secret to happiness

Capt'n Midnight · 25-12-2008 8:00pm #1

If you wish to be happy for one hour, get drunk.
If you wish to be happy for three days, get married.
If you wish to be happy for a month, kill your pig and eat it.
If you wish to be happy forever, learn to fish.
-- Chinese Proverb

so what should one do to be happy for a week / year ?

colrow · 01-01-2009 9:40pm

Happiness is a willing sheep

Earthhorse · 01-01-2009 9:46pm

It's just a colon followed by a right bracket.

Look...:)

Hermy · 02-01-2009 1:45am

Earthhorse wrote: »

It's just a colon followed by a right bracket.

Look...:)

Genius!

Ghost Train · 02-01-2009 1:55am

Earthhorse wrote: »

It's just a colon followed by a right bracket.

Look...:)

(: like that

week off work would be happy for a week

lotto might be useful for a years happiness

Matt Holck · 02-01-2009 9:26am

the secret to happiness
is replacing the "y" in happy with an "i"
when adding the "ness" appendage
which transforms the adjective to a noun

Earthhorse · 02-01-2009 10:57am

eolhc wrote: »

(: like that

No, that's just a dude wearing a hat. Unless wearing a hat makes you happy.

Matt Holck wrote: »

stuff

Now tell us about the secret of ajectives.

Quazzie · 02-01-2009 4:39pm

Matt Holck wrote: »

the secret to happiness
is replacing the "y" in happy with an "i"
when adding the "ness" appendage
which transforms the ajective to a noun

Earthhorse wrote: »

No, that's just a dude wearing a hat. Unless wearing a hat makes you happy.

Now tell us about the secret of ajectives.

Bastards. I can't view spoilers on by iPhone. Now I'll never be happy.

Earthhorse · 02-01-2009 4:53pm

Q2002 wrote: »

Bastards. I can't view spoilers on by iPhone. Now I'll never be happy.

You have an iPhone, how can you not be happy?

Matt Holck · 03-01-2009 6:56am

Q2002 wrote: »

Bastards. I can't view spoilers on by iPhone. Now I'll never be happy.

can you enlarge the text?

Quazzie · 03-01-2009 1:12pm

Matt Holck wrote: »

can you enlarge the text?

Yea ya can do almost everything except select text so no viewing spoilers or copy and paste

445279.ie · 03-01-2009 1:15pm

I'm going drinking with my best friend later - this makes me happy

Earthhorse · 03-01-2009 4:20pm

Q2002 wrote: »

Yea ya can do almost everything except select text so no viewing spoilers or copy and paste

When you quoted us the spoilered text would show up in the post reply box unspoilered.

Quazzie · 03-01-2009 4:40pm

Earthhorse wrote: »

When you quoted us the spoilered text would show up in the post reply box unspoilered.

Good thinking Aguado!

Earthhorse · 03-01-2009 5:00pm

Q2002 wrote: »

Good thinking Aguado!

Say what now?

Quazzie · 03-01-2009 5:09pm

Earthhorse wrote: »

Say what now?

All your answers are here!!!

Earthhorse · 03-01-2009 5:20pm

Q2002 wrote: »

All your answers are here!!!

So you're saying I've a small dick. Very well then.

Capt'n Midnight · 03-01-2009 7:22pm

Q2002 wrote: »

Yea ya can do almost everything except select text so no viewing spoilers or copy and paste

Matt Holck · 04-01-2009 5:32am

Earthhorse wrote: »

No, that's just a dude wearing a hat. Unless wearing a hat makes you happy.

Now tell us about the secret of ajectives.

the secrete to "ajectives" is that it is a mispelling for "adjectives"
not to be confused with averages nor objectives

Black Swan · 04-01-2009 5:46am

Spoiler: spoiler!

Matt Holck · 04-01-2009 6:08am

~V

if no sour milk is not avaiable for the coffee cake,
one can stir a 3 tea spoons of lemon juice into a cup of fresh milk

secret to happiness

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