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Short shorts

  • 27-01-2009 9:33pm
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    I was checking into a hotel the other week. At the counter, a guy in front of me said curtly to the receptionist, "I hope the p*rn channel is disabled."

    Unbelievable what some people are into.

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    When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

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    Man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.

    His wife is lying in bed reading.

    Man says, "This is the pig I have s*x with when you've got a headache."

    Wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."

    Man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

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    I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning."
    He replied, "No, just having a sh!t."

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