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Sexual relations with a member of the undead

  • 03-01-2009 12:17AM
    #1
    InTranceWeTrust
    Closed Accounts Posts: 134 ✭✭


    My girlfriend was on holidays in Sligo and got bitten in the leg by one of the locals. Last night she completed the transformation and I've got her chained to the bed for my safety.
    I'm unsure what to do with her. Despite the obvious zombie characteristics (white eyes, really smelly fanny, slightly lowered IQ) she still looks good enough.

    I'm thinking I could get another shag or two out of her before I put her down. Exactly how dangerous is this? Can I catch her zombAIDS? Even if I wear a condom? What if I only ride her up the bum?

    Heading to pub now.
    Thanks.


Comments

  • #2
    papu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,356 ✭✭✭papu


    are you sure your not coming back?

    it would be dangerous..
    kill it with fire before it spreads , my shelters not built yet


  • #3
    eVeNtInE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭eVeNtInE


    This post has been deleted.


  • #4
    Nerin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    Stupid naughty threads get bans and infractions.

    *throws corpse into shredder/incinerator*


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