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how does Darth eat??

  • 11-01-2009 3:20pm
    #1
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭


    How does Darth Vader (Prince of the Dark Side) eat??

    Was watchin star wars the other day, and i was just thinkin how does Darth eat with that big black helmet on his head, if he takes it off that helmet he'll die.....its puzzling me:confused:


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  • #2
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Liquid diet! Nuff said!


  • #3
    deleriumtremens
    Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭deleriumtremens


    intravenous injections are how he obtains nutrition.


  • #4
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    I thought he was dead.:p


  • #5
    HarryPalmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭HarryPalmer


    fryup wrote: »
    How does Darth Vader (Prince of the Dark Side) eat??

    Was watchin star wars the other day, and i was just thinkin how does Darth eat with that big black helmet on his head, if he takes it off that helmet he'll die.....its puzzling me:confused:

    Didn't that thing come off in one of the films? Flip it up and let the Green Cross Code man and James Earl Jones horse some curry-chip into them.


  • #6
    biko
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    Straws


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  • #7
    weeder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,469 ✭✭✭weeder


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw


  • #8
    Collie D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,439 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    HarryPalmer wrote: »
    Didn't that thing come off in one of the films?


    It did indeed. Good question though, OP. I've oftened wondered the same thing about motorcyclists and Formula 1 drivers.


  • #9
    Mark200
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    Star Wars is shite


  • #10
    HarryPalmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭HarryPalmer


    Mark200 wrote: »
    Star Wars is shite

    Babylon 5, ftw!


  • #11
    Collie D
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    Mark200 wrote: »
    Star Wars is shite

    Ban this philistine


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  • #12
    Biggins
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    Tosh!

    Firefly/Serenity is the best!

    Major browncoat here!
    (and I know the cast)


  • #13
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    Mark200 wrote: »
    Star Wars is shite

    star wars is great

    star trek is sh/te....too much gooble dee gook not enough action


  • #14
    HarryPalmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭HarryPalmer


    Biggins wrote: »
    Tosh!

    Firefly/Serenity is the best!

    Major browncoat here!
    (and I know the cast)

    Brilliant, but too short-lived for consideration. Why do they always cancel the really good shows? God hates us, that's why.


  • #15
    Biggins
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    HarryPalmer wrote: »
    ...too short-lived for consideration.

    Pants!
    Its better to burn out than to fade away.... :P


  • #16
    Gordon
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    Whatever he eats he has to force it down.


  • #17
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,431 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    I don't know how he eats... but I know what he eats..



    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.. dles!


  • #18
    Gordon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    It takes him a while to butter his toast as he can never decide which side is darker.


  • #19
    Biggins
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    Gordon wrote: »
    It takes him a while to butter his toast as he can never decide which side is darker.

    LOL very good. :pac:


  • #20
    HarryPalmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭HarryPalmer


    Biggins wrote: »
    Pants!
    Its better to burn out than to fade away.... :P

    Very true. Didn't B5 have the same problem, though? Cancelled during series four and renewed half-way through. Played more poorly than it should have after that.

    You are right, though. Firefly is simply fabulous, and I will now chastise myself for daring to ignore it.

    Does Darth even need to eat, BTW? Can't he just use the force to keep himself in tip-top condition?


  • #21
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    I dunno about how he eats, but I just rang Mizzoni's and they do deliver to the Death Star. Also if it takes longer than 30 months you get it for free.


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  • #22
    HarryPalmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭HarryPalmer


    I'm an idiot. Deleted.


  • #23
    R0ot
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    Space Above & Beyond beats all!

    :D


  • #24
    m83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭m83


    What a genuinely silly thread.


  • #25
    HarryPalmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭HarryPalmer


    R0ot wrote: »
    Space Above & Beyond beats all!

    :D

    Another great show, cancelled. I'm in tears, here. :(


  • #26
    BaconZombie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,814 ✭✭✭BaconZombie


    Which show is this from, I thought I'd seen all of his stuff.
    weeder wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw


  • #27
    R0ot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    m83 wrote: »
    What a genuinely silly thread.

    Hello, welcome to After Hours.

    /me gives welcome hamper


  • #28
    Duff
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    He uses the..forks! See what I did there?


  • #29
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    R0ot wrote: »
    Space Above & Beyond beats all!

    :D

    Aye, great theme intro too.
    (Bought the boxset recently)
    m83 wrote: »
    What a genuinely silly thread.

    Baaa humbug. :P


  • #30
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,659 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    He uses the 'forks'

    Edit: Damn you Duff! :)
    How does Luke know what he got for Christmas?
    .....he felt his 'presents'


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  • #31
    m83
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    R0ot wrote: »
    Hello, welcome to After Hours.

    /me gives welcome hamper


    Whatever n00b :rolleyes:


  • #32
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Duff wrote: »
    He uses the..forks! See what I did there?

    We did and may the farce be with you too!


  • #33
    sadista
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 346 ✭✭sadista


    I think he can take his mask off in his little round room thing where he hangs out sometimes and feed himself through a tube.


  • #34
    HarryPalmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭HarryPalmer


    There's a point. What does Darth do to chill out?


  • #35
    Biggins
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    HarryPalmer wrote: »
    There's a point. What does Darth do to chill out?

    ...Watches the film "Pitch Black?" :pac:


  • #36
    HarryPalmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭HarryPalmer


    I always thought that he would take a couple of those fecking Ewoks and shove into a pit with a couple of broken bottles, and say "Go! Survivor goes free."


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  • #37
    Mr. Frost
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭Mr. Frost


    Intravenously.


  • #38
    Mr. Frost
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭Mr. Frost


    HarryPalmer wrote: »
    There's a point. What does Darth do to chill out?


    Watches Star Whores, and what could've been...


  • #39
    R0ot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    m83 wrote: »
    Whatever n00b :rolleyes:

    Oh no you didn't! :pac:


  • #40
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    HarryPalmer wrote: »
    There's a point. What does Darth do to chill out?

    He bounces around on his space hopper


  • #41
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    R0ot wrote: »
    Oh no you didn't! :pac:

    O' yes.... he did! :pac:


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  • #42
    HarryPalmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭HarryPalmer


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    He bounces around on his space hopper

    I love that thought. Thanks!


  • #43
    Biggins
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    The song Darth Vader hates the most?

    "All ways look on the bright side of life"


  • #44
    Irjudge1
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    I believe he survives by anal injestion.

    That deep voice is for show.

    "Luke, I am your father". As if!


  • #45
    HarryPalmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭HarryPalmer


    Irjudge1 wrote: »
    I believe he survives by anal injestion.

    That deep voice is for show.

    "Luke, I am your father". As if!

    Anal ingestion? Dude, seek help. :)

    Either that, or PM me. I know of a forum...


  • #46
    Irjudge1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 377 ✭✭Irjudge1


    HarryPalmer wrote: »
    Anal ingestion? Dude, seek help. :)

    Either that, or PM me. I know of a forum...

    Thanks for correcting the spelling mistake.;)


  • #47
    HarryPalmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭HarryPalmer


    Irjudge1 wrote: »
    Thanks for correcting the spelling mistake.;)

    What mistake? Didn't notice. Not interested in the forum, then? ;)


  • #48
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV_e_knw1zo


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