Emo

Did you hear about the new emo website?
www.emo.com/wrists







How many emos does it take to change a light bulb?

1: None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

Or

2: Two, one to change it and one to write a poem about how much they miss the old light bulb.

thielfer

1st sentence broke me up ;P

sumthin' from me

How many emo kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.

What’s better than 50 emo kids nailed to a tree?
One emo kid nailed to fifty trees.

Drive an emo insane: Put ‘em in a round room and tell them to go cry in the corner.

What do you call 1000 emos at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.

What’s the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.


What do you call an emo kid laying in the road?
A speed bump.


How many emo kids does it take to make a cheesecake?
None, there are no emo kids in cheesecake.


c'mon go on :D:D

gino85

thielfer

the last on (right at the bottom) says in Polish: "Skaters against emo"
Enjoy

lurrrvs2sp00ge

Whats funnier than a dead emo....

A dead emo in a clown costume

thielfer

lurrrvs2sp00ge wrote: »

Whats funnier than a dead emo....

A dead emo in a clown costume

buahahaha ;D
they look like a dark clowns anyway ;P

pljudge321

How many emos does it take to fit a light bulb?

Two.

One to smash it and the other to write a poem on how the shards
reflect the pieces of their shattered soul.

kittenkiller

Q: How do you get an emo kid out of a tree?

A: Cut the rope.

kittenkiller

Q:What do you do if there's an emo in your backyard with his hand blow off?
A:Stop laughing and reload!



So, an emo kid walks into a bar…
Then he quickly leaves to go home and write in his Livejounal about it.