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Random Erections!

  • 24-12-2008 12:14am
    #1
    LegacyUser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭


    Yeah so...

    I'm 20. Student. Have a GF of 2+ years.

    And my question is when do they stop?



    Thanks.


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  • #2
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    When you are dead, very sick or very old.


  • #3
    Galvasean
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    They become less frequent as you get older.
    Chaos theory dictates that you'll never truly be free from them.


  • #4
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Mmyep, nothing to add from previous posters. Just beware on public transport!

    (I'd have to cite the late Bill Hicks on this one, but then I cannot remember the quote verbatim. Aw.)


  • #5
    Unregistered.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Unregistered.


    Aye tis the worst when you're hung like myself a horse. :rolleyes:


  • #6
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    Galvasean wrote: »
    They become less frequent as you get older.
    Chaos theory dictates that you'll never truly be free from them.

    lol.

    Erections don't go away til you're dead. They're a sign of health, and, a nice healthy sex drive. Enjoy!


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  • #7
    omahaid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭omahaid


    OnThePOP wrote: »
    Yeah so...

    I'm 20. Student. Have a GF of 2+ years.

    And my question is when do they stop?



    Thanks.

    I found they stop when I have more important things to worry about (seriously). When I had a lot of free time in school or college I thought about that stuff, but in the working world I didn't have the time :-), so get a job!


  • #8
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    omahaid wrote: »
    I found they stop when I have more important things to worry about (seriously). When I had a lot of free time in school or college I thought about that stuff, but in the working world I didn't have the time :-), so get a job!

    What, like thinking of Barney in a bikini? :D


  • #9
    entropi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Apparently OP, they continue in healthy males living in their 80's, i wouldnt worry really sure think of it this way, your gf might make use of them...happy days eh:D


  • #10
    Terodil
    Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Terodil


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    When you are dead...
    Actually, technically speaking...


  • #11
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    :) OK folks back on topic.....

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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  • #12
    Dave5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 51 ✭✭Dave5


    OnThePOP wrote: »
    Yeah so...

    I'm 20. Student. Have a GF of 2+ years.

    And my question is when do they stop?



    Thanks.
    I'm 32 and they haven't stopped for me, mate! (seriously)

    As another poster has said, be careful on public transport.:D

    You can get yourself into embarassing situations all right...be careful...

    ...i recall being at a large shopping centre in Dublin last summer, running into a female neighbour of mine in HMV one day. She's in her 40's and she had a blue 'outfit' on, she was wearing a low cut top showing her clevage, she had ski pants on which were showing off her pretty nice arse, and she had a gold ankle chain with stilletto heels on...

    ...she was leaning over to grab a CD, turned back to ask my opinion on it, and i was aroused in the trouser department, she noticed this alright..

    ...i was red-faced.:o


  • #13
    SpookyDoll
    Closed Accounts Posts: 533 ✭✭✭SpookyDoll


    chin_grin wrote: »
    What, like thinking of Barney in a bikini? :D

    Or Harney in a bikini !! lol

    Not much you can do OP, except carry a bag with a long strap you sling over your shoulder, then you can hide the stiffy with the bag if needs be!

    :D Happy Chrimbo!


  • #14
    Unregistered.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Unregistered.


    Dave5 wrote: »
    ...i recall being at a large shopping centre in Dublin last summer, running into a female neighbour of mine in HMV one day. She's in her 40's and she had a blue 'outfit' on, she was wearing a low cut top showing her clevage, she had ski pants on which were showing off her pretty nice arse, and she had a gold ankle chain with stilletto heels on...

    In fairness, this isn't a random erection IMO. This is a full on sexual arousal. I mean if you didn't get a semi in that situation, you should be worried.;)


  • #15
    Killme00
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,441 ✭✭✭Killme00


    Dave5 wrote: »
    ...i recall being at a large shopping centre in Dublin last summer, running into a female neighbour of mine in HMV one day. She's in her 40's and she had a blue 'outfit' on, she was wearing a low cut top showing her clevage, she had ski pants on which were showing off her pretty nice arse, and she had a gold ankle chain with stilletto heels on...

    Are you sure this wasnt just the start of her act and you were at a strip club.

    OP, Those blue pills that your GF keeps telling you are breath mints....


  • #16
    unhappycamper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 302 ✭✭unhappycamper


    They are a sign of strength OP. All men should be going around on them all the time!


  • #17
    Silverfish
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,698 Mod ✭✭✭✭Silverfish


    Killme00, off-topic and unhelpful posting will get you banned from this forum.

    Please read the charter.


  • #18
    Killme00
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,441 ✭✭✭Killme00


    Silverfish wrote: »
    Killme00, off-topic and unhelpful posting will get you banned from this forum.

    Please read the charter.

    Sounds like you need some blue pills, you miserable so and so. :pac:


  • #19
    Silverfish
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,698 Mod ✭✭✭✭Silverfish


    Killme00 wrote: »
    Sounds like you need some blue pills, you miserable so and so. :pac:

    Banned for 7 days.


  • #20
    NoQuarter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭NoQuarter


    Dave5 wrote: »

    As another poster has said, be careful on public transport.:D


    yup, gotta watch out for diesel dick!


  • #21
    LegacyUser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    I'm fairly sure there's nothing you can do about it. Doesn't your body randomly flush blood into it to as an internal check that everything is still working?

    Go with the (blood) flow, it has its perks!


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  • #22
    pfishfood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 126 ✭✭pfishfood


    Dear god man your only a red blooded male, dont worry about it. Worry about it when you cand do anything.


  • #23
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    meh, it happens to everyman. any man that says they have full and total control is a lier.

    they do stop happening as much when you get older,

    if its really becoming a major problem, try going out with an fired chamber


  • #24
    pfishfood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 126 ✭✭pfishfood


    Agent Smith wrote: »
    if its really becoming a major problem, try going out with an fired chamber

    LOL


  • #25
    RoosterIllusion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 395 ✭✭RoosterIllusion


    Agent Smith wrote: »
    if its really becoming a major problem, try going out with an fired chamber

    I imagine someone reading this incorrectly and cauterising their urethra :eek:


  • #26
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    OK back on topic folks

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #27
    Me to you
    Closed Accounts Posts: 65 ✭✭Me to you


    Im sure your gf of 2+ years doesnt have a problem with them. :D:D:D


  • #28
    Matt3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41 ✭Matt3


    Killme00 wrote: »
    Are you sure this wasnt just the start of her act and you were at a strip club.

    OP, Those blue pills that your GF keeps telling you are breath mints....
    You're missing the point, the fact that this woman was sexily dressed in the shopping centre, was the reason he got the hard-on in the first place...she probably should have been in a strip club, but the fact is she wasn't, she was a neighbout of this guy, he met her, she was sexily dressed, she bent over to get a CD, and hey presto!...the guy is aroused!, so what.:rolleyes:

    ...you can hardly blame a red-blooded male, for getting aroused in a situation like that, with a woman who's sexily dressed and talking to you. It happens.


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