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Boobies

xzanti · 2009-01-22 15:19:42

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging > her tiny breasts. > > Dr Smith advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub > your chest and say,'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger > boobies!' > > She did this faithfully for several months! > > She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running >…

22-01-2009 3:19pm

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xzanti

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A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging
> her tiny breasts.
>
> Dr Smith advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub
> your chest and say,'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger
> boobies!'
>
> She did this faithfully for several months!
>
> She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running
> late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had
forgotten
> her morning ritual.
>
> Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she
> didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the
middle aisle
> of the bus closed her eyes and said,
> 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.'
>
> A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked 'Oh! Are
> you a patient of Dr. Smith's?'
>
> 'Yes I am.. How did you know?'
>
> He winked and whispered, 'Hickory dickory dock...'
>

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#2 22-01-2009 3:46pm

patmac

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Very good.

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#3 22-01-2009 8:27pm

dh0661

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Excellent - stars from me

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#4 22-01-2009 10:15pm

curryman

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Stars also

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#5 22-01-2009 10:55pm

Capt'n Midnight

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Just in case anyone thought they would see boobies

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#6 23-01-2009 5:35pm

cabla

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Haha class

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