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How many bans will be awarded tonight?

Berty · 2008-12-31 22:50:44

As the thread title says, How many bans do you think the mods will hand out tonight considering the amount of alcyhol people have inside them right now? I must admit my brain is trying to get my to respond to threads with controversial stuff so this thread itself is a way to tell the mods to go easy on me. Lets just agree…

31-12-2008 10:50PM

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As the thread title says,

How many bans do you think the mods will hand out tonight considering the amount of alcyhol people have inside them right now?

I must admit my brain is trying to get my to respond to threads with controversial stuff so this thread itself is a way to tell the mods to go easy on me.

Lets just agree that the forum charter means absolutely feck all tonight.

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#2 31-12-2008 10:56PM

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Berty banned from motors until next year

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#3 31-12-2008 11:02PM

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Berty wrote: »

As the thread title says,

How many bans do you think the mods will hand out tonight considering the amount of alcyhol people have inside them right now?

I must admit my brain is trying to get my to respond to threads with controversial stuff so this thread itself is a way to tell the mods to go easy on me.

Lets just agree that the forum charter means absolutely feck all tonight.

It's tomorrow i'd be worried about... when the mods alcohol happy shades come off. I reccomend buying lube...lots of lube...if you're in the mood for divilmint

Ryan tubby just said it's the last year of the noughties... so your allowed to be naughty... just blame him

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#4 31-12-2008 11:03PM

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peasant wrote: »

Berty banned from motors until next year

Boo-Urns

I saw your name first peasant and I thought you had locked it down as a defence to the other mods. :mad:

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#5 31-12-2008 11:04PM

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themadchef wrote: »

Ryan tubby just said it's the last year of the noughties... so your allowed to be naughty... just blame him

The GF just made me switch over to it(yes under the thumb= quiet life) and I looked at him and thought.

Is he not the most boring person to bring us into the new year especially some stuck up magician? :mad:

Another BOO-URNS!

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#6 31-12-2008 11:07PM

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well BERTY you are totally banned already because you made a mockery of the tax returns last year and you done a skippy on the mahon tribuneral. and now you have advocated gas prices to go down which is good but you still need to be banned .and you haven.t sorted out that 10,000 euro + 5,600 pound to congres you owe me .but other than that you are banned. now i'll probably get banned for talking ****. 2008 is gone and i hope it never comes back at least until they make a time machine . now whese that whiskey gone...

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#7 31-12-2008 11:07PM

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Berty: Banned from the Ryan Tubridy Forum

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#8 31-12-2008 11:09PM

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Berty wrote: »

The GF just made me switch over to it(yes under the thumb= quiet life) and I looked at him and thought.

Is he not the most boring person to bring us into the new year especially some stuck up magician? :mad:

Another BOO-URNS!

Just turned him on - remembered that its pre-recorded and turned the sucker off again.
BBC and RTE - what do they give the paying (and non-paying) public as part of late night new years celebrations?
Boring lottery draws! Is this the best they can do? Obvious so! :mad:
Also God forbid new year celebrations came between peoples gambling habits!

I'm sorry but I'm entering 2009 totally depressed, honestly.

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#9 31-12-2008 11:09PM

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zenno wrote: »

well BERTY you are totally banned already because you made a mockery of the tax returns last year and you done a skippy on the mahon tribuneral. and now you have advocated gas prices to go down which is good but you still need to be banned .and you haven.t sorted out that 10,000 euro + 5,600 pound to congres you owe me .but other than that you are banned. now i'll probably get banned for talking ****. 2008 is gone and i hope it never comes back at least until they make a time machine . now whese that whiskey gone...

Im Berty(Bertie) Bassett because in around 1997 my friends decided I had a round head. I certainly was not floating around the UK collecting briefcases for some fool who could not hold herself together in a tribunal.

Dont open that box of frogs before the legal forum sniffs this out.

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#10 31-12-2008 11:11PM

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Biggins wrote: »

BBC and RTE - what do they give the paying (and non-paying) public?

Look at our O'Irish man Graham Norton on British Tv wearing his Union Jack glittery jacket asking all British people to join him in picking the "UK's" Eurovision song.

Off topic results in ban

But dont ban me of course.

Damn Zelta

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#11 31-12-2008 11:13PM

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Oh man, Im so regretting not being drunk tonight and being online! Soberiety officially kicks in tommorow!

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#12 31-12-2008 11:13PM

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Berty wrote: »

Im Berty(Bertie) Bassett because in around 1997 my friends decided I had a round head. I certainly was not floating around the UK collecting briefcases for some fool who could not hold herself together in a tribunal.

Dont open that box of frogs before the legal forum sniffs this out.

o0ps ummm ok. tought you were the real thing but no worries hehe

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#13 31-12-2008 11:23PM

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Actually I think I remember reading that RTE is live, not pre recorded for NYE this year.

Not sure though.

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#14 31-12-2008 11:26PM

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I dont know whether to be happy or not.

Is Leo Sayer a good spend on your TV license fee?

I thought he was going to tongue the auld wan! :eek:

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#15 31-12-2008 11:26PM

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Peared wrote: »

Actually I think I remember reading that RTE is live, not pre recorded for NYE this year.

Not sure though.

If so that would be a first because it was discovered that in previous years, it was recorded in the afternoon around the 22nd/23rd of December.

Either way, Titbury is as boring as listening to Val Donegan singingin his rocking chair (ask yore ma who he is).

Can we ban his boring ass?

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#16 31-12-2008 11:29PM

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Forum bans for some, sitebans for others. \o/

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#17 31-12-2008 11:31PM

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Ruu wrote: »

Forum bans for some, sitebans for others. \o/

Who do you think you are trying to bring it back on topic?

Like Tubridy just said. There is one for everyone in the audience.

BANS FOR ALL

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#18 31-12-2008 11:44PM

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floydsbarber siteban #1

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#19 31-12-2008 11:48PM

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Macros42 wrote: »

floydsbarber siteban #1

Who Mr Circumvent?

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#20 31-12-2008 11:49PM

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You are still here Berty:D

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#21 31-12-2008 11:49PM

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Berty wrote: »

BANS FOR ALL

:eek:

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#22 31-12-2008 11:50PM

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Saibh wrote: »

You are still here Berty:D

On way to kitchen to get the Cava from the fridge?

Are you hoping that I have been banned? :mad:

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#23 31-12-2008 11:52PM

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No - only joking

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#24 31-12-2008 11:56PM

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Saibh wrote: »

No - only joking

Have my glass of champers, cheers to you and all. :D:D:D

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#25 31-12-2008 11:57PM

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Cheers Berty and Happy New Year to all on Boards

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#26 01-01-2009 12:42AM

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One sure way to get banned is to say "Yor ma"................ah crap.........

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#27 01-01-2009 12:44AM

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tony 2 tone wrote: »

One sure way to get banned is to say "Yor ma"................ah crap.........

JEHOVA JEHOVA JEHOVA*

*hopfeully somebody will notice the monty python this time

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#28 01-01-2009 01:05AM

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Hey mods. How many were banned if any?

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#29 01-01-2009 03:50AM

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No ban? Emmm, Macbeth...........and I hate the Mustard forum!

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#30 01-01-2009 03:54AM

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From AH?

2009-01-01, 1:56 am After Hours Karoma floydsbarber Permanent
2009-01-01, 12:29 am After Hours Karoma Varkov Permanent

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#31 01-01-2009 03:59AM

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If i could be banned for being an absolute retard and sending the wrong text to the wrong person I'd get a fecking award. I'm pretty much ****ed!

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#32 01-01-2009 05:21AM

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Kiera wrote: »

If i could be banned for being an absolute retard and sending the wrong text to the wrong person I'd get a fecking award. I'm pretty much ****ed!

Sounds like a story, do tell! :pac:

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#33 01-01-2009 05:26AM

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Berty wrote: »

I must admit my brain is trying to get my to respond to threads with controversial stuff

go over to politics, and we'll see you back here in a few minutes

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#34 01-01-2009 05:30AM

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Kiera wrote: »

If i could be banned for being an absolute retard and sending the wrong text to the wrong person I'd get a fecking award. I'm pretty much ****ed!

Applause!!

And/or commiserations...

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#35 01-01-2009 05:55AM

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Why would you ban butt sex?
I know thats not here but just a general wonderment

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#36 01-01-2009 06:15AM

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sdonn_1 wrote: »

Sounds like a story, do tell! :pac:

No story. I'm fucked.

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#37 01-01-2009 06:21AM

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Kiera wrote: »

No story. I'm fucked.

If you need to worry about something you unjustifiably shouldnt be doing in the first place then you deserve whatever hassle comes your way.

Then again it depends on whether you're messing with an individual or an institution.

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#38 01-01-2009 07:25AM

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BravoSierra wrote: »

If you need to worry about something you unjustifiably shouldnt be doing in the first place then you deserve whatever hassle comes your way.

Then again it depends on whether you're messing with an individual or an institution.

Shut up! If i had a stupid stick not only would i hit myself with it but i'd belt the fuck out of you for that silly remark!

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#39 01-01-2009 10:44AM

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Behave. ¬_¬

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