what do you get out of smoking?

application

iv had a fag or two and they are SICK!
i no im not hooked but wat do ya get out of it

Jesus Wept

Lung cancer.

Sherifu

application wrote: »

iv had a fag or two and they are SICK!
i no im not hooked but wat do ya get out of it

You look cool.

SoWatchaWant

It kinda relieves your nervousness a bit, and it's something to do with your hands.

Arcee

A nasty, phlegmy, aul wans cough. And worse hangovers than non-smokers.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Enlightenment.

The Mad Hatter

Proper spelling.

SoWatchaWant

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Enlightenment.

A true smoker:)

Agent Smith

oral pleasure

Sofaspud

I started because of my job, needed something to do on my breaks! Plus, the fun socialness of smoking areas.

Now I do it when I'm bored, stressed or depressed

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Ah, but that depends on what is being smoked...?

Holsten

It seems today it's quite social to smoke.

Tobacco I get a sick feeling, Marijuana I get a fun feeling.

TGi666

headachs, bad coughs but takes some pressure off you when your having a bad day (cant give up but have cut down 20 last me 3days now instead of 1)

Wurly

Relief from my addiction

Senna

If you have to ask then you just dont understand the apprication and joy thats got from a well deserved cig.
You should try them out, don't listen to people saying you'll get cancer. Come-on there's 4 million people in Ireland and have you even heard for one case of cancer, i think its just an aul wifes tale.

Wurly

Senna wrote: »

Come-on there's 4 million people in Ireland and have you even heard for one case of cancer, i think its just an aul wifes tale.

You're f*cking kidding me, right??

SoWatchaWant

Tri wrote: »

You're f*cking kidding me, right??

No, he ain't. No one ever gets sick from cigarettes, that's a fact. The same way no one ever gets fat from stuffing their fat faces.

madmik

Senna wrote: »

If you have to ask then you just dont understand the apprication and joy thats got from a well deserved cig.
You should try them out, don't listen to people saying you'll get cancer. Come-on there's 4 million people in Ireland and have you even heard for one case of cancer, i think its just an aul wifes tale.

its nice to see such intelligence

4zn76tysfajdxp

He was clearly being sarcastic lads.

OP: I get admiration from my peers.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

I like the feeling of the smoke filling my lungs. I like the taste also. I hate the smell of cigarettes. Pipe tobacco smells nice though.

Don't smoke that much though, not every week not every day. Rather some people close to me didn't smoke at all but meh...

Xavi6

application wrote: »

iv had a fag or two and they are SICK!

Homophobe

Zebra3

You get admired by kids which is great I suppose if you wanna become a bit of a chester.

As a non-smoker though I support smoking in general. Tends to wipe out skangers.

JC 2K3

Cigarettes give a nice, light, stimulant effect.

It should only be an occasional indulgence, however.

Esel

You get out of a fag exactly what you put in, plus some faeces.

Steve

application wrote: »

iv had a fag or two and they are SICK!
i no im not hooked but wat do ya get out of it

Aww, I think it's brave of you to be confident enough with your sexuality to be able to post that in AH..:D

If you're talking about cigarettes on the other hand, it's a bit like asking what do you get out of eating a freshly cooked bacon sandwich? Hard to describe but, both will kill you and both will make you feel great as they do it.

mikemac

More breaks

If you head away for a smoke break nobody thinks anything of it (as long as you're not taking the piss) and your sucker teammates will gladly take your phonecalls :mad:

If you do the same and head away for a cup of coffee or stroll to the shops several times a day, you'll be pulled up on it by the boss

Take up smoking, get more breaks!

Snowie

bad breath, bad teath, bad smelling cloths, bad health, bad lung capacity....

nothing in fact its the most stupid thing ive ever done....

but for some sick demented reason i enjoy it altho ive gone from 20 a day to about 3 one in the morning one after lunch and one at night dont really smoke all that ,much any more...

would love to stop but i enjoy it i guess

Terry

I get the urge to quit.

I GuanYin

I GuanYin wrote: »

Homophobe

Ah but some say "sick" to mean cool. So maybe he's coming out of the closet. And smoking is a metaphor for it.

jester77

They add a nice smoked fragrance to your clothes which is great for clouding BO and as a result you don't need to shower as often which means more time in bed!

Dave!

It's a drug that has pleasant physiological and chemical effects on the body, which I find relaxing and enjoyable.

So mainly that.

Dave! Quick question - in your sig you have a link to "organ donor cards". Out of curiousity, what organs can you not donate because of smoking? Bar the lungs, I'm presuming.

Dave!

Deleted User wrote: »

Dave! Quick question - in your sig you have a link to "organ donor cards". Out of curiousity, what organs can you not donate because of smoking? Bar the lungs, I'm presuming.

Dunno really, presumably they'll check the organs aren't in rag order before giving them to somebody

InkSlinger67

Think I have to quote Bebe from Frasier about this one...

What's so good about smoking?

"Everything. I like the way a fresh, firm pack feels in my hand. I like peeling away that little piece of cellophane and seeing it twinkle in the light. I like coasting that first, sweet cylinder out of it's hiding place and bringing it slowly to my lips. Striking a match. Watching it burst into a perfect, little flame and knowing that soon that flame will be inside me.
I love the first puff, pulling it into my lungs. Little fingers of smoke filling me, caressing me, feeling that warmth penetrate deeper and deeper until I think I'm going to burst then WHOOSH! Watching it flow out of me in a lovely sinuous cloud; no two ever quite the same."

nobodythere

A few minutes of peace and quiet. If I just stood there without a fag people would start asking me questions.

nobodythere

Zebra3 wrote: »

As a non-smoker though I support smoking in general. Tends to wipe out skangers.

Or increase your chances of out-running them

Zebra3

grasshopa wrote: »

Or increase your chances of out-running them

Yeh when one of the fckers is chasing you with a blade.

Another great thing aboiut smoking is the huge tax take on them. Means I have to pay less tax. :cool: