Who's sick?

Plug

I have a cold, Christmas just 2 days away:( sh!t.

phasers

In my day we didn't give out about colds. You weren't sick until something fell off.

_blank_

I slept with my sister last night.

That's pretty sick.

antodeco

Ive had mine for around 9 weeks. Maybe i got the ghey.

Biggins

Make Uniflu your best mate.

Dun laoire

Des wrote: »

I slept with my sister last night.

That's pretty sick.

No it's not. She's a cracker. :pac:

SpookyDoll

the dreaded lurgy I'll wager :eek:

Epic Tissue

Feels like I am getting a cold. Hopefully I don't:o

CtrlSource

Dun laoire wrote: »

No it's not. She's a cracker. :pac:

Damn you, with your stealing of my witty retorts! ¬_¬

stevoman

i had a w*nk thinking about YORE MA watching YORE DA having a w*nk about me. now thats sick!

Niall09

Got a bit of the flu...been sick the past 3 chrstmasses now.

Nothing a bit of Parecetamol won't cure.

Plug

Niall09 wrote: »

Got a bit of the flu...been sick the past 3 chrstmasses now.

Nothing a bit of Parecetamol won't cure.

Yeah I've been taking them all day, hopefully they work aswell as a few mugs of scault(tea).

Snickit

I be gettin' a mighty cough.

Darragh29

I just shook off the worst c*nt of an ebola virus flu, I was horrible, never again, flu jab in the anal area for next year for sure...

Ghost Train

could be from eating the poison pork

I'm almost over the flu... just hoping it doesn't turn into some mucous-ee infection

RasTa

Sick and in work for the past two days, got a half day tomorrow. I have being drinking about 20 litres of water a day trying to get rid of it.

Plug

RasTa wrote: »

Sick and in work for the past two days, got a half day tomorrow. I have being drinking about 20 litres of water a day trying to get rid of it.

That can kill you, lots of water.

RasTa

Plug wrote: »

That can kill you, lots of water.

I'm pissing every 10mins so it should be ok.

Bobalicious93

I've been in bed with a cold for a few days now, and this morning started getting nosebleeds. Anyone any tips on stopping them?

Starting to piss me off

I was sick for my birthday this year, and now Christmas ffs

mental07

I've a slight headache.

Caliden

Can feel my chest infection coming back. Luckily I didnt finish off my anti-biotics

samhail

i had my man flu last week - so feeling a little better these days.

Berty

I apparently have a touch of pneumonia in my right lung. Nice

Also muscle pain in my back. Cold sore on lips.

Am I getting any sympathy? No all because SHE has Chrons disease. Curse her and her damned incurable disease, always throwing that in my face. :mad:

Caliden

RasTa wrote: »

Sick and in work for the past two days, got a half day tomorrow. I have being drinking about 20 litres of water a day trying to get rid of it.

http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2007/01/14/water-intoxication.html

I hope you were exaggerating

Donald-Duck

Caliden wrote: »

http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2007/01/14/water-intoxication.html

I hope you were exaggerating

Woman refuses to piss....

He drinks 20 litres of water?

Comparison?

RxQueen

im not !! full health me.... sucks to be all of ye :pac:!

The_B_Man

^ tenner says karma strikes him down with a scorching case of herpes.

themadchef

Feelin' good. Hope i havent poxed it by saying it though!

RxQueen

The_B_Man wrote: »

^ tenner says karma strikes him down with a scorching case of herpes.

whos this him you speak of ??? ..... santa

Berty

emo!! wrote: »

im not !! full health me.... sucks to be all of ye :pac:!

Im sitting here with a voodoo doll with your name stitched into it. You WILL be getting food poisoning on Christmas day.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Flu here, looks like it will be gone by the 25th though

RxQueen

Berty wrote: »

Im sitting here with a voodoo doll with your name stitched into it. You WILL be getting food poisoning on Christmas day.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

please dont tell me what else you do with that doll!!:P

i wont ill be perfectably healthy!!

kev_s88

got my flu/chest infection/permanent headache/cold sweat going on. i really should go to the doctor but im just not arsed

Donald-Duck

Raquel Bumpy Roadkill wrote: »

Flu here, looks like it will be gone by the 25th though

Then its not really the flu is it? Its a cold.

Plug

Donald-Duck wrote: »

Then its not really the flu is it? Its a cold.

Whats the difference doctor?

Donald-Duck

Plug wrote: »

Whats the difference doctor?

Look it up, you have the entire internet at your disposal I'll give you a hint though, you don't get the flu for 1 or 2 days

Plug

Donald-Duck wrote: »

Look it up, you have the entire internet at your disposal I'll give you a hint though, you don't get the flu for 1 or 2 days

Yeah I think I got the flu before, it looked like I had cancer for a solid week. That was rough alright! The common cold is what I have now then, its nothing compared to the flu:eek:

Valmont

I think I have the super flu. Or malaria, feels like it anyway *cough cough cough*

WoollyRedHat

Des wrote: »

I slept with my sister last night.

That's pretty sick.

Plus I hear the guy who had aids slept with your sister without protection, so you're doubly sick now

Dyr

I'm f***in dying been in bed the last two days, can barely talk..and whats worse I've no food or paracemtol..can someone launch a rescue mission?

Jemmy

Dyin here too!

Been in and out of sleep since i got home from work, thought i was over it the other day and it came back twice as bad.

Not happy. :mad::(

j2hig

Sittin at my pc with a head pounding and nose runnin like a kenyan! Reeker!

But if you think thats bad my dad landed himself in hospital for christmas. Fell out of a tree in the garden after the branch he was standing on broke and he fractured his hip bone and broke his collar bone. Sh!t buzz:(

Mental Mickey

I just started sneezing and sniffling this afternoon!! F*!k knows where I got it from, but it's a right b!tch of a headcold, and I think I'll have it over the Christmas!!???

I'm fine this year but last year I had an ear infection so was deaf in one ear over the Christmas period. Not very nice at all.

Highsider

Chest infection and cold for the last week. Seems to be a load of people off work at the moment with same thing. Should have gone to the doctor with it but he aint getting 60 squid otta me for telling me something i already know.

Rockee

Ive been sick the last 3 Chrimbos in a row. Its about this time every year that I start to feel my throat talk to me but so far so good thankfully!!!

greatgoal

just coming back to normal since last friday...been smothered the last 2 years..looking good this time around..woo hoo.

Dord

I've got a chest infection...

White_Feather

I feel like Im on my death bed! Every single xmas I manage to get sick! Last year I got viral melingitus, now it just seems like the same symptoms only a little less! and to top it all off...i am on crutches with a fractured foot!!!