whats the funniest thing....

pickles_17

....you can say or do to a teacher, that wont make them VERY MAD but IS funny!

Fail your Leaving Cert. That'll learn them.

AlmightyCushion

Myth wrote: »

Fail your Leaving Cert. That'll learn them.

If you're an idiotic asshole then you'll have to spend another year (maybe more) with them so it probably would.

sillymoo

Call them Mum or Dad

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Tell them they look like a well known actor/actress.

Hande hoche!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debra_Lafave

AlmightyCushion

Cut the brakes on their car. Boy will their face be red on the motorway.

Abi

pickles_17 wrote: »

....you can say or do to a teacher, that wont make them VERY MAD but IS funny!

Male or female?
Hawt or fugly?
Any defining features?
Uptight or easy-ish going?

Rb

Photoshop your and her heads into a porn scene and circulate it during the class?

pickles_17

all of the above!

galwayrush

just keep smiling at him \ her.

Senna

put your hand up and ask to go to the toilet, then when you're let, walk over to the door, just as you're about to open the door, walk back to you're seat without making eye-contact or saying a word. when someone enviably says something, just say "too late".

pickles_17

that is brilliant, im gonna try that!

Steve

"I was faking it"

m83

Spit on their back.

higgo1888

pickles_17 wrote: »

....you can say or do to a teacher, that wont make them VERY MAD but IS funny!

keep blowing kisses at him/her:)

towel401

"What happens if you lick it?"

can be used in reference to almost anything the teacher is explaining.

AlmightyCushion

Pretend to give birth to a goat or give birth to an actual goat.

AlmightyCushion

towel401 wrote: »

"What happens if you lick it?"

can be used in reference to almost anything the teacher is explaining.

Especially the reproduction section of biology.

CreepingDeath

pickles_17 wrote: »

....you can say or do to a teacher, that wont make them VERY MAD but IS funny!

Ask if they do extra tuition outside of school hours for cash.
Then say you're looking for sex education.

m83

Poo in their lunchbox.

CreepingDeath

Empty a bottle of washing up liquid into the staff toilet cistern.

CreepingDeath

Tip-ex all over the white chalk... I imagine it won't work then.

Stargate

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Cut the brakes on their car. Boy will their face be red on the motorway.

HAHAHA

I BURST OUT LAUGHN AT THAT , SO FUNNY TNX
:):)

AlmightyCushion

Stargate wrote: »

HAHAHA

I BURST OUT LAUGHN AT THAT , SO FUNNY TNX
:):)

*bows*

Thank you. I'll be here all week.

TestTransmission

Fap one out in class while moaning their name (even funnier if they're a bloke)

Cianos

Cut the brakes on their car. Boy will their face be red on the motorway.








*hopes Stargate finds it just as funny the second time around.

Local-womanizer

Dip your willy in their coffee.

javaboy

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Dip your willy in their coffee.

I know someone who did that. Someone told him coffee keeps you up all night.

Insect Overlord

The Star-Jumps game.
Any time teacher turns his/her back to the class, everyone stands up and does star-jumps. Winner is the person with most jumps without getting caught.

Dardania

An File wrote: »

The Star-Jumps game.
Any time teacher turns his/her back to the class, everyone stands up and does star-jumps. Winner is the person with most jumps without getting caught.

Quality. wish I did that...

organise everyone in the class to be sitting down quietly, looking straight ahead with hands crossed on table, clasped style, whent he teacher walks in. Remain that way for the rest of the class. Especially funwith manic depressive teachers

RonMexico

Here is a story about John J. Looby the former vice principal of Ard Scoil Ris in Limerick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiVKLxDPpHk

neil_hosey

if they're small.. write something REALLY offensive on the top of the board.

Hide his/her chair.

Turn all the seats and tables backwards before they walk in.

if theres a white board, bring in permanent markers and replace them.

loads of glitter on the chair.

dead fish behind the radiator etc..

Fizman

Something myself and a few others orchestrated back in 2nd/3rd year. Depends on your teacher but.....

In between classes, or on lunch, get EVERYONE to turn their desk and chairs 180 degrees so that they are all facing the back of the class. It was priceless when we did it. We had this woman for maths who was of a slightly nervous disposition, constantly. When she arrived in, all she saw was the back of us. Nobody saw her immediate reaction however as one of the rules were to remain fully focused on the back of the class.

We turned when we heard her scamper to the door. We all LOLed. That was until she returned with our year-head who was a tough bastard, and by using the process of elimination, found out it was me and 2 others who planned it. Almost got suspended. Good times.


EDIT: Strangely enough I went to the same school as RonMexico mentions above. :0

Roadend

Ask them how much of a pay cut they'll be taking to help the economy

Bob the Builder

neil_hosey wrote: »

if they're small.. write something REALLY offensive on the top of the board.

Hide his/her chair.

Turn all the seats and tables backwards before they walk in.

if theres a white board, bring in permanent markers and replace them.

loads of glitter on the chair.

dead fish behind the radiator etc..

Been there, done these.

Fizman wrote: »

Something myself and a few others orchestrated back in 2nd/3rd year. Depends on your teacher but.....

In between classes, or on lunch, get EVERYONE to turn their desk and chairs 180 degrees so that they are all facing the back of the class. It was priceless when we did it. We had this woman for maths who was of a slightly nervous disposition, constantly. When she arrived in, all she saw was the back of us. Nobody saw her immediate reaction however as one of the rules were to remain fully focused on the back of the class.

We did it to a male sub-teacher. He came in, and after about 15 seconds of confusion[it was his first day in that classroom] of wondering why the teachers desk was at the back of the room, then was like "Ah funny bunch of lads, this is a wind up, isn't it?".... we tried to convince him otherwise, but as usual, the lick arses of the class intervened.

Roadend wrote: »

Ask them how much of a pay cut they'll be taking to help the economy

I tried that. Considering my uncle-in-law is the general secretary of the ASTI, I told them, that he asked me to find out how much of a paycut they were willing to take.

Suddenly, one of the teachers changed his mind about the 10%, and suddenly turned the tables, and was like "Ah, well, I dont pay the untions for nothing... I'd be looking for a 4% or 5% increase in the very least."

Next day, due to peer pressure, I arrived in with the "unpublished" results of a survey which "found" that teachers would be willing to take a paycut between 15-25% if necessary, but that they were "slightly" reluctant to do so. I showed the shop steward and she immediatley started walking towards the door.

When I asked where she was going, she told me she was going "to ring those gobshítes in ASTI, and that uncle of yours". I then was forced to confess, and now I have an infringement in my records - "false imitation of union documents for the purpose of misleading school staff" or something along those lines...

idiots.

antomorro-sei

Keep shining a red laser pointer thingy at the whiteboard when they're up writing on it

Vain

Make a sound of a dying giraffe. Or if its a white board your class has switch the marker to a permanent marker.

artanevilla

Rob their car, put ducks in it, and park it on top of the dressing rooms.

tribulus

Go to a school strict on haircut/haircolouring, wait for bald teacher to ask what happend to your hair, reply with "I dyed it sir, what happened to yours?"

May require some fortunate circumstances but it was very funny at the time.

S.I.R

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Dip your willy in their coffee.

nah, burning the kicky off yerself aint phun.


have you tried the " i presume it involves a midget, a camel and a tub of vasline " line ??


works wonders.


either that or begin to sing rick astleys Never gonna give you up under your breathe and get a mate to join in ( or any gay song for that matter ) and before you know it everyone joins in

Works wonders.

Local-womanizer

S.I.R wrote: »

burning the kicky off yerself works wonders.

I see:pac:

pickles_17

any more?

ZzubZzub

m83 wrote: »

Poo in their lunchbox.

I just spit my tea all over my laptop!

If there's water damage, I'm coming after you.



bring in 4 ducks. Number them 1,2,3 and 5. Watch them look for number 4! Good times...