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ireland first serial killer

  • 19-01-2009 05:19PM
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 722 ✭✭✭


    Corpses had been surfacing now for close on six months. The latest one, had washed up on a river bank, not 2 minutes form the town center. The morning was thick with fog and BOB was again first on the scene. He lit a cigarette and inhaled deeply, he knew now how serious this had become, six bodies in as many months.All the signs were there, he was aware what he was facing if not who, but what was more disturbing, was the killer seemed to be taunting him personally, almost challenging him. Before anything could be disturbed BOB knew he had to wait for the csi unit to arrive, however it was clear to him that this was the work of what the media had dubbed "the vampire". It would not be long now before they would arrive looking for their exclusives , BOB had seen the lengths they went to in then past to get an interview or even a picture they truly were the whores of 21st century, the story was all that mattered to them and not the actually tragedy, it sickened his soul, and it was not lost on them so they always tried to avoid him in their lust for the macabre. BOB BOBERTSON knew it was going to be a long day! Being a homosexual ,black ,cross dressing ,detective was hard enough, but being the lead detective in Ireland's first serial killer case was a whole new pressure!


Comments

  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,154 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Interesting.
    Bemusing.
    Thought it would be better.
    Lacks the power of your other work.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭sitout


    i can see this controversial , with a certain co contributor!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 89 ✭✭magicass


    Being a homosexual ,black ,cross dressing ,detective was hard enough, but being the lead detective in Ireland's first serial killer case was a whole new pressure!

    lmfao. Way out from left field!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 71 ✭✭steodee


    LOL, In a new Irish black comedy Chris Tucker returns with the same glamour and glittz from fifth element


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 722 ✭✭✭busted flush


    steodee wrote: »
    LOL, In a new Irish black comedy Chris Tucker returns with the same glamour and glittz from fifth element

    cheeres brother, i thought it would be funny to have such a ridiculous character playing such a serious part. I have a few more ideas for "BOB BOBERTSON" , and his unconventional lifestyle and the way it interferes with his very very serious job.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_by_country

    Well I'll be. We really don't have any serial killers.

    ...not that I'm complaining, I guess :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    If anyone can find the thread in this forum where I said attacks on other posters was not in fact a breach of the rules but actually perfectly fine as long as you don't spell the name quite right, I will be very impressed.

    I presume you got the go ahead from him to use his name, busted flush? I mean, you wouldn't want to have this seen as personal abuse would you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 109 ✭✭mhairt


    Being a homosexual ,black ,cross dressing ,detective !


    Milo is that you? (not sure about the cross dressing maybe on weekends)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭sitout


    any updates on bob:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 722 ✭✭✭busted flush


    sitout wrote: »
    any updates on bob:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

    maybe, im not sure.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 89 ✭✭magicass


    sitout wrote: »
    any updates on bob:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

    go on entertain us


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