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Jewish Divorce

Hagar · 2008-12-31 19:03:46

A New York judge is presiding over the divorce proceedings of a Jewish couple. When the final papers have been signed and the divorce is complete the woman thanks the judge and says, "Now I have to arrange for a Ghet." The judge inquires what she means by a Ghet. So the woman explains that a Ghet is a religious ceremony…

31-12-2008 7:03pm

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A New York judge is presiding over the divorce proceedings of a Jewish couple.

When the final papers have been signed and the divorce is complete the woman thanks the judge and says, "Now I have to arrange for a Ghet."

The judge inquires what she means by a Ghet. So the woman explains that a Ghet is a religious ceremony required under the Jewish religion in order to receive a divorce recognized by the Jewish faith.

The judge says, "You mean a religious ceremony like a Bris?"

She replies, "Yes, very similar, only in this case you get rid of the entire prick."

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#2 01-01-2009 5:32am

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Nice one Hagar!

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