Diarrhea in a jar...

sadista

Went shoppin the other day, was thinkin to meself "hmm havent had peanut butter in ages, lets buy some'. So I bought a jar of panda extra crunchy brought it home and put it in the press.

Fancied a bit of it tonight and opened the jar only to find it had the appearance and texture of a loose bowel movement??? What the hell?? Why is my peanut butter runny????

AlmightyCushion

Looks like flutt is working for Panda.

CreepingDeath

A dirty protest by the wife for you not taking out the bins ?

m83

That crap is really bad for you. However natural peanut butter (from the likes of H&B) is really good for you and tastes better too IMHO.

It's not runny either, but you will be if you eat enough of it!

sadista

Ahem...I am the wife:cool:
...And the jar was sealed

CreepingDeath

You probably have the central heating on full over the last cold spell and it softened / melted the contents. Or the press is situated over the kettle/toaster etc.

My name is Mud

sadista wrote: »

So I bought a jar of panda extra crunchy

And therein lies your problem.

Panda peanut butter is quite a poor brand. As a peanut butter fan, I used prefer the Tesco own brand over all the others, however as that is in short supply, I have switched to Whole Earth organic. A quality peanut butter.

If you are in the states soon, bring back a jar of Kraft or Skippy peanut butter. Those brands rock.

sadista

m83 wrote: »

That crap is really bad for you. However natural peanut butter (from the likes of H&B) is really good for you and tastes better too IMHO.

It's not runny either, but you will be if you eat enough of it!

Its pretty hard these days to find anything that is good for you, unless your a veggie fan which im not.

Il just have to bring it back to the shop tomorrow. Might have a bit of fun with it in the meantime though. Suggestions anyone?

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Maybe the oil has seperated, that's what happens with natural no preservatives type peanutbutter. But panda has a crap load of preservatives and stabilisers doesn't it so ya, I wouldn't eat it. Well, I would, but I'm a scummy student and I freakin love peanutbutter.

FlutterinBantam

:cool:

Little dollop on the on the kracky wacky and let him at it??

sadista

It doesnt look like the oil has separated. It just looks like there was to much of something and not enough peanuts in it. Im tempted to taste it but looking at it is turning my stomach.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Oh go on, try it. Be brave. You should always try and be a little excremental with your food....

Berty

Where you hungover when you bought it?

Im not allowed shop hungover because I buy stupid things like Irn Bru and smarties ice cream.

sadista

CreepingDeath wrote: »

You probably have the central heating on full over the last cold spell and it softened / melted the contents. Or the press is situated over the kettle/toaster etc.

Nope thats not it either...I only turn the heating on for an hour in the morning and evening and the house is still pretty cold at that. No heating appliances near it either.

What would happen if i put it in the fridge??

Aidric

Berty wrote: »

Im not allowed shop hungover

When are you coming off the leash?

sadista

Berty wrote: »

Where you hungover when you bought it?

Im not allowed shop hungover because I buy stupid things like Irn Bru and smarties ice cream.

Nope not hungover, but was defo too tired to be shoppin because all I bought was a party box of King crisps,a sliced pan which turned out to be 2 days out of date when I got home, a packet of tuc, a steak (just a steak), and the aforementioned runny peanut butter...
King crisps on bread is the best thing ever!!

Imagine combining all of those!

beertons

sadista wrote: »

Ahem...I am the wife:cool:
...And the jar was sealed

Lol. Busted

sadista

My name is Mud wrote: »

And therein lies your problem.

Panda peanut butter is quite a poor brand.

If you are in the states soon, bring back a jar of Kraft or Skippy peanut butter. Those brands rock.

Why oh why dont I consult Boards about these things before I go shopping?

Im actually off to Orlando in June! So I will make sure to buy some!

zAbbo

Almond Nut Butter, get it in Health Food shops, great natural replacement.

sadista

zAbbo wrote: »

Almond Nut Butter, get it in Health Food shops, great natural replacement.

Sounds awesome!does it taste sweet like almond slices or is it salty like peanut butter?

ZiMZuM

i bought a jar of panda few weeks ago and had the exact same issue,was all soft and runny and i opened it as soon as i got home!i tried putting it in the fridge but was still runny!i used it all anyway,tasted the same!

sadista

ZiMZuM wrote: »

i bought a jar of panda few weeks ago and had the exact same issue,was all soft and runny and i opened it as soon as i got home!i tried putting it in the fridge but was still runny!i used it all anyway,tasted the same!

ewww....I know it will prob taste ok but it looks horrible. I just cant bring myself to do it....

weeder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emDI2-mFA5s

tbh

antodeco

Make a peanut butter and crisp sandwich. Seriously! If you like peanut butter and you like crisp sandwiches, you'l enjoy this!

sadista

is that the music from 2 girls 1 cup? My diarrhea-i mean peanut butter is runnier than that...It would literally pour out of the jar.:D

javaboy

sadista wrote: »

Ahem...I am the wife:cool:

Ok then a dirty protest by Manaris.

muboop1

antodeco wrote: »

Make a peanut butter and crisp sandwich. Seriously! If you like peanut butter and you like crisp sandwiches, you'l enjoy this!

must try this...

seriously do, its happened to me b4...
my standard technique is to pur off the water ****e if i can see any, and them get a big spoon and mix it all back up until i can no longer see water... then i eat it! tastes normal!

sadista

muboop1 wrote: »

my standard technique is to pur off the water ****e if i can see any, and them get a big spoon and mix it all back up until i can no longer see water... then i eat it! tastes normal!

Ok I'll try it but if I die im going to kill you.....

Kold

Drain excess oil... is OP slow?

AckwelFoley

Love peanuts, hate peanut butter.

sadista

Kold wrote: »

Drain excess oil... is OP slow?

No I am not slow. How the f**k am I sposed to drain the excess oil? Its not a jar of normal peanut butter that just happens to have a layer of oil on top, it is all gooey,almost liquid.

AnonoBoy

This thread has sorely underdelivered.

gerky

Wait, contact the company tell them you got a faulty jar, you might have to send it back but they might send you out a free case.

WoollyRedHat

Bunch of nutcases.

sadista

gerky wrote: »

Wait, contact the company tell them you got a faulty jar, you might have to send it back but they might send you out a free case.

I came home for lunch and had a taste, its way too oily and not enough peanut in it. Tastes awful. I will most definitely complain.

Chances are they wont give me anything and if they do it will probably be a box of runny peanut butter, in which case Il pour it all into the bath and go for a swim in it!:D

gerky

sadista wrote: »

I came home for lunch and had a taste, its way too oily and not enough peanut in it. Tastes awful. I will most definitely complain.

Chances are they wont give me anything and if they do it will probably be a box of runny peanut butter, in which case Il pour it all into the bath and go for a swim in it!:D

If you do end up doing that just make sure you lock the door or you could have an awful lot of explaining to do, or else record it and become famous:D

nevaeh-2die-4

sadista wrote: »

Went shoppin the other day, was thinkin to meself "hmm havent had peanut butter in ages, lets buy some'. So I bought a jar of panda extra crunchy brought it home and put it in the press.

Fancied a bit of it tonight and opened the jar only to find it had the appearance and texture of a loose bowel movement??? What the hell?? Why is my peanut butter runny????

tenner bets you have a scat fetish

gerky

nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »

tenner bets you have a scat fetish

You leave John Paul Larkin out of this.

muboop1

sadista wrote: »

I came home for lunch and had a taste, its way too oily and not enough peanut in it. Tastes awful. I will most definitely complain.

Chances are they wont give me anything and if they do it will probably be a box of runny peanut butter, in which case Il pour it all into the bath and go for a swim in it!:D

mwhahahah you suffered the same pain i had to! :pac:

sadista

nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »

tenner bets you have a scat fetish

Im not a narrow minded person, Iv plenty of other fetishes but i think that scat is just wrong....sorry to dissapoint you!!:D

BroomBurner

snyper wrote: »

Love peanuts, hate peanut butter.

I don't like eating peanuts, but love peanut butter


Actually, for peanut butter sandwiches, does anyone else use butter too? Yummy doubley buttery!

sillymoo

sadista wrote: »

Nope not hungover, but was defo too tired to be shoppin because all I bought was a party box of King crisps,a sliced pan which turned out to be 2 days out of date when I got home, a packet of tuc, a steak (just a steak), and the aforementioned runny peanut butter...
King crisps on bread is the best thing ever!!

Imagine combining all of those!

It took you that long to get home :eek:

Panda

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Looks like flutt is working for Panda.

Oi! leave me out of this one, nothind to do with me!