Bathroom Gaffiti!

dak

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING UP ON THE WALL FOR? THE JOKE IS IN YOUR HANDS.
- Mens room, Lynagh's Bar. Lexington, KY

NO MATTER HOW GOOD SHE LOOKS, SOME OTHER GUY IS SICK AND TIRED OF PUTTING UP WITH HER ****.
- Men's room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC

IF YOU CAN PISS THIS HIGH, JOIN THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.
- on the wall in the men's restroom at a height of 6 ft. O'Ryan's Irish Pub. Ashland Oregon

BEAUTY IS ONLY A LIGHT SWITCH AWAY
- Perkins Library. Duke University

I'VE DECIDED THAT TO RAISE MY GRADES I MUST LOWER MY STANDARDS.
- Houghton Library, Harvard University.

IF LIFE IS A WASTE OF TIME AND TIME IS A WASTE OF LIFE, THEN LET'S ALL GET WASTED TOGETHER AND HAVE THE TIME OF OUR LIVES.
- Maggies Pizza, Washington, D.C.

IF BUSH WERE CAPTAIN OF THE TITANIC, HE'D SAY WE WERE STOPPING FOR ICE.
-Smoky Joe's, Philadelphia

REMEMBER, IT'S NOT, "HOW HIGH ARE YOU?" IT'S "HI, HOW ARE YOU?"
- Rest Stop off Route 81, West Virginia

BEWARE OF LIMBO DANCERS
- On the bottom of the stall door, Women's bathroom, Broad Ripple Brew Pub, Indianapolis

GOD MADE POT, MAN MADE BEER. WHO DO YOU TRUST.
- The Irish Times, Washington, D.C.

IT'S HARD TO MAKE A COMEBACK WHEN YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ANYWHERE.
- written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, AZ

MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR. HELL DO BOTH, GET MARRIED.
-Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT

IF VOTING COULD REALLY CHANGE THINGS, IT WOULD BE ILLEGAL.
- Revolution Books, NY

A WOMAN'S RULE OF THUMB, IF IT HAS TIRES OR TESTICLES, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TROUBLE WITH IT.
- Women's restroom, Dallas, TX

JESUS SAVES! BUT WOULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN BETTER IF HE WOULD HAVE INVESTED.
- Mens restroom, American University

JUST 'CAUSE IT'S CLEAN DON'T MEAN IT'S FRESH.
- Port-O'-John's, Acadia Nat'l Park, Maine

IF PRO IS OPPOSITE OF CON, THEN WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF PROGRESS? CONGRESS.
- Men's restroom, House of Representatives, Washington, D.C.

I USED TO BE INTO NECROPHILIA AND BEASTIALITY....BUT THEN I REALIZED I WAS JUST KICKING A DEAD HORSE.
- The Cellar Restaurant, VA

IF IT WASN'T INTENDED TO BE EATEN, IT WOULDN'T BE SHAPED LIKE A TACO.
- Nathan's, Washington, D.C.

dh0661

Here I sit broken hearted - paid my penny but only farted.

BigEejit

dak wrote: »

NO MATTER HOW GOOD SHE LOOKS, SOME OTHER GUY IS SICK AND TIRED OF PUTTING UP WITH HER ****.

BEAUTY IS ONLY A LIGHT SWITCH AWAY

IF BUSH WERE CAPTAIN OF THE TITANIC, HE'D SAY WE WERE STOPPING FOR ICE.

BEWARE OF LIMBO DANCERS

Classics

Princessa

Brilliant, cheers for that.

Mahatma coat

one of the cubicles in WIT had 'Beware the Gay Limbo Dancer' written on the bottom of the door

another one had that cubicle tennis thing

GiftofGab

dh0661 wrote: »

Here I sit broken hearted - paid my penny but only farted.

I think its more like:
"Here I sit with both cheeks parted,
tried to s**t but only farted,
a fart so great it shook the bowl
and burned the hairs around my howl.

I also like:
(written on the roof or very high up on the wall)
"if your looking up here then it must be a good s**t"