Guys and Text Messages

blondeambition · 22-01-2009 11:25pm #1

So do guys really take in what is written in text messages? A guy has been texting me really flirty messages all week and I'm sure sure whether to flirt back or not.

Is there something i can text that is flirty but not majorly flirty seen as I have been called a bit of a tease for some messages I have sent to others previously.

Just wondering how guys read into texts.

tony1kenobi · 22-01-2009 11:27pm

Tell him you want to tongue his balls. That isn't flirty.

AlkalineAcid · 22-01-2009 11:27pm

Just jump right ahead and ask him to meet yore ma and da.

Biggins · 22-01-2009 11:28pm

blondeambition wrote: »

So do guys really take in what is written in text messages? A guy has been texting me really flirty messages all week and I'm sure sure whether to flirt back or not.

Is there something i can text that is flirty but not majorly flirty seen as I have been called a bit of a tease for some messages I have sent to others previously.

Just wondering how guys read into texts.

we're guys. We read them as they are written.
All this hidden sub-text is lost to us. :pac:

If you want to jump me, just say so - not beat around the bush!

Silverfish · 22-01-2009 11:28pm

Ah yes, the big collective male hivemind.

MizzLolly · 22-01-2009 11:28pm

meh, men, texts, give up :rolleyes:

/grrr

on a serious note, spell it out for him

Silverfish · 22-01-2009 11:30pm

Biggins wrote: »

we're guys. We read them as they are written.
All this hidden sub-text is lost to us. :pac:

If you want to jump me, just say so - not beat around the bush!

That's what SHE said.

Fuzzballs · 22-01-2009 11:31pm

MizzLolly wrote: »

meh, men, texts, give up :rolleyes:

He just wants his wicked way with you. Thats why he is texting his flirty madness. Give in. You may just enjoy it :pac:

AlkalineAcid · 22-01-2009 11:31pm

MizzLolly wrote: »

meh, men, texts, give up :rolleyes:

/grrr

on a serious note, spell it out for him

Yeahh, use T9 predictive. Txt tlks hrbl.

admiralofthefleet · 22-01-2009 11:32pm

yeah just get straight to the point. tell him you want to bob him with a strapon while he wears a chef's hat, pop tarts behind his ears and clothes pegs on his nipples

li@mo · 22-01-2009 11:33pm

Just reply to all his messages with the following:

"That would be an eccuminicle matter"

Biggins · 22-01-2009 11:34pm

Silverfish wrote: »

That's what SHE said.

Yea, I get that but she asked "Just wondering how guys read into texts?" thus my reply.

Kiera · 22-01-2009 11:35pm

Text him a pic of your whispering eye.

Silverfish · 22-01-2009 11:35pm

Biggins wrote: »

Yea, I get that but she asked "Just wondering how guys read into texts?" thus my reply.

Wow, that went so far over your head it got hijacked and flown into a major landmark.

JCDUB · 22-01-2009 11:35pm

I would have thought it was obvious, if you want a rattle off him send him some flirty (aka filthy) stuff, if you don't, don't.

It's not that hard to understand is it?;)

Biggins · 22-01-2009 11:36pm

Silverfish wrote: »

Wow, that went so far over your head it got hijacked and flown into a major landmark.

Ouch!

I'm old and slow.

passive · 22-01-2009 11:42pm

li@mo wrote: »

Just reply to all his messages with the following:

"That would be an eccuminicle matter"

only take the 3 seconds to find out how to spell ecumenical or you'll look silly and he won't want to father your children.

Abi · 22-01-2009 11:46pm

blondeambition wrote: »

So do guys really take in what is written in text messages?

Dont think so. Id be in the lock-up by now $:\$

If you like him, flirt with him. When you say- do they read into texts.. dont tell him stuff you wouldnt say / do face-to-face. Iykwim.

Latchy · 22-01-2009 11:52pm

Tell him a filthy joke .He will laugh but also be confused ,like do I really want to take this .........girl home to meet mom and pop ?

MizzLolly · 22-01-2009 11:54pm

Fuzzballs wrote: »

He just wants his wicked way with you. Thats why he is texting his flirty madness. Give in. You may just enjoy it :pac:

Hahaha fair enough, fuzzballs! Wicked way LOL

AlkalineAcid wrote: »

Yeahh, use T9 predictive. Txt tlks hrbl.

Hahaha I agree 100%

li@mo · 23-01-2009 12:19am

passive wrote: »

only take the 3 seconds to find out how to spell ecumenical or you'll look silly and he won't want to father your children.

The funny thing is I googled it the way i spelt it, hoping it would come up "Did you mean...."

but it didnt so i went with my instinct.

now i look silly:(

seanybiker · 23-01-2009 12:26am

your sending a few guys text messages. Ya hussy ya lol. Ya could get some textually transmitted disease

Tom Trojan · 23-01-2009 12:31am

passive wrote: »

only take the 3 seconds to find out how to spell ecumenical or you'll look silly and he won't want to father your children.

ek!

Gummy Panda · 23-01-2009 12:35am

Kiera wrote: »

Text him a pic of your whispering eye.

Do you mean her growler? :pac:

Tom Trojan · 23-01-2009 12:47am

It's all about con-text

Kirnsy · 23-01-2009 12:53am

Kiera wrote: »

Text him a pic of your whispering eye.

**jumps up and down looking excited***

THAT MEANS YOUR VAGINA!!!!!!!!!

text him that your just a girl standing in front of a guy asking to be lov.....oh no wait. he might have seen that film

pwd · 23-01-2009 1:03am

this is a ****ing stupid question. As far as guys reading into things goes, I read into this that you have at best a tenuous connection to reality. Send texts that indicate your level of interest, instead of what you should or what will get the most attention or what you think he wants you to say or whatever.

Spore · 23-01-2009 1:06am

Seriously, the guy just wants to get his end away. Nothing more. Have sent some 'flirty' texts in my time, usually when desperate and in need of a deep dicking. thats all's there's to it. Hormones. Just sexy fun time to be had. Enjoy it.

If you're a slut.

sassa · 23-01-2009 1:10am

Text the following
"giggity giggity goo"
Quagmire knows all about "THE SEX"

K-9 · 23-01-2009 1:16am

blondeambition wrote: »

So do guys really take in what is written in text messages? A guy has been texting me really flirty messages all week and I'm sure sure whether to flirt back or not.

Is there something i can text that is flirty but not majorly flirty seen as I have been called a bit of a tease for some messages I have sent to others previously.

Just wondering how guys read into texts.

AH is the wrong place to ask, as proven!

Local-womanizer · 23-01-2009 1:20am

sassa wrote: »

Text the following
"giggity giggity goo"
Quagmire knows all about "THE SEX"

Or if your confident of a positvie outcome text him:

Dear diary,

JACKPOT!!

MizzLolly · 23-01-2009 2:03am

Spore wrote: »

Seriously, the guy just wants to get his end away. Nothing more. Have sent some 'flirty' texts in my time, usually when desperate and in need of a deep dicking. thats all's there's to it. Hormones. Just sexy fun time to be had. Enjoy it.

If you're a slut.

At least you're honest about it.

K-9 · 23-01-2009 2:10am

MizzLolly wrote: »

At least you're honest about it.

Nope, he's generalising in a pneumatic twat type of way.

Ref: Blazing Saddles.

miju · 23-01-2009 2:12am

tony1kenobi wrote: »

Tell him you want to tongue his balls. That isn't flirty.

ROFL

:p:p:p

m3llowship · 23-01-2009 2:34am

blondeambition wrote: »

So do guys really take in what is written in text messages? A guy has been texting me really flirty messages all week and I'm sure sure whether to flirt back or not.

Is there something i can text that is flirty but not majorly flirty seen as I have been called a bit of a tease for some messages I have sent to others previously.

Just wondering how guys read into texts.

Hi OP,

In the past 6 years we have become so disconnected from reality. There used to be a time if you wanted to know how someone felt about you , you simply asked them. Approached the subject, maybe somewhat coyly but coy none the less and romance was the result. What the hell happened? How were people ever romantically entwined before email and skype and googlechat and texts and whateverthehellelsewemayuse?

Here's a crazy idea, ask him....... talk to him and see how he feels. Radical as it may sound, but the best relationships in the world have been built on actual human interaction! The most attractive thing a girl can do is show interest in a guy.

Maybe a time will come when robots will replace us, but that hasn't happened yet so make the most of this biological world while it still lasts!

S.I.R · 23-01-2009 5:05am

blondeambition wrote: »

So do guys really take in what is written in text messages? A guy has been texting me really flirty messages all week and I'm sure sure whether to flirt back or not.

Is there something i can text that is flirty but not majorly flirty seen as I have been called a bit of a tease for some messages I have sent to others previously.

Just wondering how guys read into texts.

tell him you have a swastika on the back of your head, and a buddist/hindu nail bed...

and if he says nothing just text back " fine then, i get nailed every night away ! " :rolleyes:

sceptre · 23-01-2009 5:36am

Biggins wrote: »

we're guys. We read them as they are written.
All this hidden sub-text is lost to us. :pac:

If you want to jump me, just say so - not beat around the bush!

Indeed. I've never spotted a flirting text, people have had to tell me that's what they were doing.

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