Obsessive Disorder(immaturity at its finest)

Mario007

If I was your Superman,
I’d take you to a far off galaxy,
Where you’ll know no one
So you’d HAVE to talk to me.

If they called me Spiderman,
My webs would always catch you,
And if you tried to break free and go,
I simply wouldn’t let you.

If I was exactly like Hulk,
Green and always angry,
You’d not have a boyfriend once,
Thanks to my new-born envy.

And if I dressed up like Ironman,
My technology state of art,
You wouldn’t have to search me
To find something hard.

Maybe if I was your Batman,
With money and power,
You wouldn’t mind me stalking you,
every time you take a shower.

But since I’m not a superhero,
I’ll be your Joker instead,
And run around your twitching body,
With a machete and your head.

busted flush

i like it!

Insect Overlord

You've done it again Mario, you've done it again.
Some very good stuff until WHAM! - a disgusting ending.
Go you.

Homicidal_jesus

An File wrote: »

You've done it again Mario, you've done it again.
Some very good stuff until WHAM! - a disgusting ending.
Go you.

I see you have picked up on his writing style congratulations:pac:

Mario007

An File wrote: »

You've done it again Mario, you've done it again.
Some very good stuff until WHAM! - a disgusting ending.
Go you.

ha thanks:D thats just the reaction i was aiming for, though in this one you have to agree there were hints of inappropriatnes throughout the piece:D

Mario007

busted flush wrote: »

i like it!

thanks:D

Mario007

Homicidal_jesus wrote: »

I see you have picked up on his writing style congratulations:pac:

yep and that writting style is the best:D

Reilly616

Lovely imagery I like how it gets gradually ruder

Mario007

Reilly616 wrote: »

Lovely imagery I like how it gets gradually ruder

ha, thanks thats what i was going...if only i knew more superheroes i'd be a longer poem:D

girlbiker

hahahaha talented weirdo.

Mario007

girlbiker wrote: »

hahahaha talented weirdo.

great! another person with a sense of humour!:D

sMacktardism

my highest ever rating...over 9000 thumbs up.
(:eek:9000?!)

Mario007

sMacktardism wrote: »

my highest ever rating...over 9000 thumbs up.
(:eek:9000?!)

glad to hear it liam:D

Homicidal_jesus

Mario007 wrote: »

glad to hear it liam:D

OH NO U GAVE AWAY HIS HIDDEN IDENTITY RUN LIAM!!:pac::pac:before pacman catches you!!:D:D

sMacktardism

Homicidal_jesus wrote: »

OH NO U GAVE AWAY HIS HIDDEN IDENTITY RUN LIAM!!:pac::pac:before pacman catches you!!:D:D

Don't know which person you are...but meh......i suppose you're right. Ich muss jetzt aufhoeren. Mein Mutter ruft mich. Ich stezt die rechten arm ein!

Mario007

sMacktardism wrote: »

Don't know which person you are...but meh......i suppose you're right. Ich muss jetzt aufhoeren. Mein Mutter ruft mich. Ich stezt die rechten arm ein!

aber liam, do magst nich deutch, ya? warum sprechts sie das hier??