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the priest and the rabbi

  • 03-01-2009 03:01PM
    #1
    Turncoat
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    A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other.

    Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car. After the purchase, they drove it home and parked in on the street between their establishments. A few minutes later, the rabbi looked out and saw the priest sprinkling water on their new car. It didn't need a wash, so he ran out and asked the priest what he was doing.

    "I'm blessing it," the priest replied.

    The rabbi considered this a moment, then said, "Oh," and ran back inside the synagogue. He reappeared a moment later with a hacksaw, ran to the back of the car and cut off the last two inches of the tailpipe


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