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Whats the oddest incentive youve seen?

  • 13-01-2009 2:46am
    #1
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭


    What would be the oddest incentive youve seen offered to get you to buy/sign up for something.

    Definately for me would be seeing a bottle of PVA glue with a free can of pepsi a few years ago in an office supply store :confused:


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  • #2
    Also Starring LeVar Burton
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    Free condom with a lap-dance.

    Why would anyone paying for a lapdance need a condom?


  • #3
    Sir Gallagher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    A free pack of tissues with a Monsters Ball DVD.


  • #4
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    From years ago when I was a kid.

    Buy a can of Liptonice, get a free cornetto.

    The can of liptonice was about 30p cheaper then a cornetto at the time.


  • #5
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    CaptainNegative wrote: »
    Free condom with a lap-dance.

    Why would anyone paying for a lapdance need a condom?

    Posh ****


  • #6
    taram
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,226 ✭✭✭taram


    A glazed ham with a case of dog food, a hot drink free with all prescriptions, all in the same weird town in Germany, it also had mugs in Irish in the 1 euro store.


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  • #7
    Sir Gallagher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    Sign up for the dole and you'll get 204 quid a week, it's great. Although they don't tell you about the the eventual onset of self loathing and despair.... ah well swing and round-a-bouts i suppose.


  • #8
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWswpjtCe5I


  • #9
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    A brand new car and a 100euro voucher for a holiday. Were they thinking that people will choose the 30k car because it comes with a crappy voucher?


  • #10
    Saint_Mel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,598 ✭✭✭Saint_Mel


    Not really buy into but ...

    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055460429


  • #11
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    CaptainNegative wrote: »
    Free condom with a lap-dance.

    Why would anyone paying for a lapdance need a condom?

    you're obviously going to the wrong strip clubs ;)


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  • #12
    who007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 711 ✭✭✭who007


    wasn't there some Italian or Belgian bird who was tryin to get into Euro parliament or something - offered a blowjob to every guy in Europe who voted for her.. Given even just 10 mins a guy she would have spent MONTHS just travelling from one place to another sucking till she had permanent "suck" marks in her face.. :eek:


  • #13
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    CaptainNegative wrote: »
    Free condom with a lap-dance.

    Why would anyone paying for a lapdance need a condom?
    You realise youre able to negotiate with the dancer right?


  • #14
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,537 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Free Aygo with any 2nd hand Lexus


  • #15
    Naos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    who007 wrote: »
    wasn't there some Italian or Belgian bird who was tryin to get into Euro parliament or something - offered a blowjob to every guy in Europe who voted for her.. Given even just 10 mins a guy she would have spent MONTHS just travelling from one place to another sucking till she had permanent "suck" marks in her face.. :eek:

    Yup but then when it came to it, they just had a link to a video of someone giving a virtual blowjob. Some Japanese lady if I recall correctly, quite hot ;)


  • #16
    Berty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,158 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    Free tank of petrol with any new car bought on the day. €50 tank of petrol. I just gave the tos*er €25,000 and he smiles giving me a tank of petrol.


  • #17
    Jonty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,830 ✭✭✭Jonty


    Berty wrote: »
    Free tank of petrol with any new car bought on the day. €50 tank of petrol. I just gave the tos*er €25,000 and he smiles giving me a tank of petrol.


    The effer should throw in the free tank anyway without having to be asked


  • #18
    abitlonely
    Closed Accounts Posts: 165 ✭✭abitlonely


    Free BK whopper if you delete 10 facebook 'friends'.


  • #19
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,314 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Cookie_Monster wrote: »
    Free Aygo with any 2nd hand Lexus
    Link??


  • #20
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    The Bowling For Columbine example of a hunting rifle for opening a bank account still makes me say wtf?


  • #21
    steo87
    Closed Accounts Posts: 510 ✭✭✭steo87


    CaptainNegative wrote: »
    Free condom with a lap-dance.

    Why would anyone paying for a lapdance need a condom?

    So they can go into the jacks and have a posh **** after they've been aroused by the lapdancer....just saying


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