Whats the most stupidly painful thing youve done??

Kirnsy

I just was hammering a nail in there earlier today and missed the nail and hit my finger which has gone a deep shade of purple and swollen beautifully...

pretty sore.and idiotic.

so on this tender subject....whats the sorest stupidest thing youve done to yourself????










other than me ma :rolleyes:

SoWatchaWant

I fell on my chin while skateboarding. Scar is still there, and visible if I face my head upwards.

Arcee

Ouch! Sounds horrible :-)
Well, nothing quite as bad as that, but I did staple my finger once. It went right into the top of my index finger. Couldn't write, fasten shirts, push buttons or anything like that for ages. Don't know what I was thinking!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Pulling out nasal hair.

Kold

Meh not painful but I stupidly accidentally took ketamine the other night... I was very very very drunk and got talking to a guy in the street who seemed fairly sound but he offered me some white powder and I thought it was charlie... which I wouldn't usually accept except I was so drunk. After a coupla snorts he was like "Yeah I was stressed earlier til I scored this ket." I was like "Oh shi-" Pretty funny in retrospect. The cab drive home and the panicked phonecall to a mate from my bed was interesting.

I think it may have been more enjoyable had I been less sloshed. Just glad I didn't soil the bed. Pretty stupid but I have to laugh.

Kinetic^

Kold wrote: »

Meh not painful but I stupidly accidentally took ketamine the other night... I was very very very drunk and got talking to a guy in the street who seemed fairly sound but he offered me some white powder and I thought it was charlie... which I wouldn't usually accept except I was so drunk. After a coupla snorts he was like "Yeah I was stressed earlier til I scored this ket." I was like "Oh shi-" Pretty funny in retrospect. The cab drive home and the panicked phonecall to a mate from my bed was interesting.

I think it may have been more enjoyable had I been less sloshed. Just glad I didn't soil the bed. Pretty stupid but I have to laugh.

That's not painful, it's retarded.

Arcee

Kinetic^ wrote: »

That's not painful, it's retarded.

+1
Just say no dude....

Kold

Kinetic^ wrote: »

That's not painful, it's retarded.

I suppose. I guess you make all your best decisions when hammered. Got to tick ket off the list too. Meh, he took it first and in no way seemed like a junkie so I could tell it was (relatively) safe.

Snowie

i cant really decided from jumping over a mound of durt and breaking my ankle showing of on a moutian bike and damaging my knee and ligament falling into an old tv...

om a good note the defenders of the earth have just built there base... in the volcano

Trinity

Cant remember which was more painful but i'm a clutz and forever sporting cuts and bruises from walking into things.

Fell off a wall and smashed my nose

Stood on a rusty nail

Years ago the Kids were scutting on the back of the cars on icy roads and i decided i didnt wanna do it so was walking home in the ice, slipped and broke my fall with my hand, backwards Fractured in 3 places.

More recently i fell through the decking in the back garden while carrying the rabbits cage, happened to be rusty nails under it so got a nice scar on my leg from that one and nail went through my hand, plus it was only 2 weeks after my c section

I'm sure theres loads more

ecdl07

Was a little drunk.:D So i climbed up on the kitchen table and decided to jump of it;) I jumped backwards and fell on my wrist and broke it!

flushje

Stood on a fresh 2 inch nail, it was in a block of wood. My friends reassuered me ind didnt go through, so I removed my runner and a pool of blood began to squirt violently. Oh well......

stovelid

Jumped from a quite a height onto a big pile of hay when I was a kid.. Landed weirdly and busted my ankle.

Kold wrote: »

Meh not painful but I stupidly accidentally took ketamine the other night... I was very very very drunk and got talking to a guy in the street who seemed fairly sound but he offered me some white powder and I thought it was charlie... which I wouldn't usually accept except I was so drunk. After a coupla snorts he was like "Yeah I was stressed earlier til I scored this ket." I was like "Oh shi-" Pretty funny in retrospect. The cab drive home and the panicked phonecall to a mate from my bed was interesting.

I think it may have been more enjoyable had I been less sloshed. Just glad I didn't soil the bed. Pretty stupid but I have to laugh.

Is your arse sore, by any chance?

winston82

came into work this morning at 9 but didnt get home till half 4 last nite.

antodeco

Got my little finger crushed so the nerve popped out. Was in an accident with 3 skateboares when I was around 7. Back in my 'Drew Barrymore' days!

giggsy664

Pulling the front brake on my bike full force going down a hill.. On purpose.

Whilst running alongside my cousin who was on his new moped, I was parallel to him and i fûcked myself into a goalpost. Painful yet somehow funny.

galwayrush

Misheard the wife and managed to accidently agree that she was getting fat.

Captain Slow IRL

Removing barb-wire while fencing - slipped with the hammer and caught underneath my thumbnail on a piece of barb, lifting half the nail up.

I was nearly puking with the pain:(

Gordon

I forgot to wash my hands after chopping hot chilli peppers before going for a pee.

Azureus

managed to fracture my ankle in two places and break a toe by falling off a wall that was bout three foot both high and wide. embarrassing !
(i tripped, friend tried to grab me, grabbed my ankle and it went snap then landed on my toe funny)

Wurly

Moved back home for 3 months.

*ouch*
:mad:

Frisbee

Pinned my foot to the ground with a pitchfork...

Terry

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Pulling out nasal hair.

Ear hair is worse.

It's a toss up between getting my toe crushed on the back of a tractor mower and the time I decided to jump across a ledge, landed wrong and tore the ligaments in my ankle.

I think the latter.
Just as it healed, I stepped into a grass covered hole while helping my cousin move house and did the same thing to the other ankle.

SimpleSam06

The amateur trebuchet I put together when I was 12 didn't work out well at all, at all.

Dont be at yourself

I bit right through my tongue with my two front teeth when I was little. Couldn't eat anything for aaaaages.

allthedoyles

I drove 15 miles to a hospital after cutting my left hand with a chainsaw by accident .

Important mesage : Always keep both hands on a chainsaw .

Vain

Cut the side of my finger and down the middle with a stanley knife.

Me to you

Being pushed into rusty barbed wire and using the palms of my hands to break my fall, not clever at all. Then panicking when there was rusty barbed wire in the palms of my hand and quickly puling my hand away, ripped the two palms straight open. :eek::eek::eek:

Biggins

Without question, catching my member in a zip when getting on 'gear' rapid.
Feck, it hurt!
I seriously thought, I'd castrated myself.

noel farrell

fell off roof was fortunate to survive it was painfull