Who breaks the law?

newmills

Anyone broken the law recently - speeding, stealing (toilet rolls from work!!) etc. Does telling lies count as law breaking, cause i'm a full on law breaker man!!!

sdanseo

Delightful. Off to prison with you.

Ruu_Old

I crossed the street and no flashing green man in sight! :eek: G'wan ya rebel ya!

PCPhoto

not too many people actually dont bend or break a law ...... just most of the laws arent enforced properly ...so everyone has broken a law or two.

I know I'm speeding or breaking a red light every day - hardly a major criminal offence but still ...its breaking the law

(not speeding majorly - just a couple of kms over the limit)

drunkmonkey

your ip has just been traced buster:mad:

Kiera

Criminals?

m83

I sexually assaulted myself last night.

Sharpshooter

Politicians?

timmywex

I corssed the road within 50 feet of a pedestrian crossing, so yes im guilty

Abi

I breaks the law every day people, every day. It must be against the law to be this hawt.

[/sleaze]

dr.bollocko

Buddy Holly!

Michellenman

I drove for ages by myself on my provisional license.

Lock me up and throw away the key Mr. Garda.

Ross_Mahon

Come quietly or there will be... trouble

bold people

The_Pope

newmills wrote: »

Anyone broken the law recently - speeding, stealing (toilet rolls from work!!) etc. Does telling lies count as law breaking, cause i'm a full on law breaker man!!!

Guten nacht mein kind und greetings from the Holy See!

All of the above ist sinnens! You must gehen sie to church and pray for the forgiveness of Your Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ.

How long has ist been since your lasten confession?

Go in Peace, to love and serve das Lord!

Amen!

m83 wrote:

I sexually assaulted myself last night

Quicken sie! Enter the loving arms of das Holy und Catholic Church so we kann forgiven sie and shielden sie fro prosecution.

Bless you mein kind!

"Above all, love each other deeply, because love covers over a multitude of sins. Offer hospitality to one another without grumbling"(1 Peter 4:8-9)

Amen!

galwayrush

Breaking the law only applies to us peasants in this country..
There are loopholes for the rich and well connected.

phenomenon

Nice try Pigs....

Capt'n Midnight

anyone without a full license who travels without L plates and/or accompaning license holder

99% of motorists break the 50kph limit based on measurements of the 30mph ones
a lot of the 1% are probably stuck behind someone

jaywakers , what is the limit here 30m from a crossing ?

anyone who has copied copyrighted music to their computer apart from legal downloads
anyone who has watched a recording from the TV more than once
anyone who has played a radio in a public place or had TV or radio or music player so loud it can be heard from the street , inculding car radios

anyone who has used winzip after 30 days without buying a license

who hasn't broken the law ??

S.I.R

i farted in a elevator today...


not your normal ones either, no vents at all

more of a shart also so the fellas who got on... ....

DundalkDuffman

Where do I get my free speedboat?

lovemypinkhat

newmills wrote: »

stealing (toilet rolls from work!!)

That's me!

Abi

lovemypinkhat wrote: »

That's me!

I think Ive discovered a niche market.

Im now recruiting staff. Minimum wage. Employees will be required to fleece the bog roll from every pub, club and eating establishment in the land, after dropping their cliental a laxitive. They will then occupy every 2nd cubicle in the restroom, selling the bogroll back under the stall, a tenner a sheet.

tallaght01

I shoplifted a bottle of lemonade a while ago, just to show the boys that I can still do it after all these years.

Went very smoothly, if I do say so meself

anniehoo

tallaght01 wrote: »

just to show the boys that I can still do it after all these years.

Went very smoothly, if I do say so meself

Tallaght you're normally so articulate..is the Ozzie sun goin to your "head"?

tallaght01

anniehoo wrote: »

Tallaght you're normally so articulate..is the Ozzie sun goin to your "head"?

Hey, if Obama can smoke pot, then I can lift a bottle of lucozade from the fridge in a chipper

eVeNtInE

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congo_90

Why can I see some of the more enthusiastic folk from emergency forum sniffing around these parts?
lol

Insect Overlord

I took a mug from a Starbucks in Manchester once.

You don't wanna mess with me :cool:

Mahatma coat

oh lord, where to start

actually best not to really

Overheal

I stole a vanity bicycle license plate from walmart once.

It had my name on it. So it was mine.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Unborn babies are real bad ass sinners... Get rid of them I say.

biko

I shot a man in Reno.

Loomis

I watched a video on YouTube that was not approved by the license and copyright holders.
For shame.

giddybootz

An File wrote: »

I took a mug from a Starbucks in Manchester once.

You don't wanna mess with me :cool:

ha ha i did that too...the first time i had ever been in a starbucks!! it was in London though! i think they wanted me to steal it!! :P

Capt'n Midnight

eVeNtInE wrote: »

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What's the statute of limitations again ?

Blarney92

biko wrote: »

I shot a man in Reno.

Just to watch him die????

chrissb7

pissed on a cat

Capt'n Midnight

I broke the law of averages, once.

galwayrush

chrissb7 wrote: »

pissed on a cat

I know a guy who thought it was ok to piss through a fence on top of an alsation. He lost his court case for the "Rip off" because as he had stuck his willy through the fence to piss on the dog, he was trespassing, or at least his shredded willy was.:D

Call Me Jimmy

OP, I guess what you're really asking is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG5NhkxQJQc