue peter badge in the post?

JangoFett

Well done sir!

I might join you in your quest for...justice. *grimaces*

minidazzler

Hail Citizen, Why did you not use your super powers to kill them?

biko

Another lulz worthy thread from the Citizen

javaboy

The Citizen wrote: »

The terror-stricken passengers breathed a collective sigh of relief as I thwarted yet another scumbag plan to disrupt the peace.

Seems to me like the bus driver did all the thwarting here. My hero. /swoons

Degsy

He sure squealed on those bold boys!

Peyton Manning

The Citizen wrote: »

Within seconds I was on my feet and ran down to the bus driver and informed him of what was happening upstairs.

You are the worst superhero ever dude.

IRISH RAIL

rat

Mossy Monk

Many thanks for the lol the op gave to me.

4zn76tysfajdxp

The Citizen wrote: »

They say that rain keeps the scum off the streets, but snow has the opposite effect.

They were on the bus so, no it doesn't.

The Citizen wrote: »

I decided to get the bus out of the city centre today.

What city would this be?

The Citizen wrote: »

A group of scumbags got on around 4 stops later. I had a hunch that something was going to kick off so I remained silent but vigilant in my seat.

Not true, you didn't become vigilant until you stood up off your seat and ran crying down to the busdriver.

The Citizen wrote: »

Around 5 minutes later the scum revealed they had smuggled snowballs onto the bus.

Would they not have melted in that time?

The Citizen wrote: »

Soon enough, the scum were throwing snowballs all around the bus.

The bastards.

The Citizen wrote: »

Within seconds I was on my feet and ran down to the bus driver and informed him of what was happening upstairs.

How many seconds? Surely a real vigilante would have responded within one second? Where did you learn ninjitsu from? A tortoise?

The Citizen wrote: »

The driver stopped the bus and went upstairs. He confronted the scum and removed them from the bus. The terror-stricken passengers breathed a collective sigh of relief as I thwarted yet another scumbag plan to disrupt the peace.

Not really. Throwing a snowball takes a second. Even if they had somehow smuggled 10 or so snowballs each that lasted five minutes in their warm clothing without melting, the whole thing would probably have been over by the time it would've taken you to confront the driver, never mind the time it would have taken the driver to stop and go upstairs to maul these feral animals.

Hey! Look over there! Some kids are building a snowman! Let's get 'em!

Vain

Is that you dave????:pac:

morrowa64

Sounds like you couldnt wait to get out of there...you call them scumbags but being a rat is worse

minidazzler

morrowa64 wrote: »

Sounds like you couldnt wait to get out of there...you call them scumbags but being a rat is worse

It's really not. You must be a scumbag!!! lol

Hazys

Fair play to the OP.

I presume the majority of people would have just sat there hoping it didnt effect them till their stop and just got off as the scumbags tormented the other people on the bus.

A lot of people want to believe that it was no big deal because they wouldnt want to do anything about. Thats why there's scumbags because very few people want to confront them.

As for people calling him a rat, grow up, you watch too much Sopranos.

Hard Larry

+1. Rat. :pac:

Stay off those school buses.

Edit:

Hazys wrote: »

Fair play to the OP.

I presume the majority of people would have just sat there hoping it didnt effect them till their stop and just got off as the scumbags tormented the other people on the bus.

A lot of people want to believe that it was no big deal because they wouldnt want to do anything about. Thats why there's scumbags because very few people want to confront them.

As for people calling him a rat, grow up, you watch too much Sopranos.

Dude he's a frickin' loon!

IvySlayer

The Citizen strikes again! Whatever good deed will he perform next?

Futurism

What's next? A lunatic in pajamas?

go anywhere in the city centre and you'll see that!

(to frada: that's DUBLIN city centre! )

Hagar

Your tale was vaguely plausible until you said that the driver left the safety of his little protective box and put himself at risk by intervening on behalf of the fare paying passengers. That's where it all fell apart. I mean who would believe that?

Cow Moolester

I didn't read much of the thread because the Dairy Milk Eyebrow ad was on so...emm..

well done citizen. I'll Badge it! a badge for you now and because you're so special, I will use one of the rectangular badges instead of the run-of-the-mill circle ones.

galwayrush

How do we know that the OP isn't just a copycat of the real Citizen Superhero?:pac:

Cow Moolester

Cow Moolester wrote: »

I didn't read much of the thread because the Dairy Milk Eyebrow ad was on so...emm..

well done citizen. I'll Badge it! a badge for you now and because you're so special, I will use one of the rectangular badges instead of the run-of-the-mill circle ones.

here you go, this will help,

morrowa64

minidazzler wrote: »

It's really not. You must be a scumbag!!! lol

well minidazzler theres only one place for rats and thats back in the sewer where they come from:D lol

ScumLord

Add a cheesy 80s pop song and that sounds just like the beginning of some film I can't remember. Their the cool kids and your the square guy ruining all their fun.

Gran Hermano

Fellow Boardsies I have a confession.

I have reason to believe I was in school with The Citizen

I am 100% sure he is the same bloke who grassed me up in senior infants for copying in a sums test.