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Great balls of fire!!

  • 05-01-2009 12:41pm
    #1
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,922 ✭✭✭✭


    :eek::eek:
    An Adelaide woman who allegedly set fire to her husband's genitals allegedly said that his "penis belongs to me", a court has been told.

    Rajini Narayan, 44, had originally been charged with endangering life and arson offences after she allegedly torched the family's Unley home, in Adelaide's eastern suburbs on December 8.

    The charge was upgraded to murder after her 47-year-old husband, Satish Narayan, died in hospital last week.

    Prosecutors on Monday told the Adelaide Magistrates Court that Rajini Narayan confessed to neighbours that she had set her husband alight while he was sleeping after learning he was having an affair.

    Lucy Boord, for the Crown, said Narayan told her neighbours she was a "jealous wife" and that her husband's "penis should belong to her".

    Narayan allegedly said: "I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else ... I didn't mean this to happen".

    Narayan was remanded in custody and has been charged with murder, arson and three counts of endangering life, due to the couple's three children being home when the fire took hold.

    It is expected Narayan will apply for bail when she reappears in the Adelaide Magistrates Court on Friday, pending results of a psychological assessment.

    Source: 9 News

    If you can read this, you're too close!



Comments

  • #2
    Wagon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,119 ✭✭✭Wagon


    If he had the balls to tell her of the affair this whole mess could have been avoided,,,


  • #3
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    He died, Holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!






























    So this means she's available now, right?


  • #4
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Why didn't he put the fire out with his handy hose? What a dick!


  • #5
    LEIN
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,936 ✭✭✭LEIN


    Narayan allegedly said: "I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else ... I didn't mean this to happen".

    :eek: Holy sh1t. I hope i never meet someone like this!!! :eek:


  • #6
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    koth wrote: »
    :eek::eek:

    Ah sure all the feminists will be cheering.

    But if a man filled his wife's hole with polyfilla for cheating, they'ld say he went too far.


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  • #7
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Polyfilla!!!

    Quick Drying Industrial Cement FTW


  • #8
    LEIN
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,936 ✭✭✭LEIN


    CreepingDeath wrote: »
    But if a man filled his wife's hole with polyfilla for cheating.


    Lol how would you get her to sit easy for the stuff to set properly?


  • #9
    funloving
    Closed Accounts Posts: 396 ✭✭funloving


    I know he's dead..rip but I can't help laughing thinking of this man and his balls on fire...

    another reason to be shaved down there ;)


  • #10
    allabouteve
    Closed Accounts Posts: 844 ✭✭✭allabouteve


    At least he died knowing he was hot in bed.


  • #11
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    I heard he had just been fired after making a balls in work. Sources claim he was 'arson' his boss, and his wife didnt approve of him being gay, so he ended the relationship. This was seen as a big cock up, after he admitted to being a flamer.


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  • #12
    EamonnKeane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 950 ✭✭✭EamonnKeane


    Wagon wrote: »
    If he had the balls to tell her of the affair this whole mess could have been avoided,,,
    Yeah, if a woman brutally assaults her husband it's his fault for provoking her.


  • #13
    spinandscribble
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,000 ✭✭✭spinandscribble


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Polyfilla!!!

    Quick Drying Industrial Cement FTW

    *crosses legs at the thought*


  • #14
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    "Goodness gracious great balls of fire" can't see them getting on down to that at the wake.

    Poor guy. Wonder will she have it stuffed for mounting (no pun intended :eek:) than it really would belong to her. One sick woman.


  • #15
    rferguson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 196 ✭✭rferguson


    Thats Nuts ;)


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