Real Vegetarians have sex with salads

The_Minister · 29-01-2009 1:08pm #1

Their ad submission for the Superbowl was rejected for its sexual content.

The video in the link is NSFW.
http://blog.peta.org/archives/2009/01/veggie_love.php

I'm amazed they just didn't go nuts with salad dressing.

Oh, and their claim that vegetarians are better lovers is false, as we all know that they are pasty weaklings, their scrawny arms barely able to hold up their own weight.

Professey Chin · 29-01-2009 1:10pm

Pah. You need rolled up soggy ham for a realistic feeling

SAVE_ME.222 · 29-01-2009 1:10pm

Enjoy your colon cancer

The_Minister · 29-01-2009 1:13pm

Penn and Teller on PETA

Blazer · 29-01-2009 1:15pm

Bunch of knobs..once again veggies prove the fact that they're complete dicks.

javaboy · 29-01-2009 1:16pm

Mathew Reilly wrote: »

Bunch of knobs..once again veggies prove the fact that they're complete dicks.

Some veggies. An awful lot of vegetarians see PETA for the idiots they are.

SAVE_ME.222 · 29-01-2009 1:20pm

javaboy wrote: »

Some veggies. An awful lot of vegetarians see PETA for the idiots they are.

I'm a vegetarian and I think they are retards anyway. I would replace 'awful lot' with '99.9%' of vegetarians to be honest with you.

Tom65 · 29-01-2009 1:23pm

The_Minister wrote: »

Oh, and their claim that vegetarians are better lovers is false, as we all know that they are pasty weaklings, their scrawny arms barely able to hold up their own weight.

Yeah, I don't know where they got that from. What defines "better lover", and how do they judge it?

javaboy wrote: »

Some veggies. An awful lot of vegetarians see PETA for the idiots they are.

Now now, this wouldn't be AH without a massive generalisation. All vegetarian are quite clearly complete dicks because of what PETA did.

29-01-2009 1:23pm

The_Minister wrote: »

They are pasty weaklings, their scrawny arms barely able to hold up their own weight.

To the mudpit so we can settle this like ladies.

jester77 · 29-01-2009 1:27pm

Vegetarins have better sex

everyone knows you got to toss a bit of meat in the salad.

Jesus Juice · 29-01-2009 1:34pm

''The Catholic Church,We've made some changes''
Dunno about ye,but thats what that ad reminds me of!!

Terry · 29-01-2009 1:38pm

You don't win friends with salad.

Naos · 29-01-2009 1:43pm

Vegetarians are just lazy vegans.

Puddleduck · 29-01-2009 1:45pm

Whats the vegitarian option for a spit roast? A corn on the cob?

Having said that, I am the awesome. And I dont eat meat....

29-01-2009 1:55pm

The_Minister wrote: »

Their ad submission for the Superbowl was rejected for its sexual content.

The video in the link is NSFW.
http://blog.peta.org/archives/2009/01/veggie_love.php

I'm amazed they just didn't go nuts with salad dressing.

Oh, and their claim that vegetarians are better lovers is false, as we all know that they are pasty weaklings, their scrawny arms barely able to hold up their own weight.

Where the hell do you keep getting these stories?

Adiboo · 29-01-2009 1:58pm

I was vegetarian for 5 years; I've screwed many a head of lettuce.

The_Minister · 29-01-2009 2:21pm

Myth wrote: »

Where the hell do you keep getting these stories?

I have my sources;)

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 29-01-2009 6:05pm

Fuck PETA. Fuck them with a carrot. Crazy people making all us veggies and vegans look crazy. ****!

danniemcq · 29-01-2009 9:13pm

i wish all them peta models would eat my meat and 2 veg

Princessa · 29-01-2009 9:28pm

I like sausage.

Wibbs · 29-01-2009 9:32pm

Princessa wrote: »

I like sausage.

Well how you doin? Have some bangers in the fridge and some tasty rashers.

Princessa · 29-01-2009 9:38pm

You're packing a lot of meat by the sounds of it Wibbs.

Would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

The guy · 29-01-2009 9:48pm

Where do PETA get their money?

The_Minister · 29-01-2009 9:51pm

The guy wrote: »

Where do PETA get their money?

Stupid rich celebrities

danniemcq · 29-01-2009 9:56pm

hippies?

Hande hoche! · 29-01-2009 9:57pm

Iron deficiencies all round.

raah! · 29-01-2009 9:57pm

How about that green peace though? I think jumping in front of a whale harpoon is fairly badass, harpooning whales is illegal anyway.

**** them with a carrot

Judging by the title of the topic, they'd really enjoy that.

tony 2 tone · 29-01-2009 10:14pm

danniemcq wrote: »

i wish all them peta models would eat my meat and 2 veg

You might have to call it some thing else, like the ol' carrot and sprouts, the cucumber and spuds, the banana and plumbs, and so on..........

Rowley Birkin QC · 29-01-2009 10:19pm

Anyone actually watch the ad?

Who gives a fcuk what they are promoting when there are ladies that hot wearing not very much at all?

greyed · 29-01-2009 10:24pm

Um, "the peta files"?

galwayrush · 29-01-2009 10:35pm

Peta, those wonderful people who wanted an Ice Cream Maker to use human breast milk instead of cow's. I wouldn't trust them with a stick of brocolli.:p

Wibbs · 29-01-2009 11:21pm

Princessa wrote: »

You're packing a lot of meat by the sounds of it Wibbs.

I make PETA cry the amount of meat I'm packin.

Got some prime steak laying around hereabouts somewhere.

Would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

Why do yourself such a disservice.

Black Swan · 29-01-2009 11:26pm

With or without dressing?:D

Wibbs · 29-01-2009 11:42pm

only if they're on the pill......

Tom65 · 30-01-2009 12:00am

greyed wrote: »

Um, "the peta files"?

The truth comes out...

Censorsh!t · 30-01-2009 12:12am

Yeah, Im vegggie and not a PETA fan...people can be so judgemental here, jayysus!

But...apparently vegetarian's bodily juices;) taste sweeter and more nutty than meat eater's, which is more salty. Apparently.

Gummy Panda · 30-01-2009 12:25am

Is this where the term "tossing the salad" came from?

The_Minister · 30-01-2009 1:20am

raah! wrote: »

How about that green peace though?

/Bites tongue and stalks off.

smellslikeshoes · 30-01-2009 4:35am

Peta are ****ing Morons, I'm a vegetarian but almost all of the stuff they say is retarded.

brendansmith · 30-01-2009 4:45am

Im a vagetarian. :eek:

:P:cool::(:mad::o:p:):rolleyes:;):D

Adiboo · 30-01-2009 4:51am

brendansmith wrote: »

Im a vagetarian.

Wish I was a vagetarian

brendansmith · 30-01-2009 4:55am

Adiboo wrote: »

Wish I was a vagetarian

Its cool. I wish you were too:o

Tar.Aldarion · 30-01-2009 5:09am

WHy complain about this add? I dowloaded it and am tossing the salad as I type. Thanks PETA!

davyjose · 30-01-2009 5:30am

If a vegetable got half a chance, he'd eat you and all your family.

Black Swan · 30-01-2009 8:49am

Jack and the bean* stalk?

*bean in Irish

S.I.R · 30-01-2009 10:14am

The_Minister wrote: »

Their ad submission for the Superbowl was rejected for its sexual content.

The video in the link is NSFW.
http://blog.peta.org/archives/2009/01/veggie_love.php

I'm amazed they just didn't go nuts with salad dressing.

Oh, and their claim that vegetarians are better lovers is false, as we all know that they are pasty weaklings, their scrawny arms barely able to hold up their own weight.

there putting a cucumber to work...

Big whoop. :rolleyes:

Delirium · 30-01-2009 10:27am

Why is one of the women in the water cooking along with the vegetables. Could PETA really be cannibals???:eek:

Real Vegetarians have sex with salads

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