Quick, Help!

Heisenberg.

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4zn76tysfajdxp

The keyboard.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

firstborn child?

Senna

Cheap skate

Heisenberg.

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XxlauraxX

The Scientist wrote: »

I've just stumbled in from 'Oh you're home, pints' so i decided to have a drunken rummage under the tree...
I found a long present with my name on it from my brother which can easily be deciphered as an expensive (i don't think they come cheap) Keyboard, the musical kind.
I've just remembered that ive only got him a crappy Munster T Shirt!

What household item can i wrap and give to him as an added extra?

Its the thought that counts

/grabs coat ...:)

Sofaspud

Senna wrote: »

Cheap skate

Better yet, a pair of cheap skates, tell him roller skating is back in and that he'd really enjoy it!

And since he's only a beginner, he won't know they're cheap, and you can pretend they're top of the range!

WoollyRedHat

a blender, for the misheicvous kind.

Abi

The Scientist wrote: »

I've just stumbled in from 'Oh you're home, pints' so i decided to have a drunken rummage under the tree...
I found a long present with my name on it from my brother which can easily be deciphered as an expensive (i don't think they come cheap) Keyboard, the musical kind.
I've just remembered that ive only got him a crappy Munster T Shirt!

What household item can i wrap and give to him as an added extra?

I see what you did there.

Fizman

Go out to the kitchen and grab the toaster. Bring it up to your room.

In the morning he'll be wanting to make toast, only to find it gone. At this point he will probably break down and do a horrific man-cry in front of the entire family.

Bring down the toaster (wrapped obviously) and say "Hey bro, I thought you might need one of these this Christmas".

He will rejoice and will no doubt hold you in very high regard for the rest of your days.

Sorted!

Ricky91t

Your flat screen tv?
Laptop?Computer?Expensize Phone?Ipod?
dunno

4zn76tysfajdxp

Yeah, format your computer/laptop and give it to him.

Kold

Make him a card and write "Ordered you tickets for xxx."

mayordenis

depends how much you want to spend if you're talking a couple of hundred go online now and book a weekend in some hotel somewhere or a little trip to somewhere cheap online

cheap bastard

Donald-Duck

Wrap the turkey for him

ShooterSF

Unscrew the keyboard, cut a few wires and close it back up. When you get back up in the morning you can tell him not to worry it's the thought that counts and it doesn't matter that it doesnt work. When he's out of the room mention in passing to the others that it's cool cause good keyboards cost a lot. Now you're the cool caring bro.
When you get it alone reconnect the wires. Nice.

Heisenberg.

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Kold wrote: »

Make him a card and write "Ordered you tickets for xxx."

Ticketmaster UK sent me this in an email for just this type of issue

Ross_Mahon

Make a cake

R0ot

Something he can stab/maim/beat you with id say. :pac:

Heisenberg.

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Dyr

He probably got you an ironing board...

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The Scientist wrote: »

Nice..
I heart boards for this type of stuff...

No Prob...you can thank me later

ZiMZuM

what about wrapping up your missus and placing her under the tree and when he unwraps her he will be so horrified that when u show him what u actually got him (Munster T-Shirt) he will be delighted with it!:D

Abi

Bambi wrote: »

He probably got you an ironing board...

Bambers. Cmere so I can have a word in your shell like.. Can you honestly say, hand on heart.. That you read the whole post, and nothing but the whole post? nip up ta bed before santy catches ya up.

ericl

Pipe Bomb,

Tell him to give it a good shake.

Heisenberg.

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kraggy

No matter what he wraps it in, when you find out you're from Cork, you're gonna know fairly rapid that your life is all D minor.

Sorry dude.

Caliden

scribble on the jursey and make it look like ronan o gara's signature or something. Sure he wont know the differnce!!