Quotes

Sammiie

Quotes from songs books telly flims..

"if you can keep your head when all about are losing theres and blaming it on you"

Genghiz Cohen

Sammiie wrote: »

Quotes from songs books telly flims..

"if you can keep your head when all about are losing theres and blaming it on you"

How does that one finish? Or start...

Sammiie

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

How does that one finish? Or start...

if you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

Genghiz Cohen

Sammiie wrote: »

if you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

Damnit stop teasing me!
Finish the quote!

AlmightyCushion

Sammiie wrote: »

if you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

Then that still won't make up for the fact you have a small willy.

There you go genghiz, I finished it for you.

Sammiie

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

Damnit stop teasing me!
Finish the quote!

ha, well thats the part of the poem i quoted. :P
i'll give you the whole poem in hope itll satisfiy you!
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream--and not make dreams your master,
If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And--which is more--you'll be a Man, my son!

Pleased?

Hagar

Replace front and rear brake disks and pads €300. Not too bad I suppose.

Genghiz Cohen

Sammiie wrote: »

ha, well thats the part of the poem i quoted. :P
i'll give you the whole poem in hope itll satisfiy you!
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,

If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And--which is more--you'll be a Man, my son!

Pleased?

No.

Sammiie

Hagar wrote: »

Replace front and rear brake disks and pads €300. Not too bad I suppose.

ha rudyard kipling.. whata poet eh?

Oh & i loved the way you phraes it hehe

Karl Hungus

"Another stupid AH thread" - Karl Hungus

Jesus Juice

''Feckin' n00bs''

li@mo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb3Sl3pSP2w

The great Sean Boylan

The great GAA

Terry

Diplomatic Immunity - The bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2.

Cupcake_Crisis

' hes not a man, he's a HORSE in a man costume'
Bernard Black

Borneo Fnctn

"If we're facing in the right direction, all we have to do is keep on walking"

"Nothing ever changes by staying the same"

AlmightyCushion

jackpalance wrote: »

"Nothing ever changes by staying the same"

Except the state of change.

Is there something to learn? Or something to see?
Because nothing to lose; is not nothing to be.

Haven't you heard the messages?
Haven't you read the passages?

There's a ghost who is going to haunt me for all my life.
I'll be he never touches you.

I guess the difference is, between us three,
They make our open books awful hard to read.

Maybe I've been painting you with all the wrong brushes too
Maybe you really know what too much is, well, well maybe you do.

---

I just think they're great lyrics (and a great song)

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=NoIKb7lpgec

minidazzler

AK47, the best there is, when you absolutely, positively, gotta kill every single mothafvcka in the room, accept no substitute.



What five letters spell "apocalypse" she asked me
I won her over saying "W.W.I.I.I."

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Sammiie wrote: »

ha, well thats the part of the poem i quoted. :P
i'll give you the whole poem in hope itll satisfiy you!
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream--and not make dreams your master,
If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And--which is more--you'll be a Man, my son!

Pleased?

"You'll be a bonehead!!" - Homer Simpson.

K-9

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.




What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West.

You know... morons.


*Blazing Saddles

jiltloop

From Once Upon A Time in the West (loosely quoted):

Man wearing suspenders and belt: "sir you can trust me I swear"

Bad guy: "How can I trust a man who wears suspenders AND a belt? You can't even trust your own pants"

PrettyInPunk

jiltloop wrote: »

From Once Upon A Time in the West (loosely quoted):

Man wearing suspenders and belt: "sir you can trust me I swear"

Bad guy: "How can I trust a man who wears suspenders AND a belt? You can't even trust your own pants"

i laughed

Red Hand

Kent Brockman-"So Professor, do you think we should panic?"

Expert-"Yes, I do, Kent."


Later in that show,

Kent Brockman-"Do you think we should go about bashing other people's heads in and feasting on the precious goo inside?"

Expert-"Yes, I think so, Kent."

cson

"Sammiie is a gimp"

LeahBaby

Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."

Peter: Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill?
Brian: That's... that's not a riddle. That's ... that's just terrible.
Peter: Wrong, the ugly one

SoupyNorman

"911? Yeh, Its Quagmire, uh huh..It's stuck in a window this time"

OldGoat

Paraphrasing...
"I'm debugging it now so cross your fingers, it's a Binary precaution to ward off Hex"

chin_grin

"For there is one thing we must never forget… the majority can never replace the man. And no more than a hundred empty heads make one wise man will an heroic decision arise from a hundred cowards."

Added for dark humour........as Hitler said that......Ell oh Ell! Christ it's too early.

S.I.R

to quote Albert Einstein: " Idiot ! " :cool: