so i'm....

Mint Sauce

stuffed from all the food and sweets, but still picking at the turkey remains and the quality streets

no longer fit to drive (if i did drive)

and down at poker

so hows your christmas day going

towel401

i just watched a baby trying to take a **** at the dinner table. then his parents had to take him away because the **** wouldn't come out.

and everyone is sitting there going 'aww, what a bad hoopie-poopie won't come out'

and i'm like wtf? i don't get this whole baby thing

Hagar

I know how the child feels.

orestes

towel401 wrote: »

i just watched a baby trying to take a **** at the dinner table. then his parents had to take him away because the **** wouldn't come out.

and everyone is sitting there going 'aww, what a bad hoopie-poopie won't come out'

and i'm like wtf? i don't get this whole baby thing

That's a bit fukked up, we just had turkey

Tar.Aldarion

towel401 wrote: »

i just watched a baby trying to take a **** at the dinner table. then his parents had to take him away because the **** wouldn't come out.

and everyone is sitting there going 'aww, what a bad hoopie-poopie won't come out'

and i'm like wtf? i don't get this whole baby thing

You made my christmas.

jester77

I've just undone the third button, one more and I can take the pants off!

Darragh29

towel401 wrote: »

i just watched a baby trying to take a **** at the dinner table. then his parents had to take him away because the **** wouldn't come out.

and everyone is sitting there going 'aww, what a bad hoopie-poopie won't come out'

and i'm like wtf? i don't get this whole baby thing

And I thought I had problem's 'cos the After Eights were repeating on me!!! :D:D

beertons

jester77 wrote: »

I've just undone the third button, one more and I can take the pants off!

Lol, we know the feeling man. Had the first selection box devoured by 11. Homm. Just after showing the parentals how to play texas hold 'em. They lost, but were enthusiastic and funny. My mother was trying to tell me that she doesn't want to give away her style, and completely forgets what she's playing. Class. I'll never forget this night

norwegianwood

im stuffed to capacity, beached on the bed in my(very appropriate) hippo pjs, getting ready for a family guy boxset marathon-ooh i just love christmas!

towel401

norwegianwood wrote: »

im stuffed to capacity, beached on the bed in my(very appropriate) hippo pjs, getting ready for a family guy boxset marathon-ooh i just love christmas!

after watching more than a few episodes it loses its meaning and it all starts to look the same

emeraldstar

irish-stew wrote: »

stuffed from all the food and sweets, but still picking at the turkey remains and the quality streets

no longer fit to drive (if i did drive)

and down at poker

so hows your christmas day going

So it's what, cards in one hand, laptop in the other?

Snowie

just ate a huge goose, munched on smoked salmon all day and just ate a hole box of butlers chocklets......

but if your feeling really full have shot yaker mister its a good digestive.....

m@cc@

towel401 wrote: »

i don't get this whole baby thing

Never had the birds and the bees talk then?

Sharpshooter

m@cc@ wrote: »

Never had the birds and the bees talk then?

Don't get into a flap about it , you will kill the buzz of the thread.




/apologies

Aidric

In a word, Turkey. I've been pigging out on its goodness all day long. Time for a shift in tack, I'm thinking Roses and a feed of beer.

eVeNtInE

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Sharpshooter

Dorit or not dorit , that is the question.

/Kill me now , please.........

m@cc@

sharpshooterH wrote: »

Dorit or not dorit , that is the question.

/Kill me now , please.........

That's just corny.

dazberry

I dozed off for a while after dinner, ended up having to go upstairs for a nap, this marks my move into 'ol lad territory

D.

themadchef

Passed out on the couch, (no alcohol) just a long long day, woke up an hour ago.

Waking up with drool on your face after a great sleep, only one way to beat that

giggsy664

sharpshooterH wrote: »

Dorit or not dorit , that is the question.

/Kill me now , please.........

I'll be more than happy to bring you to an assisted suicideclinic, providing you pay the expenses, and its homocide.


Do ya get the pun???

Terry

I have a cold.
The beer isn't working either.

[Jackass]

I just gave birth to Nelson Mandella.

I'm now going to sit back, watch some telly and fall asleep.

I hate to say it, but for a number of reasons, this was the least enjoyable christmas I can remember

Sharpshooter

giggsy664 wrote: »

I'll be more than happy to bring you to an assisted suicideclinic, providing you pay the expenses, and its homocide.


Do ya get the pun???

Try banging your head on your keyboard , isn't that what you normally do when you quote one of my posts ?

tony1kenobi

towel401 wrote: »

i just watched a baby trying to take a **** at the dinner table. then his parents had to take him away because the **** wouldn't come out.

and everyone is sitting there going 'aww, what a bad hoopie-poopie won't come out'

and i'm like wtf? i don't get this whole baby thing

Why didn't you shoot it with a crossbow? Did you not get one for Christmas?

[Jackass] wrote: »

I just gave birth to Nelson Mandella.

I'm now going to sit back, watch some telly and fall asleep.

I hate to say it, but for a number of reasons, this was the least enjoyable christmas I can remember

Maybe you shouldn't have taken so much ecstasy.

emeraldstar

giggsy664 wrote: »

I'll be more than happy to bring you to an assisted suicideclinic, providing you pay the expenses, and its homocide.


Do ya get the pun???

Wasn't amazing to me. I hate growing up and getting "sensible" presents.

I miss the days of getting radio controlled monster trucks, wrestling figures and lots of dinkies.


Nowadays i just get fat(ter).



Although I will admit, in the run up to today, and for today, i didn't feel very Christmassy. This gives me hope for next year.

InkSlinger67

sharpshooterH wrote: »

Don't get into a flap about it , you will kill the buzz of the thread.




/apologies

Booo-urns! This pun went a step too far! :pac:

*Calls ambulance after over exposure to pun-er-ific materials*

ShakeAndBake

Time with the family. Was realy nice. Great day was had.

Now I have my own version of christmas.

Merry Christmas all!

towel401

tony1kenobi wrote: »

Why didn't you shoot it with a crossbow? Did you not get one for Christmas?

nope. we're in a recession so no crossbow for me :mad:

giggsy664

sharpshooterH wrote: »

Try banging your head on your keyboard , isn't that what you normally do when you quote one of my posts ?

iPod Touch my good friend, iPod Touch.



Bangs head against iPod in anger at sharpshooterH saying keyboard

Kold

I'll pledge €100 to SSF if someone rips Sharpshooterh's fingers off. Don't even leave her a stub.

Poor Uncle Tom

Just back from mamoth trip to the bog (only one in three days), now I feel ill.
Lost two and a half stone, my belly is now flapping on my knees when I walk, I'm cold, I feel weak and I'm anemic,

I still got to finish the turkey (or I'll get it in sandwiches in the new year). Cold, day old sprouts covered in congealed gravey just arn't the same.

Hmmmm. nothing like Christmas.

Sharpshooter

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

Just back from mamoth trip to the bog (only one in three days), now I feel ill.
Lost two and a half stone, my belly is now flapping on my knees when I walk, I'm cold, I feel weak and I'm anemic,

I still got to finish the turkey (or I'll get it in sandwiches in the new year). Cold, day old sprouts covered in congealed gravey just arn't the same.

Hmmmm. nothing like Christmas.

Poor Uncle Tom.:(

Happy New Year.;)