secret to happiness

Capt'n Midnight · 25-12-2008 08:00PM #1

If you wish to be happy for one hour, get drunk.
If you wish to be happy for three days, get married.
If you wish to be happy for a month, kill your pig and eat it.
If you wish to be happy forever, learn to fish.
-- Chinese Proverb

so what should one do to be happy for a week / year ?

colrow · 01-01-2009 09:40PM

Happiness is a willing sheep

Earthhorse · 01-01-2009 09:46PM

It's just a colon followed by a right bracket.

Look...:)

Hermy · 02-01-2009 01:45AM

Earthhorse wrote: »

It's just a colon followed by a right bracket.

Look...:)

Genius!

Ghost Train · 02-01-2009 01:55AM

Earthhorse wrote: »

It's just a colon followed by a right bracket.

Look...:)

(: like that

week off work would be happy for a week

lotto might be useful for a years happiness

Matt Holck · 02-01-2009 09:26AM

the secret to happiness
is replacing the "y" in happy with an "i"
when adding the "ness" appendage
which transforms the adjective to a noun

Earthhorse · 02-01-2009 10:57AM

eolhc wrote: »

(: like that

No, that's just a dude wearing a hat. Unless wearing a hat makes you happy.

Matt Holck wrote: »

stuff

Now tell us about the secret of ajectives.

Quazzie · 02-01-2009 04:39PM

Matt Holck wrote: »

the secret to happiness
is replacing the "y" in happy with an "i"
when adding the "ness" appendage
which transforms the ajective to a noun

Earthhorse wrote: »

No, that's just a dude wearing a hat. Unless wearing a hat makes you happy.

Now tell us about the secret of ajectives.

Bastards. I can't view spoilers on by iPhone. Now I'll never be happy.

Earthhorse · 02-01-2009 04:53PM

Q2002 wrote: »

Bastards. I can't view spoilers on by iPhone. Now I'll never be happy.

You have an iPhone, how can you not be happy?

Matt Holck · 03-01-2009 06:56AM

Q2002 wrote: »

Bastards. I can't view spoilers on by iPhone. Now I'll never be happy.

can you enlarge the text?

Quazzie · 03-01-2009 01:12PM

Matt Holck wrote: »

can you enlarge the text?

Yea ya can do almost everything except select text so no viewing spoilers or copy and paste

445279.ie · 03-01-2009 01:15PM

I'm going drinking with my best friend later - this makes me happy

Earthhorse · 03-01-2009 04:20PM

Q2002 wrote: »

Yea ya can do almost everything except select text so no viewing spoilers or copy and paste

When you quoted us the spoilered text would show up in the post reply box unspoilered.

Quazzie · 03-01-2009 04:40PM

Earthhorse wrote: »

When you quoted us the spoilered text would show up in the post reply box unspoilered.

Good thinking Aguado!

Earthhorse · 03-01-2009 05:00PM

Q2002 wrote: »

Good thinking Aguado!

Say what now?

Quazzie · 03-01-2009 05:09PM

Earthhorse wrote: »

Say what now?

All your answers are here!!!

Earthhorse · 03-01-2009 05:20PM

Q2002 wrote: »

All your answers are here!!!

So you're saying I've a small dick. Very well then.

Capt'n Midnight · 03-01-2009 07:22PM

Q2002 wrote: »

Yea ya can do almost everything except select text so no viewing spoilers or copy and paste

Matt Holck · 04-01-2009 05:32AM

Earthhorse wrote: »

No, that's just a dude wearing a hat. Unless wearing a hat makes you happy.

Now tell us about the secret of ajectives.

the secrete to "ajectives" is that it is a mispelling for "adjectives"
not to be confused with averages nor objectives

Black Swan · 04-01-2009 05:46AM

Spoiler: spoiler!

Matt Holck · 04-01-2009 06:08AM

~V

if no sour milk is not avaiable for the coffee cake,
one can stir a 3 tea spoons of lemon juice into a cup of fresh milk

secret to happiness

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