Any Good Looking Neighbours?

newmills

Young one next door about 23-24 absolutely cracking. Also house backing on to ours - girl about 30 or so - gorgeous (the wife told me she also keeps her bedroom window blind only halfway down then parades about topless!! - we can see this clearly from our kitchen window!!). Any fine neighbours?

Keano

Pics or GTFO

Danbo!

Theres a 23-24 year old 2 doors down. Absolutely cracking. Also, house behind next door there is a 30 year old who parades around topless with the blinds up.

Next door though, jaysus she's rough.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Oh yeah, my neighbour is seriously attractive. She's done modelling and all that nonsense, which shows somebody agrees with me.

admiralofthefleet

there was a really fit bird a few doors down from me but once she hit 16 she got really ugly

WoollyRedHat

This could have potential if it was post your hot neighbours thread... or, are you a hot neighbour? Post here!

Until then, I fear we're grasping straws.

trout

Where I live ... I AM the hot neighbour ... this is not a good thing

WoollyRedHat

Stuck down the country where there isn't a house for miles then?

shenanigans1982

Used to think the neighbour next to my parents was good looking but seen her for the first time in a while the other day and realised she is turning into her ma....is this a common thing in women?...if so I think its time to start looking for girls with f*ckable aul ones.

admiralofthefleet

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

Stuck down the country where there isn't a house for miles then?

ewe would never guess

ejmaztec

It's like the Island of Doctor Moreau round here. You can't even tell what species they are, let alone what would pass for fit. I'm thinking of fencing em all off and charging tourists €20 a peep.

tribulus

trout wrote: »

Where I live ... I AM the hot neighbour ... this is not a good thing

Gtfo, you're only down the road from me :cool:

newmills

Keano A Legend wrote: »

Pics or GTFO

Yeah that would work - what are you doing? Oh i'm just taking a few pics of the neighbour walking around topless cause keano a legend wants proof!! Your bags are packed and ready at the door!!:eek:

kittensoft1984

Ive lived next door to old people all my life

trout

tribulus wrote: »

Gtfo, you're only down the road from me :cool:

*draws curtains closed ... turns off light ... hides behind sofa*

brianthebard

Sigh, another reason to miss living on campus.

Zebra3

Young one next door?

I would.

Looks tight as at the back. :cool:

Fizman

My nextdoor neighbour is a priest!

He's about 70 odd years old. Lives on his own.

He's not particularly hot.

samhail

couple moved in next door and start of winter when it was pitch black at 7am walking out our drive way there she was butt naked doing her ironing. i didnt stop to stare of course (kicking myself ever since ! )
havnt even seen her once (well normally )

worst thing about living in the coutry.

Darragh29

Some people have all the luck, we have a pair of ugly obnoxious lesbians next door.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Yea, my area is full of them... My mates love my place :P

iPlop

newmills wrote: »

Young one next door about 23-24 absolutely cracking. Also house backing on to ours - girl about 30 or so - gorgeous (the wife told me she also keeps her bedroom window blind only halfway down then parades about topless!! - we can see this clearly from our kitchen window!!). Any fine neighbours?

Bastard ,my neighbours are all fcukin' mingers Id rather eat sh!te off a conveyor belt than look and their fcukin' flabby flip flop all day

WoollyRedHat

Come on guys, at least gives us your areas, otherwise it's just curel teasing!

iPlop

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

Come on guys, at least gives us your areas, otherwise it's just curel teasing!

No fcukin' way and im' movin out o' here soon bought a house in a nice area

Abi

newmills wrote: »

she also keeps her bedroom window blind only halfway down then parades about topless!! - we can see this clearly from our kitchen window!!).

Oh hai! ;-)

dont blame the wife. I saw you looking..

Moved recently, but I saw an ex-neighbour out with his gf over Xmas. Kinda had a feeling he wouldnt say no -while I was living nearby. Shes gone to the toilet, he comes over and hands me a his number blessum.

Kinda cute though ;-)

Shiny

My neighbour upstairs could have been good looking, but
her and the boyfriend have been kicking the **** out of
each other since they moved in. :eek:

The other night (3am), the screaming and noise was so bad
that I thought he was killing her. Didn't know if it was wise
to call the guards or not....:(

Was thinking about starting a thread about it in AH.

"Do your neighbours kick the **** out of each other?"

shenanigans1982

Darragh29 wrote: »

Some people have all the luck, we have a pair of ugly obnoxious lesbians next door.

Ugly lesbians are still lesbians, you should consider yourself lucky we are in a recession after all.

giggsy664

Septic Leper wrote: »

Bastard ,my neighbours are all fcukin' mingers Id rather eat sh!te off a conveyor belt than look and their fcukin' flabby flip flop all day

Oh oh oh miss!!! That's alliteration

Terry

Yep. both sides.

shenanigans1982

<3BeingIN6th wrote: »

Yep. both sides.

Wish I was the meat in a sexy neighbour sandwhich.

Vain

Shiny wrote: »

My neighbour upstairs could have been good looking, but
her and the boyfriend have been kicking the **** out of
each other since they moved in. :eek:

The other night (3am), the screaming and noise was so bad
that I thought he was killing her. Didn't know if it was wise
to call the guards or not....:(

Was thinking about starting a thread about it in AH.

"Do your neighbours kick the **** out of each other?"

Maybe there into dominatrix.

Shiny

Vain wrote: »

Maybe there into dominatrix.

Everyone above has actually seen their hot neighbour, I have my
imagination. :pac:. . .

Alex_Forrest

I've been informed by a few of the male neighbours about another neighbour who's been spotted naked recently. Not the kind i would imagine to have a bloke drooling but I'm open to correction on that one!

dSTAR

kittensoft1984 wrote: »

Ive lived next door to old people all my life

Do you live in a retirement village or something?

I live in a block of townhouses. There are a few young ladies living in the block. When its really hot like it was yesterday you get to see them prance around in bikinis. But its kinda ho hum at this stage.

ahmed89

when i used to live in castleknock there used to be alot of really hot girls in my street,now living in dublin 4 and i hate it,full of old people

i miss castleknock:(:(

tiger325

I am the hot neighbor that has goodies brought to the door daily

Xavi6

ahmed89 wrote: »

when i used to live in castleknock there used to be alot of really hot girls in my street,now living in dublin 4 and i hate it,full of old people

i miss castleknock:(:(

Lol you miss oompa loompas that wear dubes and Mount Sackville skirts that come down to their ankles? Fair enough.

Anyway, I live in an apartment complex that has a pool and every weekend there's at least 2 or 3 crackers down sunbathing. Pervin shades ftw :cool:

consultech

samhail wrote: »

couple moved in next door and start of winter when it was pitch black at 7am walking out our drive way there she was butt naked doing her ironing.

What the hell was she doing in your driveway???

I pretty much didn't get a lot of sun for a couple of summers because there were two cracking sisters a year younger/a year older than me next door during our teens who had no bones (I can't say the same) about parading around topless in the back garden sun all day.

They had a trampoline one summer. A trampoline. :pac:

Xavi6

consultech wrote: »

What the hell was she doing in your driveway???

I pretty much didn't get a lot of sun for a couple of summers because there were two cracking sisters a year younger/a year older than me next door during our teens who had no bones (I can't say the same) about parading around topless in the back garden sun all day.

They had a trampoline one summer. A trampoline. :pac:

I hope you recorded it.

If not then I'm afraid sir you have epically failed at life.

samhail

consultech wrote: »

What the hell was she doing in your driveway???...

sorry that didnt make sense heh, i was walking down my drive way and she was in her house which covered by trees except for one tree right outside their living room i think.

consultech wrote: »

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I pretty much didn't get a lot of sun for a couple of summers because there were two cracking sisters a year younger/a year older than me next door during our teens who had no bones (I can't say the same) about parading around topless in the back garden sun all day.

They had a trampoline one summer. A trampoline. :pac:

what sounds good !

piby

There used to be a cracker living opposite me but she moved about 5/6 years ago and it's been pretty sparse around here since :rolleyes:

ahmed89

Xavi6 wrote: »

Lol you miss oompa loompas that wear dubes and Mount Sackville skirts that come down to their ankles? Fair enough.

Anyway, I live in an apartment complex that has a pool and every weekend there's at least 2 or 3 crackers down sunbathing. Pervin shades ftw :cool:

i know it sounds wierd,cos most people would prefer living south,but in my case its diffrent,i find girls in the north much more friendly then girl in the south,girls in the south are stuck up,and dont want to talk to anyone(except if you had a nice car,and alot of cash in the bank)

dresden8

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

if so I think its time to start looking for girls with f*ckable aul ones.

Jesus, you only worked this out now?

Raze_them_all

absoloute stunner just up the road from me *thanks god/bhudda/brahman*