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I thought this was funny

  • 03-01-2009 11:24PM
    #1
    Chong
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,681 ✭✭✭


    <cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
    <cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
    <cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
    <cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
    <emoti_conartist> lol
    <cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
    <cassius_clay13> so he ****ing KICKS one of the stall doors open
    <cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a dump
    <emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
    <cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
    <cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh crap... if i were taking a dump and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fup him up... so i'd better hit him first'
    <cassius_clay13> so he fupping SMACKS this guy in the face
    <cassius_clay13> and runs away
    <cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER


    From Quote Database.


Comments

  • #2
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Cruijff wrote: »
    I thought this was funny

    It really wasn't.


  • #3
    wixfjord
    Site Banned Posts: 5,346 ✭✭✭wixfjord


    Bryan sounds like a great guy.


  • #4
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,247 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Moved from After Hours.


  • #5
    samhail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭samhail


    he isnt 13 is he.


  • #6
    projectmayhem
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,421 ✭✭✭projectmayhem


    bash?


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  • #7
    Chong
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,681 ✭✭✭Chong


    projectmayhem wrote: »
    bash?
    Yup, didnt want post link as it contained swearing.


  • #8
    Dean820
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,099 ✭✭✭Dean820


    This fella should get a right beating for doing this. Lightweight moron.


  • #9
    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Some people enjoty that sort of thing....


  • #10
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    and this one time at band camp.....


  • #11
    InkSlinger67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    Be fair folks. This is fairly funny! For a laugh, loike! (considering time of day/week/year) :pac:


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  • #12
    banquo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,487 ✭✭✭banquo


    Meh, I thought it was pretty good.


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