Mrs De Jesus

drunkmonkey

A Portuguese woman thought to be the world’s oldest living person died just after the breakfast today aged 115.

What way would you like to go out?

if i'd the choice I'd go down like billy the kid...:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahZHVBC89aM

tba

drunkmonkey wrote: »

A Portuguese woman thought to be the world’s oldest living person died just after breakfast

Damn, what did she eat?

Was it a nice breakfast at least?

I want to die during sex. So I can come and go at the same time.

galwayrush

Deleted User wrote: »

Was it a nice breakfast at least?

I want to die during sex. So I can come and go at the same time.

That will require extremely precise timing.:p

drunkmonkey

tba wrote: »

Damn, what did she eat?

by all accounts it was a wham bar......

Karoma

tba wrote: »

Damn, what did she eat?

I'd personally avoid All Bran. I've heard of so many old people dying within hours of eating it...


Uh, on-topic, um, like grandpa - nice and calm, in his sleep. (Unlike my cousins who were in his car at the time)

Sharpshooter

Karoma wrote: »

I'd personally avoid All Bran. I've heard of so many old people dying within hours of eating it...

Dying for what , pray tell?:D

I wouldn't want to live that long , or waste my living moments thinking of how I'd like to go.

Bijoux

i'd like to go with an adrenaline rush....preferably skydiving or on an epic rollercoaster...

MagicMarker

I'd like a Colombian Necktie.

eVeNtInE

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Bijoux

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you could wear a blindfold?

eVeNtInE

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MagicMarker

Actually, if I could choose any way to die. It would be in space, in a space suit with enough air for a few days and a small water supply via a straw in the helmut...

I'd just float in space admiring the universe until I ran out of oxygen and gently fall asleep, floating throughout space for all eternity.

Shot by my 30 year old wife at the age of 97 after she finds me in bed with two hot 17 year old twins.:cool:

Bijoux

eVeNtInE wrote: »

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Meh, dying isnt supposed to be something you look forward to.
I'd rather go like that than in a long, drawn-out sort of way.

Kold

Deleted User wrote: »

Was it a nice breakfast at least?

I want to die during sex. So I can come and go at the same time.

Wait so this is fine but a thread about it isn't? *sulks*

Sharpshooter

Kold wrote: »

Wait so this is fine but a thread about it isn't? *sulks*

Aw.........

Different strokes , for different folks.:)

javaboy

It works on so many levels. :d

Toto Wolfcastle

Jesus is dead? And female?

Wait...what?

John Travolta's son died too.

javaboy

janeybabe wrote: »

Jesus is dead? And female?

Wait...what?

Didn't you read the Da Vinci Code?

turns out they were all chicks

Toto Wolfcastle

javaboy wrote: »

Didn't you read the Da Vinci Code?

turns out they were all chicks

Oh right yeah. Makes sense.

javaboy

javaboy wrote: »

Didn't you read the Da Vinci Code?

turns out they were all chicks

Who lezzed out.

javaboy

Yer wan Mary Macarena and one of the cameo apostles.

Toto Wolfcastle

javaboy wrote: »

Yer wan Mary Macarena and one of the cameo apostles.

Ah good auld Mary Macarana. She was Margaret le Coocaracha's sister right?

javaboy

Nope you must be confused. Mary Macarena was an only child. A one hit wonder you might say.

Toto Wolfcastle

javaboy wrote: »

Nope you must be confused. Mary Macarena was an only child. A one hit wonder you might say.

A one hit wonder indeed, but one that lives on in our minds.

And at weddings. Very much so at weddings.