scenario

dara95

OK so this requires a bit of thinking.

Imagine you are commuting home from work. Upon leaving the train station you see lots of people running. You stop a man and ask him what is going on. he tells you that zombies have risen!

In your brief case you have a book, left over lunch, a lighter (because you are a smoker) and some stationary!

1. do you get back on the train

2. run away

3.try save your family

4. have sex with a hobo and hope for the best!

please tell me your choice. I know which one i shall choose!!!;)

stj

def try to save family ,get provisions and start checking maps get the bicycles out and head for the hills

adagio

do you get back on the train

Depends where trains is and where it's going? If I'm near the 'what to do when the inevitable zombie invasion happens association' (Wiziha) I'll go to meet with fellow zombie experts and start the fight back. If not it's time to start the solo zombie hunt.
I'm assuming that the book I have in the briefcase is 'the Zombie survival guide.'

2. run away

Zombies rely on catching you off guard - they are **** slow.

3.try save your family

Damn No. They wouldn't believe you when you tried to tell them about the inevitable invasion. They can fend for themselves (suckers).

4. have sex with a hobo and hope for the best!

Does the sex matter? Nah.... what if we're 'on the job' and a zombie sneaks up? I'm a Sh1t hot Zombie slayer but interfering w/a Hobo may screw me over.

I choose to break into a Cuban cigar store - light up the bad boy - finish my lunch leftovers - consult the zombie survival guide - and make some notes. Then it's zombie ass kicking time!:eek:

dara95

adagio wrote: »

Does the sex matter? Nah.... what if we're 'on the job' and a zombie sneaks up? I'm a Sh1t hot Zombie slayer but interfering w/a Hobo may screw me over.

I choose to break into a Cuban cigar store - light up the bad boy - finish my lunch leftovers - consult the zombie survival guide - and make some notes. Then it's zombie ass kicking time!:eek:

wtf?? of course the sex matters!!

may as well get a last shag befre kicking zombie ass!! plus a new ally!!! lolzers

Nerin

:rolleyes:

Ye can leave out the sex with the hobo. The zombie love crap has gotten old,don't make me start handing out holidays.

Nerin

Nerin wrote: »

:rolleyes:

Ye can leave out the sex with the hobo. The zombie love crap has gotten old,don't make me start handing out holidays.

+1

Personally I'd quickly take stock of the situation, find out if the outbreak is still localised.

If it wasn't widespread, I'd head for the wife, pack provisions, and head for my secret holdout!

_SONIC_

defo save the family then get out papas shotgun and stock up and get the hell out of the town and up to the hills!!!!

Father Stone

Save my family, then stock up on weapons and food, hide for a month until the zombies starve then take on any left

Kess73

Hmm depends on how big an outbreak it is.

Also it depends on what time of the day I have arrived at my hometown station at. If it is peak traffic times, then it will be carnage outside the station, with little or no hope of getting through it as if a Z does not get me, then driver smashing into things may get me.


Limerick would be my local station, so I would turn on my heels, grab some food and drinks from the concession shop beside the gates, and head back towards the train. There are closeable gates, so they would be closed behind me.

I would then have two choices, follow the tracks carefully until I got to an area with a lower population, and then get to what I would regard as a safe house to hole up it so that I can prepare my next move.

The second choice would come about if the tracks had a large number of Zs on them. In that case I have Zs in front of the station and on the only walking route out of the station. I would gather some more food in that case and make my way to the Train engine. There is a climb up to the cab in them, plus they are very heavily made, so with the doors locked, nothing undead is getting in.

I would then either try to take a risk on starting the engine and letting it crawl out of the station with me onboard. Or bunker down and keep away from the windows and try to figure out my next moves, whilst checking the radio on the train to see if I can contact anyone.


It is a scenario that would vary depending on what station you were in though, as the lay of the land is different in each, plus the time of the day/night would be a major factor also.

Olterior

have sex wit a homo , so when i get infected by zombies , im a special zombie. Im AIDS zombie

_SONIC_

Olterior wrote: »

have sex wit a homo , so when i get infected by zombies , im a special zombie. Im AIDS zombie

just stay away from me!!!

as long as we dont do it were safe!!!

but rape is totaly out of the question!!!!!!!!



sooooooo stay away