Ireland voting NO to lisbon caused the global recession!!!

tom-d

They said there would be consequences!:D

Just thought id throw it out there



Edit: to be taken highly sarcasticly!

Yakult

yes

harly1516

100%

Donald-Duck

I read agood one on a sign on Dame street last week.

"The Government has faked this recession in Ireland in order to force people to vote Yes"

jhegarty

I think we all know the ozone layer global warming climate change is at fault.

Quazzie

Yea that's right. That's exactly what the Lehmann bros were waiting for.

alan4cult

Ireland has so much power, so much.

Wurly

I love lamp

dSTAR

Mmmkay

Karoma

A thread too stupid for Conspiracy Theories. Well done.

K-9

Karoma wrote: »

A thread too stupid for Conspiracy Theories. Well done.

Nah, voting YES for an European Army would beat it!

Biggins

We are just being punished for allowing Michael Jackson to live here for a while!
The French have it in for us 'cos we won't eat their frogs legs as well!

omahaid

I thought so, I always reckoned I was centre of the universe

Quazzie

What'd be wrong with a European army. Would the Irish "soldiers" finally have to earn their wages properly, instead of training for a war we'd never take part in?

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Q2002 wrote: »

What'd be wrong with a European army. Would the Irish "soldiers" finally have to earn their wages properly, instead of training for a war we'd never take part in?

The Swiss do it and they are truely Neutral, Conscription included. Not like ourselves who have sold our Neutrality ourselves, NOT by EU pressure.

entropi

Q2002 wrote: »

What'd be wrong with a European army. Would the Irish "soldiers" finally have to earn their wages properly, instead of training for a war we'd never take part in?

I'm just glad Maírt hasnt seen this post yet, i'm quite sure he's seen more action than most here on Boards;) as for going back on topic...i think it was the space pope who done it, either that or oompa loompas

Davidius

It'd be great if we joined some European Army.

Then we'd get to join in all the silliness of war, like armoured bears and tesla troopers! We could always use more conscripts and flak troopers to make whacky references to the USSR! Think of all the crazy tanks there'd be!

I don't know why war gets such a bad reputation!

Donald-Duck

Davidius wrote: »

It'd be great if we joined some European Army.

Then we'd get to join in all the silliness of war, like armoured bears and tesla troopers! We could always use more conscripts and flak troopers to make whacky references to the USSR! Think of all the crazy tanks there'd be!

I don't know why war gets such a bad reputation!

and FLOATING FORTRESSES

Ruu_Old

Has to be something to do with Brian Cowen's lips.

Biggins

Ruu wrote: »

Has to be something to do with Brian Cowen's lips.

...you mean the ones he borrowed from Mick Jagger?

Thats what he got for transplanting them under his own fraked up health service!
Now they're big enough for him to bend down and suck Harney's bum! :eek:

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Biggins wrote: »

...you mean the ones he borrowed from Mick Jagger?

Thats what he got for transplanting them under his own fraked up health service!
Now they're big enough for him to bend down and suck Harney's bum! :eek:

Seems as good a reason as any to vote No.

Vote No to stop Harneys bum being sucked.

Jaysus, even I'd vote No based on that one. No FACTS required.

utick

lisbon is a complete hole of a city. VOTE NO!!!

KnifeWRENCH

jhegarty wrote: »

I think we all know the ozone layer global warming climate change is at fault.

We've stopped blaming different social classes and various ethnic minorities then? That's nice.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

I'm blaming England... No reasons really... Hope that's ok with ye

Davidius

It's those feckin' vidjo games again!

thelordofcheese

Davidius wrote: »

It's those feckin' vidjo games again!

I heard it was rock and/or roll.

K-9

[quote=Seanies32;58369131 No FACTS required.[/quote]

Quotes meself.

IT IS LISBON.

CreepingDeath

omahaid wrote: »

I thought so, I always reckoned I was centre of the universe

Nah, there'ld be more signposts like 4 Light Years to Andromeda around you.... only in Irish miles.

311

Santa caused the recession ,his factory melted.