Funbag phobia

K'NEDZ

A mate of mine won't let girls take their bras off when he is with them. He is just not a breast man. Some girls just comply but others take it very personally. He told me that one stormed out at the weekend because he wouldn't let her show her yaps.

Anyone any opinions on this? Is this something a girl should take offence at? There is a thread in the Ladies' Lounge giving out about guys who have trouble with bra clasps. At least this policy would solve the problem.

Or is there something wrong with him?

There appears to be a precedent in literature:

"He told me to remove my skirts, but only my skirts, and once I had obeyed him, leaving my blouse down to hide my front, he raised it above my buttocks to the height of my bodice; but while he was undressing me my neckerchief slipped down, revealing my breasts. He became incensed.

"Devil take those damned tits of yours," he cried; "who asked you for tits? That’s what I can’t bear about these creatures, every single impudent one of them is wild to show you her miserable bubs."

Hastening to cover them over, I approached him to beg his pardon, but observing that I was going to exhibit my c**t thanks to the posture I was about to assume, he lost his temper a second time:
"But, sweet Jesus! Can’t you stay put?" he demanded, seizing my haunches and turning me so that there was no danger he would catch a glimpse of anything but my ass, "stay that way, f**k your eyes, I don’t care any more of your c**t than I do for your chest, your ass is all you need with me."

minidazzler

Your Friend is gay, he is just looking for a hole to shoot in, nothing else.
I assume his favourite position is Doggy??? This is because whoever the female is, is just a substitute for masturbation.

stovelid

K'NEDZ wrote: »

He told me that one stormed out at the weekend because he wouldn't let her show her yaps.

Did 'e?


/sorry

Wagon

K'NEDZ wrote: »

"He told me to remove my skirts, but only my skirts, and once I had obeyed him, leaving my blouse down to hide my front, he raised it above my buttocks to the height of my bodice; but while he was undressing me my neckerchief slipped down, revealing my breasts. He became incensed.

"Devil take those damned tits of yours," he cried; "who asked you for tits? That’s what I can’t bear about these creatures, every single impudent one of them is wild to show you her miserable bubs."

Hastening to cover them over, I approached him to beg his pardon, but observing that I was going to exhibit my c**t thanks to the posture I was about to assume, he lost his temper a second time:
"But, sweet Jesus! Can’t you stay put?" he demanded, seizing my haunches and turning me so that there was no danger he would catch a glimpse of anything but my ass, "stay that way, f**k your eyes, I don’t care any more of your c**t than I do for your chest, your ass is all you need with me."

The News Of The World are really branching out these days. Excerpts from Victoria Beckhams biography...whatever next?

Niamho!

Damn right. they're much prettier in a nice Bra.

Turd Ferguson

Niamho! wrote: »

Damn right. they're much prettier in a nice Bra.

You'll need to prove it.
PM me pics with and without bra and I will judge.


Also, this should totally be in PI! :pac:

omb0wyn5ehpij9

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

You'll need to prove it.
PM me pics with and without bra and I will judge.


Also, this should totally be in PI! :pac:

Didn't take as long as i thought it would to get somebody asking for pics as proof :P:pac:

Mint Sauce

maybe he justed wanted to use his imagination

oh and IBTL

K'NEDZ

irish-stew wrote: »

maybe he justed wanted to use his imagination

oh and IBTL

Why would this be locked? Is there a party line on the question of whether a girl should keep her baps under wraps?

Roadend

Probably not, but the sughestion that some anti-tit weirdo has been with more than one woman is highly dubious

Your "mate" eh??

Genghiz Cohen

I think all the ladies of the AH need to post their jubblies in an effort to get OPs "mate" our of his rut....

SoupyNorman

Whats a Yap?

6th

stovelid wrote: »

Did 'e?


/sorry

Genius.

Nuggles

Okay, he's not a boob man, that's acceptable.

The fact that he dislikes them so much that he wants them hidden is worrying. . .

I'm going to tell the OH that his balls offend me and see where that goes. . .

Einstein

Yarrrr, he has the ghey...funbags FTW

The Master

How can he not like boobs?

diddy rides FTW

Fizman

K'NEDZ wrote: »

A mate of mine won't let girls take their bras off when he is with them. He is just not a breast man.

Jesus, i'm not a foot man, but I wouldn't ask a bird to keep her socks on while I pillage her.

K'NEDZ

minidazzler wrote: »

Your Friend is gay, he is just looking for a hole to shoot in, nothing else.
I assume his favourite position is Doggy??? This is because whoever the female is, is just a substitute for masturbation.

I don't follow that. Your logic seems to be, if someone is just looking for a hole to shoot in, they should use a man's arse.

Is that not offensive to gays?

Breasts are fun. Especially when you tweak the nipples in an effort to tune in the radio. Hasn't worked yet though.

It could have something to do with my parent's giving me a hamradio guide instead of a "So You Want To Know About Sex But Your Parents Are Too Damned Embarrassed To Talk To You About It - So Here's a Sh1tty Book" book.

Adamcp898

Did he also ask her to keep the bag on her head?

stovelid

The Master wrote: »

diddy rides FTW

Rude Kid in Viz once summed them up perfectly as thus: Soapy Tit ****.

Fizman

K'NEDZ wrote: »

I don't follow that. Your logic seems to be, if someone is just looking for a hole to shoot in, they should use a man's arse.

Is that not offensive to gays?

I laughed out loud at this post. Yet i'm not too sure why. Maybe the logic bit.

I couldn't thank it though, because I reckon people would think i'm unstraightened.