Oh....I hate January !

Morrisseeee

There's nothing but bills: Credit card maxed out, car insurance, house insurance, car tax, oil bill, ESB bill, bin bill, etc. Pls help, I need some cash flow ! There's no money in the banks to rob them, what's a man to do in these dire circumstances ?

mikemac

Sell a kidney

Mrs_Doyle

Morrisseeee wrote: »

There's nothing but bills: Credit card maxed out, car insurance, house insurance, car tax, oil bill, ESB bill, bin bill, etc. Pls help, I need some cash flow ! There's no money in the banks to rob them, what's a man to do in these dire circumstances ?

Ah just realise that your not on your own, best part of the population is in the same boat.
Don't let it get to ya, have a bit of fun going back to your student days and start living on beans, toast and cider:D

mike65

Lidl price busters!

AnonoBoy

Morrisseeee wrote: »

There's nothing but bills: Credit card maxed out, car insurance, house insurance, car tax, oil bill, ESB bill, bin bill, etc. Pls help, I need some cash flow ! There's no money in the banks to rob them, what's a man to do in these dire circumstances ?

Sell yourself on street corners.

Ho Ho Ho.

towel401

i hate how everything is a bit more expensive in january 'cause the guy next door is pushing up the prices too.

InkSlinger67

I've gathered a few select investors who are interested in making a porn biography of the life of The Smith's singer Morrissey. If you look anything like the real deal I think we might be able to help you out with those mounting debts by mounting a Johnny Marr look-a-like.

Interested? :pac: <====8

AnonoBoy

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

I've gathered a few select investors who are interested in making a porn biography of the life of The Smith's singer Morrissey. If you look anything like the real deal I think we might be able to help you out with those mounting debts by mounting a Johnny Marr look-a-like.

Interested? :pac: <====8

What's the name of this Porn Biopic going to be then?

This Rimming Man?

dlofnep

It's still December here in good old Waterford..

InkSlinger67

AnonoBoy wrote: »

What's the name of this Porn Biopic going to be then?

This Rimming Man?

Haven't settled on anything yet but "Boy with a Thorn in His Ass" has been suggested

Morrisseeee

mounting debts

oh, I'd mount anything, even yore m....etc etc etc !

ciano1

Sell Blood and Semen

Do it like some business and sell your life for cheap, on condition that the buyer takes your debts on too.

Kinetic^

Morrisseeee wrote: »

what's a man to do in these dire circumstances ?

Live within your means, life won't be as depressing then.

Wurly

Shut upppppp!!!!!!

It's the 27th of December. 4.5 days left.

You have 31 days in January to moan!:rolleyes:
:P

Morrisseeee

You have 31 days in January to moan!

Well no......I've 31 days in December to moan, and then in January its either pay up or shut up !

Live within your means

I'm living well within my means, my means isn't very exotic or expensive if you know what I means, its just all bills pile up in January !

I'm not overly worried about it, just lookin for some good humoured banter on how to pay for it !

jester77

hmm, strange... I never seem to have these issues.... but maybe that's because I have something called common sense where I only spend what I can afford. You should try it, it's great!

DenMan

Bury your credit card in the garden for about 6 months and convert to solar power. Better still move to France for nuclear power. Also lowest levels of carbon dioxide.

See if you can combine your bills into one payment, hopefully this will save you some money and ease the cash flow problems.

niceirishfella

Ok, I'm going to say it..................to save on bills, food and all other expences, go and stay with YOUR MA!

Wertz

I hate january too...but only because it's my b'day in that month.

How in the hell do you manage to have all your bills falling at one time? Since your insurance and motor tax are due I can only assume you're one of the lemmings that bought new in january for that shiny new reg plate...pretty hard to sympathise.
I can empathise with your CC bill though...mines going to make a thud when it hits the doormat.

BaconZombie

OP, Learn howto budget ffs.

Why did you max out your creadit cards when you know you had alot of bills to pay.....

Morrisseeee wrote: »

There's nothing but bills: Credit card maxed out, car insurance, house insurance, car tax, oil bill, ESB bill, bin bill, etc. Pls help, I need some cash flow ! There's no money in the banks to rob them, what's a man to do in these dire circumstances ?

niceirishfella

BOFH_139 wrote: »

OP, Learn howto budget ffs.

Why did you max out your creadit cards when you know you had alot of bills to pay.....

Hey BOFH, not everyone's a Eddie Hobbs wannabe?
Give the man a break.:rolleyes:

Toiletroll

Its a month of fanny pharts

Morrisseeee

FFS I was just lookin for some humourous/interesting answers, but......AFI

BTW.....I haven't bought a 'shiny new reg-plate'..........ever !! Its just normal run-a-da-mill bills :eek:

Wertz

Morrisseeee wrote: »

BTW.....I haven't bought a 'shiny new reg-plate'..........ever !! Its just normal run-a-da-mill bills :eek:

Okay fair enough...so how come your motor tax and insurance bills are coming in in the same month which is by coincidence, january? Or do you pay quarterly or something?

Húrin

Morrisseeee wrote: »

There's nothing but bills: Credit card maxed out, car insurance, house insurance, car tax, oil bill, ESB bill, bin bill, etc. Pls help, I need some cash flow ! There's no money in the banks to rob them, what's a man to do in these dire circumstances ?

sorry, what exactly compelled you to spend so much money over the past month?

Ckal

January is one of my favorite months.

partyatmygaff

I dont have to pay any bills next month yay


Too bad i didnt get or give anybody presents.

entropi

I love it, my bday that month:D

Piste

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

Haven't settled on anything yet but "Boy with a Thorn in His Ass" has been suggested

Maybe Bigcock Strikes Again?



Irish Blood, English Cock?

Dr. Loon

niceirishfella wrote: »

Ok, I'm going to say it..................to save on bills, food and all other expences, go and stay with YOUR MA!

I fúcking hate you. Can we not have bans for idiots with this yore ma shít? Jesus!

Black Swan

If you were Stateside in So Cal, I could point you to all the bar happy hours, where you can buy one cheap drink and stuff yourself with free hors d'orderves like the rest of us starving students. At least you will be fed, and if you get lucky, then have a place to stay that night? Oops!

craiginireland

Piste wrote: »

Maybe Bigcock Strikes Again



Irish Blood, English Cock?

Heaven knows I'm anal now!

antodeco

Dr. Loon wrote: »

I fúcking hate you. Can we not have bans for idiots with this yore ma shít? Jesus!

That's a bit harsh. Its not like he was talking about yore ma!!

Saibh

The month just seems so long, everything is back to normal - no days off work to look forward to, bills to pay, the house looks bare when the Christmas decorations are taken down.

dr.bollocko

niceirishfella wrote: »

Ok, I'm going to say it..................to save on bills, food and all other expences, go and stay with YOUR MA!

Ooooh. That one is scraping by at the bottom of the barrel.
Let's just say if I wasnt sure you were actually just unwittingly giving out financial advice I would have deleted it and leave it at that with no more references to anybody's ma.

Dr. Loon wrote: »

I fúcking hate you. Can we not have bans for idiots with this yore ma shít? Jesus!

Infracted.

Lump

Maybe don't overspend in Dec!

RichTea

Morrisseeee wrote: »

There's nothing but bills: Credit card maxed out, car insurance, house insurance, car tax, oil bill, ESB bill, bin bill, etc. Pls help, I need some cash flow ! There's no money in the banks to rob them, what's a man to do in these dire circumstances ?

*In Arnie voice* GET OUT while you still can!


Emmigration is the answer to these questions of life.

MizzLolly

My birthday is in January

InkSlinger67

Piste wrote: »

Maybe Bigcock Strikes Again?



Irish Blood, English Cock?

I think we've settled on "Boy with a Thorn in His Ass". Still haven't found a lead actor/stunt cock yet.

We have great plans for the 'Girlfriend in a Coma' scene. Some spectacular pyrotechnics are involved resulting in huge production costs!

Senna

Wertz wrote: »

Okay fair enough...so how come your motor tax and insurance bills are coming in in the same month which is by coincidence, january? Or do you pay quarterly or something?

You know people buy old bangers in January as well.