Coolest dream ever !!

KTRIC

I had the most coolest dream ever last night. Mr T and Face from the A-Team had come around to my apartment for a chat over a cup of tea !! How f*cking cool is that ?? Mr T just sat in the corner and didn't say much while I chatted to Face.

I woke up this morning and sat on the side of the bed and said to myself "Duuuuude, that was a sweet dream"

Whats the coolest dream you've ever had ?

6th

I had a dream were I logged into Boards and found this totally sweet thread about a guy who had a dream about Mr T and Face from the A-Team had come around to his apartment for a chat over a cup of tea! ....... oh ..... wait ........

4zn76tysfajdxp

I had a dream where Sabotage logged into boards and found this totally sweet thread about a guy who had a dream about Mr T and Face from the A-Team had come around to his apartment for a chat over a cup of tea!

Wompa1

Had a good/wierd one last night myself and a girl were around this ringfort place near where I live and we went into an underwalk type deal and a huge bull was in there and just walked passed not a bother on him then I turned around and as he was waling out of the little cave type place he turned around and made a dart for us so we pegged it out and got out just in time...I'm not sure why but I had to take off my shoes and feed them to the bull and the girl took her top off...Hell to the Yizzle!

engrish?

I had a dream that I had sex with your mom, oh wait, that wasnt a dream.

funk-you

I had a sexyfuntime dream last night. Dirty but nice :pac:

-Funk

Photi

What's worse than listening to other people talk about their dreams?

































Nothing.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Photi wrote: »

What's worse than listening to other people talk about their dreams?

Nightmares?

bottletops

I had a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."

I had a dream that one day on the red hills of Kerry, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

I had a dream that one day even the state of Limerick, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I had a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their hair but by the content of their character.

I had a dream today!

I had a dream that one day, down in Cork, with its vicious racists, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of "interposition" and "nullification" -- one day right there in Cork little boys and black girls will be able to join hands with other boys and white girls as sisters and brothers.

I had a dream today!

I had a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, and every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight; "and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together."

KTRIC

ah you're all just jealous :pac:

Noopti

Awesome dream.

I had a dream many many years ago where I was a warrior climbing up a snowy mountain. A Conan type figure you might say.
Anyway I reached this fort at the top of the mountain and met a woman wearing fur. She then unclothed and we had sexy time. :cool:

KTRIC

Noopti wrote: »

Awesome dream.

I had a dream many many years ago where I was a warrior climbing up a snowy mountain. A Conan type figure you might say.
Anyway I reached this fort at the top of the mountain and met a woman wearing fur. She then unclothed and we had sexy time. :cool:

Booooyaa , sexytime dreams are The Sh!t

6th

Actually I was talking to moonbaby about dreams at last nights beers. Sorry moonbaby!

Danbo!

engrish? wrote: »

I had a dream that I had sex with your mom, oh wait, that wasnt a dream.

WTF

4zn76tysfajdxp

I dreamt once that I was asleep, it was very relaxing.

engrish?

noblestee wrote: »

WTF

What?

stovelid

Photi wrote: »

What's worse than listening to other people talk about their dreams?

Hearing Photi's lame jokes about listening to other people talk about their dreams?

javaboy

I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night.

themadchef

Hate it when i dream of anything to do with work as i always wake up tired.

The best ones are the ones you want to snuggle up into your dildo pillow and go back to

minidazzler

I had a wet dream........





not really, but I had a great ****.

BnA

I had a dream just last night that I was in bed, and this durty black bugger of a crow flew down and landed on my hand. He then opened his beak and tried to take a chunk out of my thumb. I was trying to shake him off but he was hanging on tight as f**k with his beak onto my thumb.

I could feel that he would try and bite down as hard as he could for a while trying to bite into my thumb. Then he would take a break for a few seconds and just hold on. While he was taking one of his breaks I caught the bugger by the wing and pulled him off. Then for some strange reason I tried to throw him out the window by the wing. But I make a complete mess of it and he landed on my lap and started pecking my belly. I then hopped up in the bed and shouted "uuuggggghhhhh" like I was after getting punched in the belly.

My poor wife, who was awake beside me feeding a bottle to our wee baby, nearly had a heart attack.

I think my funniest dream was a long time ago when I was in college. I was lying in bed asleep at my then girlfriends house. It was a typical student room and we were in a single bed. Anyway, whatever way she was lying, her hand was on my shoulder. Now, I was sound asleep, and whatever way my thoughts were buggered up in my head, I was dreaming that it was actually a friend of ours called Paddy who was in the bed with me. Now, I probably wouldn't have minded the practicalities of sharing a bed with Paddy for the night if needs be, but what I couldn't get past was the fact that he had his arm thrown around me.

So I was lying there in the bed thinking to myself..."Of for f**k sake. I'm in a bed with Paddy, and he has his arm thrown around me. He's sound asleep and he probably doesn't even know."

So, I came up with a plan to get rid of his arm. I would pretend to be asleep and just do a big Wheeegeeee of a turn in the bed and hopefully that would knock his arm off. So, off I went and set my plan in motion. I let a big grunt and done a big spin in the bed and faced into the wall. Then I settled down to re-access the situation. Success...!!!! Paddys arm was gone and I settled off for a good night's sleep.

Unfortunately, my poor girlfriends side of the story in the morning wasn't so rosy. At some stage in the middle of the night, She was woken up by this big grunt from me. I then proceeded to push her out of the bed, turn around and and face the wall and snore my head off for the rest of the night.

Fizman

Photi wrote: »

What's worse than listening to other people talk about their dreams?

Nothing.

Whats worse than reading a whingy whiney post from someone who has no interest in a thread topic, but still decides to enter the thread regardless and gives his €0.01?

Nothing.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

How come none of this mods have moved this to the Nocturnal forum, the Sleeping and Dreaming forum or the Cuckoo's Nest...?

javaboy

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

How come none of this mods have moved this to the Nocturnal forum, the Sleeping and Dreaming forum or the Cuckoo's Nest...?

When I saw you'd posted in this thread Ikky I thought you were going to go all Pam Ewing and tell us that this post had all just been a dream.

Lobelia Overhill

I had a brilliant dream a while ago that I was on Atlantis (as in the TV show Stargate Atlantis) and we'd taken in some refugees who claimed to be survivors from a planet called Sateda. Only they weren't, they were actually trying to hijack the city, only Ronon (being Satedan) knew they were lying and via notes and "chinese whispers" the word had been passed around the team - the fake Satedans had tech that let them hack into our computers and listen to radio chatter - so we'd rounded all these people up into one room on the pretence that we were taking them back to Sateda [with Ronon], I came into the room with a "flash bang" grenade, which I set off on Col Sheppard's command he and Ronon both ducked, I didn't (neither did the "Satedans") so this thing with a bazillion watts of light and gawd knows how loud of a bang goes off right in my face ...

Which woke me up

I wrote it up as a FanFic I was so impressed!

Another time I was dreaming I was choking on something and I was trying to get someone to slap me on the back, it took ages for the eejit to get the idea and slap me, and when she did I coughed. And woke myself up. At which point I discovered I was laying in a really awkward position and I'd more or less "swallowed my tongue" and really was choking :eek:

DonkeyStyle \o/

BnA wrote: »

Unfortunately, my poor girlfriends side of the story in the morning wasn't so rosy. At some stage in the middle of the night, She was woken up by this big grunt from me. I then proceeded to push her out of the bed, turn around and and face the wall and snore my head off for the rest of the night.

haha classic

what ever I was dreaming about last night made me throw a punch that connected with the hard pointy edge of my bedside locker... nice two seconds of waking up going ooowww--ZZzzz....
Yes ladies, I'm single. :pac:

phenomenon

engrish? wrote: »

I had a dream that I had sex with your mom, oh wait, that wasnt a dream.

EPIC FAIL

Kold

I had a dream last night.. That black girls were playing with white girls and... equality and stuff...

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

javaboy wrote: »

When I saw you'd posted in this thread Ikky I thought you were going to go all Pam Ewing and tell us that this post had all just been a dream.

Ahh, sweet mamories....

_feedback_

engrish? wrote: »

I had a dream that I had sex with your mom, oh wait, that wasnt a dream.

Wrong website ... you're looking for http://www.boards.us

Noopti wrote: »

Awesome dream.

You too.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Ever have a dream about something like winning the lotto, or posessing something small like a chocolate bar, you wake up and try to find it, but you can't.

One of my coolest dreams is too complicated to explain plus I forget half it, but a close second was I happened to be in a situation where baddies were chassing me, I had to shoot them, it was in a jungle and there were ammo boxes all over the place. It was weird.

iPlop

Talia Few Pedometer wrote: »

Ever have a dream about something like winning the lotto, or posessing something small like a chocolate bar, you wake up and try to find it, but you can't.

Had a dream once I won 28 million on the euro lotto ,was totally convinced even when I got out of bed I was standing there in the kitchen laughing and thinkin' about all the sh1t I was gonna do.Then I fcukin realised it was all bollix and I was late for work.I was in bad form for a couple of days.I never want to dream like that again

Sabotage

Sabotage wrote: »

Actually I was talking to moonbaby about dreams at last nights beers. Sorry moonbaby!

What are you apologising for?.....quality conversation topic that.

Sea Sharp

Once I was having an average dream. In the dream I somehow realised I was dreaming and proceeded to get pissed off and I sat in the corner in a huff waiting to wake up. Would have been around 10 at the time.


Other than that, sexy time dreams are good. But I even get rejected in my dreams most of the time