Doctors view of the Financial Bail-Out

Hagar

The Allergists voted to scratch it, and

The Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but

The Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve, and

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

The Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!' while

The Pediatricians said, 'Oh, grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,

The Radiologists could see right through it, and

The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and

The Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but

The Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and

The Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end,

The Proctologists left the decision up to some assholes in Leinster House.

kev_s88

freaking awesome :D:D

patmac

Brilliant, I'm sure I heard all those opinions at some time or another recently.