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F_ree · 2009-01-15 04:07:18

Ok, im very suspicious of my 'mate'. He has been spreading stuff about me according to my mates and has the cheek to does it to my face, i hear him when he is out of the room and I can hear him going on about me, and generally tries to act all high and mighty over me. Also he is spreading stuff about my mates…

15-01-2009 4:07am

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Ok, im very suspicious of my 'mate'.

He has been spreading stuff about me according to my mates and has the cheek to does it to my face, i hear him when he is out of the room and I can hear him going on about me, and generally tries to act all high and mighty over me. Also he is spreading stuff about my mates (unfortunately I know who who he is spreading it to and ive been well told about it)

I need some advice because it is doing my head in, what do I do. I thought he was a mate, i get on really well with him, but its this nastyness side I'm unsure about, any suggestions?

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#2 15-01-2009 4:27am

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Don't murder him whatever you do.

That's illegal.

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#3 15-01-2009 4:32am

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What's he saying?

You should shag his bird/ma. That'll learn him.

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#4 15-01-2009 4:36am

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My ma always used to say "if yer friend turns around and starts talking crap about ye, gently touch their goolies".

Hope that helps! xx <--- yea that is a kiss kiss so what? Ye startin'?

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#5 15-01-2009 4:38am

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Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

xx <--- yea that is a kiss, kiss, so what? Ye startin'?

Gay skangers.
I imagine it would be something like that.

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#6 15-01-2009 4:42am

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Was it a moment of drunkeness when you tried to put the moves on your mate or tell him you really liked him but swore you weren't gay?

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#7 15-01-2009 4:45am

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ClioV6 wrote: »

Gay skangers.
I imagine it would be something like that.

Nobody can resist a gay skanger, it's just too much of a once in a life-time opportunity. Even if you were straight and saw a gay skanger, you'd be like "aww he's gonna get it". no? ...just me?

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#8 15-01-2009 4:48am

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Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

Nobody can resist a gay skanger, it's just too much of a once in a life-time opportunity. Even if you were straight and saw a gay skanger, you'd be like "aww he's gonna get it". no? ...just me?

I know a gay skanger. Most irritating fcuker on earth.
He even makes the camp ones seem tolerable

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#9 15-01-2009 4:49am

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If he's slandering more than one of you then confront him directly with another freind he's slandering.

The embarrasment will sort him out.

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#10 15-01-2009 4:50am

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Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

Nobody can resist a gay skanger, it's just too much of a once in a life-time opportunity. Even if you were straight and saw a gay skanger, you'd be like "aww he's gonna get it". no? ...just me?

Just you I think..

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#11 15-01-2009 5:00am

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F_ree wrote: »

I need some advice because it is doing my head in, what do I do. I thought he was a mate, i get on really well with him, but its this nastyness side I'm unsure about, any suggestions?

Let the air out of his Trike wheels and make your getaway on your bike with the stabilizers and the piece of card in the spokes.

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#12 15-01-2009 5:18am

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Spill water "accidentally" on his crotch area then point and laugh very loudly, make sure to get the attention of your co-workers. Always a classic.

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#13 15-01-2009 7:41am

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co-workers?

I thought child labour was illegal round these parts.

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#14 15-01-2009 7:55am

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the answer is obvious. Kill his parents, chop them up and feed them to him in chili

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#15 15-01-2009 8:00am

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Bukkake him when he's asleep. That'l learn him!

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#16 15-01-2009 8:42am

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Ruu wrote: »

Spill water petrol "accidentally" on his crotch area then point set alight and laugh very loudly, make sure to get the attention of your co-workers. Always a classic.

FYP

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#17 15-01-2009 9:19am

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*Checks if this is PI*

/resorts to Afterhours response

Kick his f*cking head in.

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#18 15-01-2009 9:25am

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Typedef his sister.

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#19 15-01-2009 9:31am

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When he is not looking..BAM!! the oul fork in the eye trick always works.

Failing that, Break into his house, enter his bathroom, take a ply of sheets from his toilet-roll, put the t-roll back, then next time he goes to wipe his arse the jax roll breaks and his fingers go up his ****ty gigger.

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#20 15-01-2009 9:42am

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Think we may need more info to properly analyse the situation... What's he been saying, whos he been saying it to, whats provoked him to say these things?...

In the mean time without said information there can only be one logical answer to your plea for help...

Wait until all your friends are around... and when he's not looking approach from behind and then yank his trousers down... now he will be shocked by this so you only have a moment until this wears off...*now this is where you need to be very fast*... spin him around and stick his peepee in your mouth... and then everyone will laugh at him for being gay... as gays put peepee's into other peoples mouths... its a known fact... all your friends will laugh at him and your revenge will be sweet/salty...

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