Novel use of phone booths...

dollybird09

Ok I read recently that Eircom are set to remove over 50% of their phone booths because they are underutilised and are attracting vandals...

Struck me the other night walking through city that 'wow, there's someone using the phone box'... turns out they weren't calling anyone - they were having their wicked way with each other!!! I laughed...kinda shocking and antisocial but still funny...maybe phone boxes are used more frequently than Eircom think!!!

Anyone else seen interesting use of phone booths?

FlutterinBantam

Yes but I'd be banned immediately if I posted the pic here.

javaboy

Convert them to public toilets.... done.

Professey Chin

dollybird09 wrote: »

Ok I read recently that Eircom are set to remove over 50% of their phone booths because they are underutilised and are attracting vandals...

Struck me the other night walking through city that 'wow, there's someone using the phone box'... turns out they weren't calling anyone - they were having their wicked way with each other!!! I laughed...kinda shocking and antisocial but still funny...maybe phone boxes are used more frequently than Eircom think!!!

Anyone else seen interesting use of phone booths?

Why what should they be used for

FlutterinBantam

javaboy wrote: »

Convert them to public toilets.... done.

Well that's what happened in the one outside McDonalds in Rathmines.

Not guilty myself, but fair auld load left in her.

Sofaspud

I once knew these 2 guys that used a phone booth to go back in time and round up a load of historical figures so they could pass a history report, and not have to go to Military school.

Then there was that other guy who used one to try and improve someone's life by aiming a sniper rifle at him and making him tell the truth about the bad things he'd done.

Useful things, phone booths.

funk-you

javaboy wrote: »

Convert them to public toilets.... done.

Convert?

-Funk

javaboy

funk-you wrote: »

Convert?

-Funk

That's why I put "... done"

dr.bollocko

That scene from True Romance.
They should be handy shag stops.

chin_grin

Yes?

javaboy

chin_grin wrote: »

Yes?

I posted that earlier but then ninja edited it out and went with a subtle tag.

Ally Dick

Sofaspud wrote: »

Then there was that other guy who used one to try and improve someone's life by aiming a sniper rifle at him and making him tell the truth about the bad things he'd done.

He SHOULD have been shot for his appalling acting

Davidius

Sometimes I like to call random phone booths in order to send anybody passing by on a dangerous mission.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Superhero changin booths. We need more of them.

OldGoat

dr.bollocko wrote: »

That scene from True Romance.
They should be handy shag stops.

Only if they put in curtains first. I'd hate to see someones spotty ar5e squished up against the window as I walk past. Naturally they would have to be shower curtains so that the lucky couple can clean up after. So there we are, curtains and a shower...ohhhh and a box or something to put your clothes and shoes in, just to keep them dry while the shower is running, kinda like a small wardrobe thing. And while we are making a wishlist wouldn't one of those harness swing chairs be great too?
Now if only there was some way to call out for a pizza.

Puddleduck

OldGoat wrote: »

Only if they put in curtains first. I'd hate to see someones spotty ar5e squished up against the window as I walk past. Naturally they would have to be shower curtains so that the lucky couple can clean up after. So there we are, curtains and a shower...ohhhh and a box or something to put your clothes and shoes in, just to keep them dry while the shower is running, kinda like a small wardrobe thing. And while we are making a wishlist wouldn't one of those harness swing chairs be great too?
Now if only there was some way to call out for a pizza.

So effectivly you want a house....

Jaysus how would you shag in a phonebooth....everyone would see...I mean, where do they throw the money?

madmik

one day i forgot my mobile
thought id use a phone box outside tara station

opened the door and there was a monster dump on the ground

went to the one next door and it was also in simailar condition with spit all over everything as well

its about time they scrapped those boxes

theyre only used for junkies shooting up and alcos taking dumpss in

Adiboo

madmik wrote: »

opened the door and there was a monster dump on the ground

What absolute legend thought to himself one day, "I'll take a shíte in here".

OldGoat

Puddleduck wrote: »

So effectivly you want a house....

Ahhh no, sure you'd never fit an upstairs into a phonebox.