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I'm Growing Coffee From Now on!

  • 09-01-2009 05:56PM
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭


    I'm starting to see can I grow coffee in my garden.
    If I can, I might actually be able to buy Dell out (eventually) and fire the managing directors!
    Why?
    Coffee could replace diesel

    Many people find that coffee is a good source of fuel in the morning, but now that could literally become the case - as bio-diesel sourced from coffee beans could soon run our cars. And, some will be most pleased to note, the fuel maintains that pleasant coffee aroma.
    Researchers at the University of Nevada have found that ground coffee is 10-15 percent oil, which is easily extractable and turned into bio-diesel. What's more, it could be offered for as little as 60p per US gallon - that's around 16p per litre!
    Coffee is in abundant enough supply to provide hundreds of millions of gallons of fuel every year, and the oil can be extracted from leftover grounds - so we shouldn't find ourselves missing out on our morning coffee for the sake of fuel.
    And the find was stumbled across by accident, according to chief researcher Mano Misra, who said: "I had left my coffee out one night, and the next morning, I noticed that there was a kind of oil around the edge of the cup." Misra then collected used ground coffee from Starbucks and found extracting the oil was easy.
    There are over 7.2 million tonnes of coffee produced worldwide each year from which to extract fuel and it's also more stable than traditional bio-fuel because of coffee's high antioxidant content. A larger scale pilot scheme is now underway to see how viable coffee could be as a genuine fuel source.

    Source: http://uk.cars.yahoo.com/09012009/36/coffee-replace-diesel-0.html

    Who's up for it?
    Let make some money and buy out Dell!

    Now where did I put me shovel! :confused:


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,658 ✭✭✭Patricide


    Crazy!! Turns out that pretty much everything out there can make bio diesel these days, my question why the hell arent people using em.

    Ive seen around 10 stories similar to this with the same general gist....so it begs the question why dont we just go ahead with it and get rid of this fossil fuel malarky?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Patricide wrote: »
    Crazy!! Turns out that pretty much everything out there can make bio diesel these days, my question why the hell arent people using em.

    Ive seen around 10 stories similar to this with the same general gist....so it begs the question why dont we just go ahead with it and get rid of this fossil fuel malarky?

    Cost of manufacture v's cost of profitable sale of final product (boiled down roughly).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,979 ✭✭✭mp3guy


    Patricide wrote: »
    Ive seen around 10 stories similar to this with the same general gist....so it begs the question why dont we just go ahead with it and get rid of this fossil fuel malarky?

    Money and power


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Yeah it seems like anything can be biofuel nowadays. Maybe even us. Soylent Green diesel is people.

    Remember "Alive!": When I die, I want you to eat me grind me up into biofuel.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    As long as these idiots dont show up Im all for it..

    http://www.visit4info.com/sitecontent/LG/fullZZZZZZTVC070408202214PIC.jpg


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    who, black lads?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    who, black lads?

    lol :eek:

    :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭Four-Percent


    Good luck , i could use some real coffee after all this sh1te i'm drinking now


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Biggins wrote: »
    lol :eek:

    :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

    that's what ye's all thought cmon I'm not the only racist on AH!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    that's what ye's all thought cmon I'm not the only racist on AH!
    *quickly changes subject*

    Nice weather we're having here... :rolleyes:

    :P Nope, messa like me coffee - now I can make money too from it.
    Double bonus!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    who, black lads?

    No the guys from the kenco ads.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,348 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    javaboy wrote: »
    Yeah it seems like anything can be biofuel nowadays. Maybe even us. Soylent Green diesel is people.

    Remember "Alive!": When I die, I want you to eat me grind me up into biofuel.

    I like your thinking, people are 70% water, extract the water, then the Hydrogen from the water and use it to power cars. "Soylent Diesel" has a nice ring to it. :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    KTRIC wrote: »
    I like your thinking, people are 70% water, extract the water, then the Hydrogen from the water and use it to power cars. "Soylent Diesel" has a nice ring to it. :D

    ...and I was just trying to think how to stuff me grannie into the tank!
    Suggestions on a postcard please...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    I don't care. My battle suit is nuclear powered.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Davidius wrote: »
    I don't care. My battle suit is nuclear powered.

    Have you been tapping into Sellafield/Windscale/Whatever they are calling it this year!

    You bold boy!
    (can you share the secret of how you did it!)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    The hydrogen cell has almost been perfect so maybe we won't need any bio diesels.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    Yes, I swear its a "coffee" plant officer!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Just think, you will soon be pulling up to a garage and sticking coffee bean branches in through the gas tank opening.
    Cool or wha'!!! I can just see it now... *mind wanders off to make a mental picture!*

    Either that or when you get in in the morning, you will have to make coffee for the car as well as 'er indoors.
    (Frak, more work!)


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