Octuplets

Redpunto

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/4362780/American-woman-gives-birth-to-live-octuplets.html

What ya think???? She could prob sell a couple on ebay.

RandolphEsq

Redpunto wrote: »

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/4362780/American-woman-gives-birth-to-live-octuplets.html

What ya think???? She could prob sell a couple on ebay.

That's GRRRRRRRRRR8

Kiera

OUCH!

Raze_them_all

she must be like a slip and slide at this stage!

Vain

Super sperm ftw

admiralofthefleet

she must have a fanny like a horses collar

gino85

id name the 2 girls snow and white and then have the 6 boys named after the dwarves

gino85

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

she must have a fanny like a horses collar

read the artical, all delivered by c section

Jimbo

gino85 wrote: »

id name the 2 girls snow and white and then have the 6 boys named after the dwarves

There are seven dwarves

Senna

Have to laugh at the statement they made earlier, the said it was gods wishes for them to have 8 healthy babies. Was it gods wishes before she took hormone treatment to never have kids??

Loopy

and she's breastfeeding..

Michellenman

...and people complained about being a twin...

dr.bollocko

looptheloop wrote: »

and she's breastfeeding..

Finally! We have evolved to the point of 8 knockered women.
Screw that Total Recall chick!

Senna

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Finally! We have evolved to the point of 8 knockered women.
Screw that Total Recall chick!

First picture of mother, father and 8 kids

http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/7/O/B/epeightmisbehavin.jpg

jester77

Must have been an eight-way tie in the sperm race!

dr.bollocko

jester77 wrote: »

Must have been an eight-way tie in the sperm race!

Apparently the egg actually chooses the sperm which enter.
Slutty eggs appear to be the problem here.

Jimbo

Senna wrote: »

First picture of mother, father and 8 kids

http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/7/O/B/epeightmisbehavin.jpg

Ah. The father is breastfeeding too. That makes sense.

AckwelFoley

I know a lad that got a girl pregnant from his first ride with triplets!
Jaysus, id say he was praying for a couple of cot deaths.

WoollyRedHat

If surgeons got commission for each baby they delivered, this would have made them a nice sum of cash.

Corcaigh84

It's a vagina, not a clown car.

Jimbo

snyper wrote: »

I know a lad that got a girl pregnant from his first ride with triplets!
Jaysus, id say he was praying for a couple of cot deaths.

You're going to make a wonderful father someday :pac:

Abi

gino85 wrote: »

read the artical, all delivered by c section

Ah but they prolly know that. Ya know mens. Have to get their 'clowns pocket' punch lines out there. E-penis etc.


Doc: Oh hai. Guess what? You have like, 8 babies. You rawk.

Abi: .. Lol.. Lol.. What a focked up trip dude. Wotcha gimme neways?

Doc (Hibbert): lol no. Fur serious.

Abi: ..

/Suicide

ejmaztec

gino85 wrote: »

read the artical, all delivered by c section

When they slit her open, it must have looked like a crowded theatre balcony.

Loopy

The first anorexic babies in history I reckon, you would need some set of jugs to feed 8 of 'em..

admiralofthefleet

gino85 wrote: »

read the artical, all delivered by c section

read the what?

ejmaztec

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

read the what?

The artickle silly. :P

aoibhebree

snyper wrote: »

I know a lad that got a girl pregnant from his first ride with triplets!

Well, if he's gonna ride triplets, there's 3x the chance of that happening ... :rolleyes:

deleriumtremens

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Finally! We have evolved to the point of 8 knockered women.
Screw that Total Recall chick!

I really have to get around to watching that film!

phasers

Well, I suppose with the recession and all, she'll choose the superior child and use the other seven for food

ejmaztec

I pity the neighbours within a 20 mile radius. It'll be like Columbine when one of them can't take any more.

galwayrush

Amazing, all breathing on their own now. :cool:

galwayrush

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

If surgeons got commission for each baby they delivered, this would have made them a nice sum of cash.

I didn't realise they were born here in a HSE hospital.:rolleyes:

ejmaztec

galwayrush wrote: »

I didn't realise they were born here in a HSE hospital.:rolleyes:

If it was here, the surgeons on commission would have found 20 of em.

Capt'n Midnight

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/6518/pullingoutrn6.jpg

FearDark

Am I the only one who opened this thread thinking it was about baby octopusses?

Frankly Im a little dissappointed.

AlmightyCushion

FearDark wrote: »

Am I the only one who opened this thread thinking it was about baby octopusses?

Incidentally enough, my niece was telling me about a woman who had a baby octopus. I had no idea what she was talking about until I seen the thread title.

FearDark

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Incidentally enough, my niece was telling me about a woman who had a baby octopus. I had no idea what she was talking about until I seen the thread title.

Lol, you need to get that girl a hearing aid!:p

Capt'n Midnight

FearDark wrote: »

Am I the only one who opened this thread thinking it was about baby octopusses?

Frankly Im a little dissappointed.

http://www.pinktentacle.com/2008/07/monster-octopi-with-scores-of-extra-tentacles/

lostexpectation

hope this wasnt't the result of ivf