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The pope is coming!!

  • 19-01-2009 7:11pm
    #1
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,526 ✭✭✭✭


    OK so the Pope is assumedly making a step to make a connection with the youth of today by setting up a new website.

    Should we set him up a boards account?


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  • #2
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    *Insert vague "spaghetti monster" reference*

    lolz! Atheists are smrt!


  • #3
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    We already have Benedict the somethingth fellow on this site, no more room.


  • #4
    Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    Quazzie2002 wrote: »
    OK so the Pope is assumedly making a step to make a connection with the youth of today by setting up a new website.

    Should we set him up a boards account?

    And have him listing to your filth i think not..


  • #5
    FX Meister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,215 ✭✭✭FX Meister


    Why set him up with an account? He doesn't know how to use a computer and calls the internet the tool of the devil and has already called for it to be dismantled. Poor misguided old fool.


  • #6
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    The pope is coming!!

    quick, look busy!


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  • #7
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Quazzie2002 wrote: »
    OK so the Pope is assumedly making a step to make a connection with the youth of today by setting up a new website.

    Should we set him up a boards account?

    :mad:

    Go-Away-Get_out_of_my_forums_(Tron).jpg


  • #8
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,226 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Quazzie2002 wrote: »
    OK so the Pope is assumedly making a step to make a connection with the youth of today by setting up a new website.

    Should we set him up a boards account?

    He has one already:

    Pope


  • #9
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,658 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Quazzie2002 wrote: »
    OK so the pope is coming

    Unclean!! Unclean!!

    Leviticus, chapter 15 FTW


  • #10
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Quazzie2002 wrote: »
    OK so the Pope is assumedly making a step to make a connection with the youth of today by setting up a new website.


    Ja, zis is Wunderbar!!!
     ...Good, but not part of any plan, or master anything....


  • #11
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    lock up your kids!


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  • #12
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Quazzie2002 wrote: »
    The pope is coming....

    Bukakke vatican style?


  • #13
    panda100
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,551 ✭✭✭panda100


    FX Meister wrote: »
    Why set him up with an account? He doesn't know how to use a computer and calls the internet the tool of the devil and has already called for it to be dismantled. .

    You'd be suprised, my uber religious sister recieves daily texts from the pope.


  • #14
    BaconZombie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,814 ✭✭✭BaconZombie


    He much be able since the Vatican runs Linux.....
    FX Meister wrote: »
    Why set him up with an account? He doesn't know how to use a computer and calls the internet the tool of the devil and has already called for it to be dismantled. Poor misguided old fool.


  • #15
    Chong
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,680 ✭✭✭Chong


    Great another thread to have a pop at the catholic church, and champion how great atheisim is :rolleyes:.


  • #16
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Chong wrote: »
    Great another thread to have a pop at the catholic church, and champion how great atheisim is :rolleyes:.

    Hadn't thought of that...I thought we were just coming together to slag Herr Ratzinger.


  • #17
    starn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭starn


    antodeco wrote: »
    Unclean!! Unclean!!

    Leviticus, chapter 15 FTW

    No you want Malachi 1:4. This verse basically says red hair is a abomination, that God will smithe red heads and that they will always be under his wrath....



    Good enough for em I say


  • #18
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    He'll end up chief Moderator of AH.:eek:


  • #19
    tiger325
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35 ✭tiger325


    Im sure he has many assistants to do daily tasks for him


  • #20
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,495 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    About time. I thought my arm was gonna fall off.....


  • #21
    panda100
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,551 ✭✭✭panda100


    http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=3684450068
    He's already got his own bebo page and counts Jesus Christ,Mary Harney and Bob the Builder among his 68 friends :)


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  • #22
    The_Pope
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭The_Pope


    Quazzie2002 wrote: »
    OK so the Pope is assumedly making a step to make a connection with the youth of today by setting up a new website.

    Should we set him up a boards account?

    Greetings und salutations to you all. I am sehr happy to be here with you all on your wunderbar forum.

    God Bless you all!


  • #23
    The_Pope
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭The_Pope


    FX Meister wrote: »
    Why set him up with an account? He doesn't know how to use a computer and calls the internet the tool of the devil and has already called for it to be dismantled.

    Ze internet is indeed das tool of Satan. However, since he already has ein presence on das internet I too must come here to combat his evil ways.
    Poor misguided old fool.

    Bless you mein kinder! I forgiven sie!

    Amen!


  • #24
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    The_Pope wrote: »
    Ze internet is indeed das tool of Satan. However, since he already has ein presence on das internet I too must come here to combat his evil ways.

    A very practical approach if I may so your honour. If you want to know where the man himself hangs out, he can usually be found over on a site called 4chan. Good luck in your epic battle your majesty.


  • #25
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    The_Pope wrote: »
    Greetings und salutations to you all. I am sehr happy to be here with you all on your wunderbar forum.

    God Bless you all!

    Couldn't we just call you "Papa Roma" , it sounds more mafia than Vatican.
    Oh , wait , same thing.
    Papa Roma is more suited to AHs though.:pac:


  • #26
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Kiss the monitor Mr Pope.


  • #27
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    We should make him mod of PI, he would quickly sort out all our problems with a wave of his schtick!


  • #28
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    jester77 wrote: »
    We should make him mod of PI, he would quickly sort out all our problems with a wave of his schtick!
    Nah, the problem with the Catholic Church has been that too many of them got too fond of waving their 'schticks.'

    Down with that sort of thing!


  • #29
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    That's probably the worst gimmick account ever created in the history of internet fora.


  • #30
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Rb wrote: »
    That's probably the worst gimmick account ever created in the history of internet fora.

    There was a Jose Mourinho account knocking around there for a while. That was done in character also (and also quite badly).


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  • #31
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Who's in the house?! Nobody, because I haven't finished work yet...


  • #32
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Should it not be like "The pope is cumming!"

    At least that way, he can fit in with the other corrupt perverts!


  • #33
    The_Pope
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭The_Pope


    Ah! So many good friends have come here to talk to me. Danke!
    sharpshooterH wrote: »
    Couldn't we just call you "Papa Roma" , it sounds more mafia than Vatican.
    Oh , wait , same thing.
    Papa Roma is more suited to AHs though.:pac:

    Der Mafia ist the soldiers of Christ.
    IvySlayer wrote:
    Kiss the monitor Mr Pope

    I will kiss der monitor if you kissen sie mein ring finger!

    Amen!
    jester77 wrote:
    We should make him mod of PI, he would quickly sort out all our problems with a wave of his schtick!

    Danke schon mein kind!

    I would love to use mein schitcken to help all meinen kinder with your personal problemz! Bless you!
    Rb wrote:
    That's probably the worst gimmick account ever created in the history of internet fora.

    Oh Rb, mein kind! I sense a deep spiritual void in your herz....how do you say it...heart!

    Do you ever speaken to Our Lord Jesus, Your Saviour on high?

    "I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future" (Jeremiah 29:11)

    In fact sie worsten "gimmick" was der Satan convincing you all dat he does not existen!

    Gehen sie mit ein Lord in peace! Bless you!

    Amen!


  • #34
    FX Meister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,215 ✭✭✭FX Meister


    Boring!!!
    The_Pope wrote: »
    Ah! So many good friends have come here to talk to me. Danke!




  • #35
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,776 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    The Pope is coming, get a tissue, yada yada yada...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #36
    Cow Moolester
    Closed Accounts Posts: 256 ✭✭Cow Moolester


    http://tinyurl.com/9drpth
    lolz athiests ftw


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  • #37
    S.I.R
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,837 ✭✭✭S.I.R


    the pope is coming ??

    not for the first time in his life i hope :pac:

    hope he doesnt have a stroke... :rolleyes:


  • #38
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    It could be touch and go, tbh.


  • #39
    S.I.R
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,837 ✭✭✭S.I.R


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    It could be touch and go, tbh.

    could be a tight situation for one to get in, but the alter boys should lossen it up a bit...


  • #40
    gurramok
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭gurramok


    The pope need to clean out all the sins of AH, can you squirt that holy water upon us? :D


  • #41
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    S.I.R wrote: »
    could be a tight situation for one to get in, but the alter boys should lossen it up a bit...

    I'm led to believe they are not as fragile as they were.
    They have a lot more spunk nowadays.


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