Exceptional Bike Ideal For Executives

blorg · 30-01-2009 9:20am #1

I am not selling this but saw it over on Gumtree

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Exceptional Bike Ideal For Executives (€260)

This is real perfect bike for this kind of people who likes to move around the city in a very nice, beautiful, extremely confortable , extremely fast, extremely easy non effort, cool bike.
The bike is about 3 years old in absolut perfect condition.
Believe is a extremely pleasure ride this bike couse the gears and breaks are working like a watch.
The extremely THIN TYRES provide you the posibility to reach high speed with the minimun effort.
The exceptional both handlebar and saddle provided with excelent and ergonomic soft shape will let u ride this bike as if u were sleeping on a cloud.
The manufacturer of this bike is GIANT , one of the most bikes qualities company in the globe.
Really , if you are excutive or a person who has to go to work with suit this is your bike, this is the bike of your dreams.
I am really confident that if you try this bike, if you ride this high-class bike you will take it, i have no doubts.
Just contact to me via email or text to my phone number and you will be able to feel one of the most exciting feelings.

Location: Dublin 4 [where else ]

davenewt · 30-01-2009 9:32am

ROFL, good post, cheered me up on this dull friday morning, thanks!

"Sleeping on a cloud," haha, love it.

Vélo · 30-01-2009 9:34am

Great use of the English language.

Hungrycol · 30-01-2009 9:43am

"Sleeping on a cloud". Brilliant! I'm going to have to start introducing that phrase into my vocabulary.

Lumen · 30-01-2009 9:46am

Just contact to me via email or text to my phone number and you will be able to feel one of the most exciting feelings.

Me thinks the advertiser is the bike.

I've always wanted to ride a D4 bike. Unfortunately I'm married to a culchie, so it's never going to happen.

xz · 30-01-2009 4:35pm

I have one of those.........sleeping on a cloud my a**e ( no pun intended), am currently saving for a new saddle because those memory foam ones hurt like hell.
He must finish work well before it gets dark, as not a light in sight, and that chain and cassette could do with a good clean, the extremely thin 35's he has could be thinner 28's.
But in fairness, that is one humerous ad, and it IS as he describes.
I am very tempted to email or text him just to feel one of the most exciting feelings. I don't want the bike(as I have that model already), I just want to feel those feelings........