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Ass · 2008-12-30 14:33:48

Never give a taxi driver money if you're not actually in the taxi. I had no money last night. Legged it into the house to grab some cash, came back out, gave him a €50. He then winds up his window and drives off. I didn't get his name or taxi number, stupidly. He was Irish by the way. : (

30-12-2008 2:33pm

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Never give a taxi driver money if you're not actually in the taxi. I had no money last night. Legged it into the house to grab some cash, came back out, gave him a €50. He then winds up his window and drives off.

I didn't get his name or taxi number, stupidly. He was Irish by the way.

: (

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#2 30-12-2008 2:34pm

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ugh, another taxi driver thread.

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#3 30-12-2008 2:44pm

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Amazing that it never occurred to you to note the big Numbers on the plate in plain view on his roof as you drove off.

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#4 30-12-2008 2:45pm

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What? Why did you reply to your own post?

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#5 30-12-2008 2:45pm

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Ass Face wrote: »

ugh, another taxi driver thread.

Were you supposed to sign into your second troll account for that post?

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#6 30-12-2008 2:48pm

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Lol busted!

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#7 30-12-2008 2:49pm

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Cuddlesworth wrote: »

Amazing that it never occurred to you to note the big Numbers on the plate in plain view on his roof as you drove off.

I was in no state to be looking at big numbers on plain view.

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#8 30-12-2008 2:50pm

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Ass Face wrote: »

Never give a taxi driver money if you're not actually in the taxi. I had no money last night. Legged it into the house to grab some cash, came back out, gave him a €50. He then winds up his window and drives off.

I didn't get his name or taxi number, stupidly. He was Irish by the way.

: (

Ass Face wrote: »

ugh, another taxi driver thread.

Cuddlesworth wrote: »

Were you supposed to sign into your second troll account for that post?

I GuanYin wrote: »

Lol busted!

Ban his ass

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#9 30-12-2008 2:59pm

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Ass Face wrote: »

Never give a taxi driver money if you're not actually in the taxi. I had no money last night. Legged it into the house to grab some cash, came back out, gave him a €50. He then winds up his window and drives off.

I didn't get his name or taxi number, stupidly. He was Irish by the way.

: (

Ass Face wrote: »

ugh, another taxi driver thread.

I Lol'd
/ shouldn't have , but I did.

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#10 30-12-2008 3:04pm

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In the words of our famous hero Homer...

"DOH!!!"

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#11 30-12-2008 3:06pm

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jackncoke wrote: »

Ban his ass

Yeah, anyone who replies to their own thread should be banned. Get a grip ffs

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#12 30-12-2008 3:16pm

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Maybe you shouldn't pretend your ass is your face and he wouldn't of drove off.

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#13 30-12-2008 3:18pm

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Ass Face wrote: »

I was in no state to be looking at big numbers on plain view.

So how do you know you didn't just give him a 20?

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#14 30-12-2008 3:20pm

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Please sticky this thread. My boss just shot me a look for laughing out loud. OP you silly moo :P

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#15 30-12-2008 3:20pm

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Ass Face wrote: »

I was in no state to be looking at big numbers on plain view.

Shock and Horror here. Shock and Horror. Won't somebody think of the children etc....

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#16 30-12-2008 3:20pm

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The taxi driver stealing your money was prevenge. He knew you'd start this thread and then reply to it like a knuckle head.

It's your own fault!

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#17 30-12-2008 3:25pm

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Ass Face wrote: »

Never give a taxi driver money if you're not actually in the taxi. I had no money last night. Legged it into the house to grab some cash, came back out, gave him a €50. He then winds up his window and drives off.

Dude, it's only your fault you didn't get laid last night for not inviting him into your house. Don't worry about it though, we can't all be players.

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#18 30-12-2008 3:26pm

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I think the OP owes us an explanation.
I for one am looking forward to it.:pac:

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#19 30-12-2008 3:30pm

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I think the OP was just being sarcastic with that post. Then again, he could really have just been that sad.

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#20 30-12-2008 3:30pm

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sharpshooterH wrote: »

I think the OP owes us an explanation.
I for one am looking forward to it.:pac:

You registered the same day he did.

And the plot thickens...

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#21 30-12-2008 3:31pm

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Hahaha, brilliant !

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#22 30-12-2008 3:35pm

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Brayson Defeated Whey wrote: »

You registered the same day he did.

And the plot thickens...

I think sharpshooterH, you should begin with that explanation first

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#23 30-12-2008 3:50pm

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Cuddlesworth wrote: »

Amazing that it never occurred to you to note the big Numbers on the plate in plain view on his roof as you drove off.

Indeed the thick does plotten.
You didn't drive anywhere - he did!:rolleyes:

Genealogy Forum Mod

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#24 30-12-2008 4:05pm

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Hermy wrote: »

Indeed the thick does plotten.
You didn't drive anywhere - he did!:rolleyes:

Your one of them, aren't you?

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#25 30-12-2008 4:05pm

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Anyone else think AH has gotten a bit freaky over the last few days? /raised brow

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#26 30-12-2008 4:07pm

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Cuddlesworth wrote: »

Your one of them, aren't you?

Maybe...:o

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#27 30-12-2008 4:09pm

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Daddio wrote: »

Anyone else think AH has gotten a bit freaky over the last few days? /raised brow

Explain freaky?

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#28 30-12-2008 4:13pm

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Kiera wrote: »

Explain freaky?

On the front page:
Are you an alcoholic?
I just got laid!
In bed... Socks on or off?
Is this attempted murder?
And this unfolding detective novel worthy of Paul Auster himself.
etc etc

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#29 30-12-2008 4:15pm

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Looks like it's just me and you online today AssFace.

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#30 30-12-2008 4:17pm

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Brayson Defeated Whey wrote: »

You registered the same day he did.

And the plot thickens...

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I think sharpshooterH, you should begin with that explanation first

Ask the Caped Crusader , he has all the answers.

Or his Alter ego , Brayson Defeated Whey.

/ Taxi..

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Daddio wrote: »

On the front page:
Are you an alcoholic?
I just got laid!
In bed... Socks on or off?
Is this attempted murder?
And this unfolding detective novel worthy of Paul Auster himself.
etc etc

Looks like a normal day in AH to me?

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#32 30-12-2008 4:23pm

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I for one am not asking a user with a name like "Ass face" to explain sh1t to me

He prob just felt it would get a "not another taxi thread" response, but forgot to add it to his orignal post.

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#33 30-12-2008 4:41pm

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themadchef wrote: »

I for one am not asking a user with a name like "Ass face" to explain sh1t to me

He prob just felt it would get a "not another taxi thread" response, but forgot to add it to his orignal post.

You must know he will try to use that explanation now.
/ doesn't hold water though , all he had to do was Edit his opening post.

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#34 30-12-2008 5:01pm

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I am way too sober for this thread,

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#35 30-12-2008 5:02pm

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galwayrush wrote: »

I am way too sober for this thread,

..or too sane.

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#36 30-12-2008 5:04pm

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Biggins wrote: »

..or too sane.

Think i'll give it another chance when i'm pissed later, just in case......i'd hate to miss something.

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#37 30-12-2008 5:25pm

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galwayrush wrote: »

Think i'll give it another chance when i'm pissed later, just in case......i'd hate to miss something.

\Looks down!

Yeah its going to take a while for things to get going here. Think I'll eat some cake to pass the time.

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#38 30-12-2008 5:28pm

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Cuddlesworth wrote: »

\Looks down!

Yeah its going to take a while for things to get going here. Think I'll eat some cake to pass the time.

Viagra flavoured cake by any chance?

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#39 30-12-2008 5:33pm

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sharpshooterH wrote: »

/ doesn't hold water though , all he had to do was Edit his opening post.

This is the guy who watched the taxi driver drive away with his money... i'm thinking "edit post" might be outside his grasp.. like the €50 is now

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#40 30-12-2008 5:39pm

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themadchef wrote: »

This is the guy who watched the taxi driver drive away with his money... i'm thinking "edit post" might be outside his grasp.. like the €50 is now

Quite correct , when you remember he also replied to his OP , giving out about his OP.:D

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#41 30-12-2008 8:17pm

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sharpshooterH wrote: »

Quite correct , when you remember he also replied to his OP , giving out about his OP.:D

The poor thing. I bet he feels very silly

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Kiera wrote: »

Please sticky this thread. My boss just shot me a look for laughing out loud. OP you silly moo :P

I thought I was the only sillymoo

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#43 30-12-2008 8:37pm

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Maybe if the taximan was black he wouldve returned it to the Garda station. Damn Irish Taximen...

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#44 30-12-2008 8:48pm

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Maybe if the taximan was black he wouldve returned it to the Garda station. Damn Irish Taximen...

Yes those robbing bastids!:pac:

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#45 31-12-2008 1:30pm

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I thought I was the only sillymoo

Im afraid not.
But thou are the one true sillymoo

ooooooo rhymey:pac:

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#46 31-12-2008 1:37pm

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I'd love to turn off/lock the internet until tomorrow, making this the last and funniest post/face plant thread of 2008.

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#47 31-12-2008 11:44pm

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What asshattery. Should be stickied!

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#48 01-01-2009 10:05pm

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I proper lol'd.

Let him and his friend stay and give them their own forum.

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#49 01-01-2009 10:08pm

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IvaBigWun wrote: »

I proper lol'd.

Let him and his friend stay and give them their own forum.

Why don't you both just ask for it?

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#50 01-01-2009 10:20pm

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sharpshooterH wrote: »

Why don't you both just ask for it?

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#51 01-01-2009 11:15pm

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Maybe the OP is schizophrenic??

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