The most cringeworthy thing you've ever done....

gandhi123

Just seen this a few minutes ago on TV3:

I can honestly can say i would die if this happened to me. It got me thinking thou when my most cringe worthy thing I've done. If i had to pick one , it would probably be the time i fell asleep in English class , started snoring... so loud in fact i woke myself.. I pretended like nothing happened. Cue me going bright red, whole load of laughter and a trip to the principal.

So Boardies, Whats your most cringe worthy moment??


*T&C's : The thread starter doesn't accept any responsibility for any bad memories or cringeingness(sp?) brought on by this thread.:pac::pac:


EDIT: The guy in the vid is blind BTW

AlmightyCushion

Anyone who says yore ma or some variant of it will get a ban.

TPD

Brilliant! I just thought the guy on the left was a bit slow.

445279.ie

Calling the boss Dad in front of everyone in the office

marzic

I'd love to see how pat kenny would have handled that, seacrest has obviously been watching the master at work

Frelance

Singing britney spears - hit me baby one more time for extra credit in music class was pretty bad.


ps im a guy

gandhi123

That like the older version of calling you teacher "mam" in front of your class in primary school

FoldedShirt

Joe Biden deserves a mention here too:

Anything worse than asking a man in a wheelchair to stand up?

Fizman

FoldedShirt wrote: »

Joe Biden deserves a mention here too:

Anything worse than asking a man in a wheelchair to stand up?

/Palmface.

ladyella

gandhi123 wrote: »

That like the older version of calling you teacher "mam" in front of your class in primary school

Oh I remember the pain of that:o
More recently, I was on Batchelors Walk and I slipped and went on my face.... right in front of a crowd of English stags..... NOt my finest moment!

BaconZombie

No problem, was not even think of it.....

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

...yore ma...

Terry

Umm...

GiftofGab

I went to a house party before. Everybody there were friends from college and were mostly girls (im a guy). Of course i ended up getting way too drunk and stripping completely naked. It was christmas at the time so I got them decoration balls from the christmas tree and started hanging them from my c*ck while singing christmas carols. This resulted in friends of mine video recording the whole thing with their camera phones. My nakedness lasted about 3-4 hours. Talk about that feeling when you wake up the next mourning and go "what the hell did I just do last night?" Needless to say I took a long break from drinking red bull and vodka after that

javaboy

julep wrote: »

Umm...

You looked quite proud of yourself actually.

thebigcheese22

gandhi123 wrote: »

That like the older version of calling you teacher "mam" in front of your class in primary school

Yeah I was just gonna say that!

Happened to me when I was ten i think...

Glad to know I'm not the only one!

Firetrap

In national school, there was some sort of special mass that was going to have the bishop attending it (I can't remember why at this stage but it was a big deal at the time). Anyway, the school decided to assemble a choir of kids who could sing and we all auditioned. Not only did I audition but I sang a hymn as my audition toon. Criiiiinnnngge.

And I failed the audition after all that :pac:

Six of One

GiftofGab wrote: »

Of course i ended up getting way too drunk and stripping completely naked.

Of course. Don't ya just hate it when that happens!

I once went into a room full of homless men & women having a few drinks, it was Christmas, there was a bell hanging around and for the craic I started calling "time". Cue me, ringing a bell in a room full of homeless people, "Are ye right there folks please! Have you no homes to go to!". Words were out of my mouth before I knew it.

sam34

i posted this in the LL recently....

i was due to get my hair blowdried prior to a night out, and i walked into my hairdressers and said "i've an appointment for a blowjob"

morto morto morto

gandhi123

FoldedShirt wrote: »

Joe Biden deserves a mention here too:

Anything worse than asking a man in a wheelchair to stand up?

Whats even worse, is that he gets everyone else to show how they can stand up.. bit harsh:o

Andrewf20

Heres the scene:

- Me on mountain biking speeding along footpath (no pedestrians!)
- Bunny hop off kerb onto road beside traffic as I approach a red traffic light. :cool:
- Apply brakes (disc brakes) with the aim to lift rear wheel in the air.
- This happens but I leave the brakes on fractionally too long and go over the handle bars.
- Rover at red light with bloke and 2 young ones in it laughing.
- All I can do is laugh also while I feel like a complete tool.

r3nu4l

Most cringeworthy?

I proposed to my wife at the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris!!

I really didn't want to do something so obvious but I knew she would love it. I felt like such a prat getting down on one knee in front of all of those people, especially as it was only about 3 weeks since that bastid Tom Cruise had done exactly the same thing with Katie Holmes.

The things we do for love, eh?

gandhi123

Why is it that there are always sexy wimmins around when ya fall on your snot?????:rolleyes:

MagicMarker

The classic fart 'n' sneeze.

It's an art really.

AlmightyCushion

gandhi123 wrote: »

Why is it that there are always sexy wimmins around when ya fall on your snot?????:rolleyes:

Just lay there and laugh it off. Getting up quickly and shuffling away just makes you look stupid.

gandhi123

Good point,.... BUT whats happens if somebody who didn't see ya fall turns the corner and see's you lying on the ground laughing to himself?

who stupid then?:P

S.I.R

seen a r35 skyline today in town, kicked the clutch at the lights and i stalled, he pulled away and everyone around started laughing...


didn't stand a chance either way

Frelance

Actually jesus i'v just thought of one which when i look back makes me cringe like hell.

Back when i was in Primary school we had a football pitch which you had to climb quite alot of steps to get to. There was a long metal handrail which ran along side. anyways i used to slide down and then pull myself up and slide down repeatedly because it felt really good, I was probs about 10 at the time and had no idea why.

Im sure the staff knew though

davyjose

When I was about 9, my Mam bought me a new "tracksuit", which I wore to school the next day. It wasn't until some smart-arse pointed it out to the whole class, that I realised it wasn't a tracksuit, it was Pyjamas".

So yeah, wearing Pyjamas to school for 6 hours in a room full of my peers probably tops a very distinguished list.

Crackerspray

I was made stand up in class one day... Let's just say I was already standing! All I remember is the teacher stuttering, a lot of staring and a few low wispers!

Matt Holck

Frelance wrote: »

Singing britney spears - hit me baby one more time for extra credit in music class was pretty bad.


ps im a guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odY6Lq4Q-jE

xzanti

gandhi123 wrote: »

Just seen this a few minutes ago on TV3:

I can honestly can say i would die if this happened to me. It got me thinking thou when my most cringe worthy thing I've done. If i had to pick one , it would probably be the time i fell asleep in English class , started snoring... so loud in fact i woke myself.. I pretended like nothing happened. Cue me going bright red, whole load of laughter and a trip to the principal.

So Boardies, Whats your most cringe worthy moment??


*T&C's : The thread starter doesn't accept any responsibility for any bad memories or cringeingness(sp?) brought on by this thread.:pac::pac:


EDIT: The guy in the vid is blind BTW

lol.. I got dumped yesterday.. but that cheered me up haha

gandhi123

xzanti wrote: »

lol.. I got dumped yesterday.. but that cheered me up haha

a/s/l??;)

mental07

davyjose wrote: »

When I was about 9, my Mam bought me a new "tracksuit", which I wore to school the next day. It wasn't until some smart-arse pointed it out to the whole class, that I realised it wasn't a tracksuit, it was Pyjamas".

So yeah, wearing Pyjamas to school for 6 hours in a room full of my peers probably tops a very distinguished list.

Wouldn't worry about it mate, people go out in public wearing pyjamas voluntarily these days!