steven segal . ohh not again ..

joeking

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1194271/

where do they come up with the tag lines in these ott films

watched it last night .. turkey

happyoutscan

joeking wrote: »

watched it last night .. turkey

Weren't you the bigger idiot.:rolleyes:

Auvers

Steven Segal is sh1te movie shocker

pixelburp

Why in the name of all things that are holy, would you happily watch a Stephen Segal movie & then act surprised it was a pile of feit wibbly cr*p? Actually, that question applies just applying the first half of it.

Deliverance XXV

What a shame. I used to be a massive Steven Seagal fan.

But realistically, Steven Seagal sold out a long time ago.
(Although I kinda liked Belly Of The Beast).

ziedth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu0Kb_NkO9c

Vic Vinegar

Seagal at his finest here

humanji

I actually quite like that tagline. Very 80's.

TerrorFirmer

All his movies from 2005 or so onwards are absolute straight to video tripe. Me and my friends make a point of renting them for a good laugh, you have to admit they're very entertaining, though not in the way intended. In the last one I saw, he managed to shoot down a Hind Helicopter with a pistol. I haven't laughed so heartily in ages, and I've seen quite a few comedy movies since.

joeking

watched it half asleep in a friends gaf last night ..
he adores him.
i would not pay to see this drivle

thebigredone

gotta say we also make a point of renting his flicks for comic relief, so much so that my mate owed some thing like 20 lids on three different rentals but they were all "renegade justice", we just cant bare to let it go!!

Pigman II

tagline wrote: »

He lives by the sword. They will die by it.

Well *thank* you very much for spoiling the whole movie for me! :mad:

nix

My fav film with Steve in it is Executive decision, and Steven Seagal hasnt made a good movie since Under siege and that was only good because your one got her baps out.

Cockpuncher was a good laugh though

thebigredone

i take it you've all heard the "mystic dog" story?

TerrorFirmer

nix wrote: »

My fav film with Steve in it is Executive decision, and Steven Seagal hasnt made a good movie since Under siege and that was only good because your one got her baps out.

Cockpuncher was a good laugh though

That's the one where he unexpectedly dies near the start, right?

nix

TerrorFirmer wrote: »

That's the one where he unexpectedly dies near the start, right?

lol yeah, helping the rest of the spec ops get onto the plane mid flight safely due to some mishap with the pressure.

Very surprising and funny

Valmont

You have to admire the man. He clearly does not give a crap how terrible the movies are that he acts in. I find that it's a case of so bad it's good with Seagal's movies during the last decade. Mindless, Inane, karate- chopping escapism. I look forward to this one:D

DarkJager

TerrorFirmer wrote: »

All his movies from 2005 or so onwards are absolute straight to video tripe. Me and my friends make a point of renting them for a good laugh, you have to admit they're very entertaining, though not in the way intended. In the last one I saw, he managed to shoot down a Hind Helicopter with a pistol. I haven't laughed so heartily in ages, and I've seen quite a few comedy movies since.

Was that the one where he was a leather jacket wearing archaeoligist and also happened to wear a leather dressing gown to bed? I cried laughing at that movie. His films the past few years have been dreadful ****e - he got so fat at one stage, that the fighting scenes were simply close ups of his "vinegar stroke" face, or shots of his leg just kicking some fella.

A great story about steven seagal thats quoted on some sites is that he was shooting a movie years ago, but the plot (trying to be complex :rolleyes:) called for his character to have autism. When they were discussing how he would actually portray this emotionally in the movie, Seagal simply said "I'll wear a hat".

DarkJager

Actually, I just found a link that had me in convulsions of teary laughter the first time I ever looked through it. Yes ladies & gentlemen, Steven Seagal has his own energy drink called "Lightning Bolt". Have a read through the links on the site for some quality amusement

http://www.lightningdrink.com/

Some choice quotes:

Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt energy drinks are as unique as the man who created it. It has pioneered the way for nutritional, all natural energy drinks and emerged as many "firsts"

The name Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt was an inevitable afterthought. When Steven Seagal finished creating a drink that holds untold natural power, there was only one equivalent in nature - The Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt. Both mysterious and powerful, it's a symbol of the untold energy the earth has to offer- Such is Steven Seagals Lightning Bolt energy drink.

User45701

http://scifiwire.com/2009/02/review-against-the-dark.php

i have to see this

BopNiblets

Heh, I read Verns Seagalogy book a while ago, all about his movies, hilarious stuff.
This looks like another winner!