Putting your foot in it

Senna

Heard this today, friend of mine was going to propose to his girlfriend on xmas day. The g/f's sister knew about it as she had helped pick out the ring, so on xmas morning he was telling the sister that he'd take her for a walk down to the beach, before dinner and propose.
So they set off down the road but they run into neighbours who join them on their walk, nothing he could say to stop them coming, so he didn't propose. As they return the sister comes running to the door and shouts 'congratulations' as they walk in, the fella throws her a dirty look and she gets the message, but the g/f already knows what going on.
Needless to say his plans were ruined and the sister got a mouthful.



Any other story's of putting your foot in it?

Terry

Asked a girl I went to school with when she was due.

She wasn't pregnant.

She wasn't even what you would call fat.

She just looked a bit pregnant in my drunken state.

FunkZ

<3BeingIN6th wrote: »

Asked a girl I went to school with when she was due.

She wasn't pregnant.

She wasn't even what you would call fat.

She just looked a bit pregnant in my drunken state.

It took me till this post to realise you're Terry!

There ya go, I'm an idiot

dSTAR

<3BeingIN6th wrote: »

Asked a girl I went to school with when she was due.

She wasn't pregnant.

She wasn't even what you would call fat.

She just looked a bit pregnant in my drunken state.

I said the same thing to some friend of a friend one night in the pub.

She ripped into me and I came off feeling like a complete doofus.

Had I asked her if she heard about WeightWatchers I may have gotten a better response!

Terry

FunkZ wrote: »

It took me till this post to realise you're Terry!

There ya go, I'm an idiot

I thought for a second that you were Nicola.

Anyway, sorry again Nicola.

I wouldn't mind, but she's really good looking.
Stupid drink.

ShaneU

<3BeingIN6th wrote: »

Asked a girl I went to school with when she was due.

She wasn't pregnant.

She wasn't even what you would call fat.

She just looked a bit pregnant in my drunken state.

Even worse when you mistake someone for someone else who was recently pregnant and ask them how the baby is...

phenomenon

Senna wrote: »

Any other story's of putting your foot in it?

I put my foot in dog shít once. Not on purpose though.

The Bollox

Senna wrote: »

Any other story's of putting your foot in it?

yeah, but she didn't enjoy it as much as I thought she would

Red Hand

Senna wrote: »

Any other story's of putting your foot in it?

Well, there was this one time when I got out of bed one morning, very sleepy and confused. Made my way to the bathroom. Showered, dried myself off, and went back to my room. Got a sock from the drawer, and put my foot in it...

FunkZ

<3BeingIN6th wrote: »

I thought for a second that you were Nicola.

Anyway, sorry again Nicola.

I wouldn't mind, but she's really good looking.
Stupid drink.

Ehhh... no idea what ta say!!

Terry

FunkZ wrote: »

Ehhh... no idea what ta say!!

I read your post and thought '****, is that Nicola?' Oh, wait. I'm on boards. It's not her.'

The name change and all that.

Oswald Osbourne

Nope. I read Glengarry Glen Ross at a young age and realised you never open your fucking mouth until you know what the fuking angle is. Fuck you!

Local-womanizer

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

Well, there was this one time when I got out of bed one morning, very sleepy and confused. Made my way to the bathroom. Showered, dried myself off, and went back to my room. Got a sock from the drawer, and put my foot in it...

You only wear one sock

pseudonym1

Loads of times
Sitting in my exs mates kitchen for tea and asked how were plans for wedding going? Only to be told we broke up - Oh walked in I insisted it was a joke .. It wasn't.

S*Electro

witout thinking i said to a group of kids in front of parents to be good and sleep early as mammy and daddy have to leave out their santa presents. Got an ear and a half ful for that.

Crackerspray

I turned to a friend of a friend a few years back during a discussion on what our parents do for a living and asked what his dad works at... his dad had just died!:eek:

*Que awkward silence*

I made my friend laugh at her mothers funeral.
They are creating hell especially to house me.

Terry

Crackerspray wrote: »

I turned to a friend of a friend a few years back during a discussion on what our parents do for a living and asked what his dad works at... his dad had just died!:eek:

*Que awkward silence*

Did that.
"How's your Da? I heard he was in an accident a while back."
He died instantly.
"Shít. Oh yeah. Sorry about that."

Moonbaby wrote: »

I made my friend laugh at her mothers funeral.
They are creating hell especially to house me.

Similar one to that too.

A friend's child died shortly after being born.
We weree staning outside the graveyard and one of the lads said something funny about his ex.
We all cracked up laughing.
This carried on during the burial.

It got so bad that we all had to move away from each other in order to stop ourselves laughing.

Steve

Senna wrote: »

Needless to say his plans were ruined and the sister got a mouthful.

He didn't deserve to get married if he was doing the sister as well...:eek::D

Duiske

<3BeingIN6th wrote: »

A friend's child died shortly after being born.
We weree staning outside the graveyard and one of the lads said something funny about his ex.
We all cracked up laughing.
This carried on during the burial.

It got so bad that we all had to move away from each other in order to stop ourselves laughing.

Thank god other people have done this. I have 3 rules when going to funerals. 1. Never sit beside a friend. 2. Sit in an aisle seat as close to an exit as possible. 3. Never sit behind an old person, because the first sign of a fart, snort or creak and thats me done.

Only happens at funerals

Donny5

Duiske wrote: »

Thank god other people have done this. I have 3 rules when going to funerals. 1. Never sit beside a friend. 2. Sit in an aisle seat as close to an exit as possible. 3. Never sit behind an old person, because the first sign of a fart, snort or creak and thats me done.

Only happens at funerals

Funerals are ****ing hilarious, mate. Ever see a gravedigger falling into a grave?

Zwillinge

Mine doesn't involve a funeral, thankfully.

For my 21st, my boyfriend had a surprise trip to London planned, the whole weekend sorted, I had no idea we were going there.

So I was in the car with my Dad a few days before my birthday surprise and
he said: "When are you going to London with himself again?"
Me: "Huh!? I'm not going anywhere?"
Dad: "For your birthday?"
Me: "I'm goin to London for my birthday? :D:D"
Dad: "No, I didn't say that, forget we had this conversation"

I acted surprised all the same :pac:

lovemypinkhat

Thankfully, it wasn't me who did it but a friend was flying to London with her brother and sister and they sat in the emergency exit seat. Next thing the air hostess comes up, first of all tells my friend's sister that under eighteens can't sit there ("I'm 23!") and tells my friend pregnant ladies can't sit there either...which she wasn't! :eek:

KTRIC

Once told a couple lads at a party that I thought iPods are gay and wouldn't been seen dead with one. Turned out the lads were gay :rolleyes:

Felt like a right F*cking tool

Donny5

KTRIC wrote: »

Once told a couple lads at a party that I thought iPods are gay and wouldn't been seen dead with one. Turned out the lads were gay :rolleyes:

Felt like a right F*cking tool

They didn't like iPods?

Biggins

KTRIC wrote: »

Once told a couple lads at a party that I thought iPods are gay and wouldn't been seen dead with one. Turned out the lads were gay :rolleyes:

Felt like a right F*cking tool

Why so? You were close to the mark in your comment! :pac: