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Irish Expressions

23-12-2008 12:10pm

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themaestro

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I'm a lover of expressions and would like to broaden my knowledge. Feel free to post even the most unusual sayings/colloquial phrases etc....

Here are a few of my favourites:

I'm as sick as a small hospital

I'm flat out like a badger on a back road

It's all a balls said the farmer milking the bull

Deadly said the rat when he ate the poison

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funny

irish

humour

expressions

sayings

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#2 23-12-2008 2:50pm

Fauldy Banny

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How bout, thick as two short planks.

Wrong forum.

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#3 24-12-2008 4:43am

stevecrow74

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ya make Paris Hilton look intelligent....
sandwich short of a pick nick...
brick short of a mansion....
a tea bag short of a Daniel O'Donnell party...
a monkey short of a rain forest....

wrong forum

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#4 30-12-2008 5:01pm

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id crawl a thousand miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust pipe of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry...

:cool:

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#5 05-01-2009 9:52pm

stylie

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How about..

There were loads of fish here till those fn's ba$tards showed up

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#6 06-01-2009 12:54am

copper12

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If you had two brains you’d be twice as stupid

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#7 06-01-2009 5:02pm

Fauldy Banny

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Why is this thread still here?

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#8 19-01-2009 7:16pm

Bilbert55

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I'm as sick as bus to Lourdes!!

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#9 20-01-2009 10:22am

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im so hungry id eat the balls off a low flying duck!!!!!!

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#10 26-02-2009 12:56pm

fishder

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Iam so hungry I would eat a scabby baby

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#11 01-03-2009 1:05pm

flanum

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has this anything to do with angling?

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#12 02-03-2009 2:03pm

Merrion1968

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After a long day in sun on the river...

...A face like a well-slapped arse

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#13 02-03-2009 6:39pm

gversey

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Im so hungry id eat a picture of the last supper!
Im so hungry id eat a nuns arse through a railings!

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#14 03-03-2009 10:09am

BUCK_HENDERSHOT

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I'm so hungry I could eat the leg off a dead Christian Brother...:D

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#15 03-03-2009 6:04pm

flanum

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would it be possible to move this to another forum?

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